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Funny story: New York Punished By God, Says Reverend

New York Punished By God, Says Reverend

Within the timespan of just one week, New York City was hit by not just an earthquake but also a hurricane. Coincidence? Well, no, not according to the Reverend Orville Dick. This often extreme, always controversial, ex-Florida resident wholehe...

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Funny story: Tsunami warning as Spoof writer caught up in Alaskan tremor!

Tsunami warning as Spoof writer caught up in Alaskan tremor!

Aleutian Islands - A Spoof writer's Alaskan vacation cruise entered choppy waters on Friday as a 7.1 magnitude tremor struck just 10km below the sea bed 125 miles southeast of Atka. South Carolina resident Morse's moose-wrestling holiday was on it...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi's Face Victimized by 5.8 Earthquake

Nancy Pelosi's Face Victimized by 5.8 Earthquake

Besides the Washington Monument and the National Cathedral, there was another famous relic that sustained damages during the recent East Coast earthquake. According to Congressional sources who wish to remain anonymous, Congresswoman's Nancy Pel...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blames The Earthquake That Struck The East Coast on President Obama

Sarah Palin Blames The Earthquake That Struck The East Coast on President Obama

OSKALOOSA, Iowa - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Oskaloosa, Iowa, home of the largest corn cob statue in the world. Palin's bus was parked at a local Pizza Gal Restaurant where a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Skippy Viperwater...

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Funny story: The US Shakes It's Own Tree

The US Shakes It's Own Tree

At 1.51pm yesterday an earthquake registering 5.8 shook the eastern third of the United States causing much of Washington D.C. to come to a halt. While damage was not wide spread some older buildings were affected and people were left unnerved and ra...

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Funny story: Weight-loss campers cause earthquake scare while doing step aerobics

Weight-loss campers cause earthquake scare while doing step aerobics

LONGFIELD, Virginia--A ground-shaking that registered 5.9 on the Richter scale was thought by many inhabitants of the U.S. eastern seaboard to be an earthquake. In point of fact, the quaking was caused by 129 female teen participants in Camp Sunshine...

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Funny story: Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

New York - The full karmic force of celestial wrath was felt in the United States today just as the Sun entered Virgo, sign of the Harvest and the Reap-As-You-Sow Goddess, at around 1.52 pm local time. Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance was r...

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Funny story: English Channel earthquake 'sees passengers bouncing in their Eurostar seats' - report

English Channel earthquake 'sees passengers bouncing in their Eurostar seats' - report

South Coast - Passengers likened the 8am tremor to 'Mile High Club fallout on steroids' as an earthquake struck the English Channel today. "It turned my skinny latte into a foaming frappé-cino," Eurotunnel traveller Mrs Doris Lump said. "The t...

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Funny story: Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

New York - A mystery underwater craft has been spotted close to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge by New York Harbor ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Observers say it may have been surveying the site of a shelved 1990s project to build a massive $40...

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Funny story: Bankers fear Battersea Power Station is sinking

Bankers fear Battersea Power Station is sinking

London - A bloody great big hole has appeared in the Battersea business plan sinking fund. For decades cracks in the Power Station's ownership documents had been dismissed as investor paranoia. Now work on legal papers for the proposed Thames S...

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Funny story: California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors

California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors

Oakland, Ca - A California UFO may be trying to make contact to warn about a predicted massive earthquake around June 1st's Gemini solar eclipse. The three-pronged aerial light formation, mimicking the geometry of the Summer Triangle asterism, has...

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Funny story: Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...

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Funny story: Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

The city of Rome is braced for a major earthquake said to have been prophecized by Keith Chegwin back in 1979. In a special edition of Cheggers Goes Pop the chubby scouser is heard muttering off camera "Rome will be destroyed on the 11th May 2011...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Rome - (Jesus Wept News): A 'spolier' prediction by cabinet-maker and amateur seismologist Raffaele Bendandi has rattled the Vatican. The wannabe seer reckoned that today, May 11th's astrological alignments would spark the Big One, razing the Eter...

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Funny story: Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day

Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day

London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...

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Funny story: Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Toy-Sun Enterprises of Tokyo has started shipping their new product, Glow In The Dark Sushi, to distributors all around the world for comsumption in Japanese restaurants and sushi bars. The product is expected to be a hit with many diners who are loo...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie

Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie

WEST COVINA, California - Gilbert Gottfried can still not believe how utterly stupid he was to have ever made the mean and cruel remarks that he made regarding the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. He reportedly conveyed that to his...

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