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Funny story: Drone strikes on Syria as NewsCorpse corruption trial promises to hog headlines

Drone strikes on Syria as NewsCorpse corruption trial promises to hog headlines

Washington AC/DC - A strategic dismantling of Bash-Ear Assad's formidable war machine might just do it as shady Rupert Murdoch stuff threatens to eclipse the global agenda when ex-NewsCorpse babe Rebekah Brooks goes on trial. At stake is the disti...

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Funny story: You Cannot Be Syria's says Vladimir Putin as US drones prepare Damascus blitzkreig

You Cannot Be Syria's says Vladimir Putin as US drones prepare Damascus blitzkreig

Moscow - A terse telephone call to the White House had Russian leader Vladimir Putin foaming at the mouth repeatedly calling the American president 'Proby' in response to Obama's masterly Syrian plot. Yeah. Up to 1,000 heavily armed drones are to...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Drones

Arkansas Outlaws Drones

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - After thousands of Arkansas residents issued complaints to their state senators the Arkansas Senate has voted by a vote of 27-8 to ban drones flying over the state. Senator Pilbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] spearheaded...

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Funny story: Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

The Guard Dog has identified "the grand spymaster," referred to recently by Rand Paul, as Mr. Cornelius Crapper (no relation to James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, but located in an office down the hall). Due to a Guard Dog embed in...

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Funny story: US drones to patrol London terror hot spots

US drones to patrol London terror hot spots

London - Fresh from Idaho sheep herding duties a consignment of six US unmanned combat air vehicles is enroute to London on emergency deployment following a Brit squaddie's machete attack murder outside Woolwich Barracks on Wednesday. Announcing t...

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Funny story: The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

POCATELLO, Idaho - The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has just paid a Pocatello, Idaho, resident a visit. It appears that the FBI was tipped off by a Pompous Pizza Parlor waitress that an unidentified man had been in the restaurant...

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Funny story: British drones in Afghan poppy destruction ops

British drones in Afghan poppy destruction ops

Afghanistan - Remote controlled British drones armed with genetically modified aphids are being deployed for the first time over the Tora Bora in operations targeting Afghani opium production. Billions of GM bugs capable of munching their own body...

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Funny story: USS Harry S Truman fires up engines ahead of N Korea deployment

USS Harry S Truman fires up engines ahead of N Korea deployment

Asia-Pacific - Launched in 1998 by the 33rd US President's daughter Margaret when North Korean nutjob Kim Jong-un was still a mere festering pimple on his father Kim Jong Very-Ill-Indeed's backside the Nimitz-class supercarrier is Guam bound ahead o...

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Funny story: POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...

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Funny story: U.S. invades Niger to rename country properly

U.S. invades Niger to rename country properly

President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today. I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts. We have been fighting a war for a long t...

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Funny story: CIA Drone Blows Up Google Driverless Car

CIA Drone Blows Up Google Driverless Car

The CIA admitted today that one of their Predator drone aircraft fired a missile and destroyed a Google autonomous Prius late last week. According to anonymous CIA insiders, the drone had taken off from a secret airfield in Saudi Arabia when it...

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Funny story: Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...

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Funny story: Obama drone 'got screwed over Libya' in Mile High Club incident with UFO

Obama drone 'got screwed over Libya' in Mile High Club incident with UFO

Washington - "It's still unclear which of the two crafts was on top doing the, er, inseminating," a spokesperson for US drone program architect John Brenner said today, "due to freak vibrational fallout interfering with satellite video recorders. Bu...

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Funny story: Obama Lends Drones to TMZ to Spy on Celebrities

Obama Lends Drones to TMZ to Spy on Celebrities

The White House announced today that the Obama administration will be working with TMZ in order to spy on celebrities. This decision came after President Obama was watching his favorite television show, TMZ, and heard that TMZ was looking for guest p...

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Funny story: Hezbollah Hell - Unmanned drone over Israel sparks usual unrest

Hezbollah Hell - Unmanned drone over Israel sparks usual unrest

Hezbollah have admitted to sending an unmanned drone over Israel. The paper aeroplane which was controlled by the "Breath of Allah" (or as the rest of us call it the wind) sailed gracefully over Israeli territory before being shot down by the Israeli...

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Funny story: Obama Drones On in Pakistan

Obama Drones On in Pakistan

In the face of criticism from the United Nations regarding the ongoing United States drone program in Pakistan, President Obama held a video press conference to reassure the Pakistani people, many of whom are reportedly too terrified to go about thei...

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Funny story: The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

RAF Waddington, Lincolnshire, UK: Soon, consignments of Reaper drones will be arriving... As the Police State continues to pile more psychological pressure on its UK citizens, where the UK Government wants to know more and more about everybody, while at the same time the public are allowed to know less and less about them and their secret courts, now is the age of the DRONES! Non-military dr...

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