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Funny story: Earth-like planets have been hiding because they don't like Earth

Earth-like planets have been hiding because they don't like Earth

The Universe is teeming with other planets capable of supporting alien life, according to a new study. After studying stars similar to the Sun, astronomers found that almost one in four have planets similar to Earth but have been keeping themselv...

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Funny story: Preacher Claims Bible Written About Other Earth-Like Planet

Preacher Claims Bible Written About Other Earth-Like Planet

A retired Methodist Minister claims that the Bible which supposedly depicts the history of our planet since the time God created it and everything in it was really written about another planet. He claims that astronomers have recently discovered a pl...

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Funny story: Earth like planet found in bowl of porridge

Earth like planet found in bowl of porridge

An astronomer claims to have found the most Earth-like planet yet - and he believes it could support life. The unusual find is doubly unusual due to where it was found. "At first I thought I was going bonkers" says the astro-boffin "I had just tak...

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Funny story: Scientists Find Super-Earths; Regular Earth Way Bummed

Scientists Find Super-Earths; Regular Earth Way Bummed

Scientists revealed Thursday that a seven-planet solar system located 127 light-years away in the constellation Hydrus may include multiple super-earths that would dwarf our puny excuse for a celestial body in comparison. Earth, already plagued wi...

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Funny story: Don't Worry - End Of The World At Least Three Years Away

Don't Worry - End Of The World At Least Three Years Away

NASA scientists were quick to reassure the world's population that we don't face imminent doom just yet. We've got at least until 2013 before the brown stuff hits the fan. The apparent problem is a cyclical increase in sunspot and solar storm a...

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Funny story: President Obama unveils plan to save the Earth

President Obama unveils plan to save the Earth

Charlottesville, VA. - Today at commencement ceremonies at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, VA., President Obama unveiled his new plan to save the Earth. Reading from a prepared statement the President said that all of us are aware...

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Funny story: Asteroid Headed This Way, Explains Secret US Military Rocket Launch

Asteroid Headed This Way, Explains Secret US Military Rocket Launch

The recent launching of a U.S. military rocket finally began making sense today even though the military still will not discuss it. However, our reporters have uncovered a copy of half-shredded military records that say that headquarters in Housto...

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Funny story: Earthquake in China, Volcano erupts in Iceland as Planet X gets even Closer

Earthquake in China, Volcano erupts in Iceland as Planet X gets even Closer

Mad Micky Morrison the former scientist who is as mad as a hatter claimed today that the earthquake in China, and the Volcanic eruption in Iceland are caused by the fact that Planet X is now even closer to earth which is going to increase the number...

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Funny story: Earth Rejects Humans

Earth Rejects Humans

Forget global warming and ice age Winters. According to new scientific thinking the Earth is actually rejecting human life. Following massive global disasters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, floods and landslides affecting every corner of the globe...

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Funny story: NASA Plans to Take Over Earth-Like Planet

NASA Plans to Take Over Earth-Like Planet

NASA's Kepler space telescope has apparently discovered a planet that is like Earth only much nicer, according to NASA scientists. "The planet the telescope discovered is in the constellation Hydra", said Kepler program manager James Franson. "It...

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Funny story: Earth - Moon relationship hits all time low

Earth - Moon relationship hits all time low

The solar system is in turmoil today after Earth snubbed an invitation from the Moon raising fears that the 4.5 billion year relationship between the two could be heading down a black hole. The Moon has also learnt of allegations, revealed by the Sun...

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Funny story: Earth to be renamed little dot

Earth to be renamed little dot

Nasa's Kepler space telescope has detected its first 5 planets beyond our solar system. Even although we have more powerful telescopes than ever when it comes to detecting planets outside our solar system it becomes very difficult because of the a...

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Funny story: Planet X seen on Xmas day

Planet X seen on Xmas day

A whistleblower at NASA claims that they have discovered planet X or Nibiru and have calculated that it is heading our way. Scientists at NASA claim that Planet X showed up clearly on Xmas day on various powerful telescopes throughout the World bu...

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Funny story: Windmills - Slowing Rotation of Globe.

Windmills - Slowing Rotation of Globe.

A crisis bigger than global climate warming is rumoured to be troubling the scientific community. The massive increase in the number of vast wind generators is now thought to be slowing down the rotation of our earth. "I don't need to tell you...

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Funny story: Gigantic Transport Plane A Currency Bust

Gigantic Transport Plane A Currency Bust

The long awaited Airbus MegalA 400 M Transport Plane failed to lift off in its debut today in Seville. The Paul Bunyan sized monstrosity was designed to carry 800 tanks, 600 Jeeps and 5000 troops to any airport worldwide. With all engines roaring...

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Funny story: Moon Bombs Earth with Snow

Moon Bombs Earth with Snow

It looks as though the moon has gotten revenge for NASA bombing it. A NASA spokesman announced today that the snowstorm that is about to envelope the Houston area is a direct result of a recent bombing mission aimed at the moon. Ikan Shovl, a s...

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Funny story: Hemorrhoids Attack Planet Earth

Hemorrhoids Attack Planet Earth

Washington DC: A government spokesman announced today, that a race of mindless blood lusting alien creatures from deep space has infiltrated our earth from the rear. Noted proctologists from around the globe have been watching, as the Hemorrhoids...

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