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Funny story: Driver survives afternoon buried in 'a bit of snow'

Driver survives afternoon buried in 'a bit of snow'

A man whose car became trapped underneath a little bit of snow was found disorientated and barely alive after a miraculous 2 HOURS. The 44-year-old office worker from Shrewsbury had only managed to survive on a Waitrose Cheese and pickle sandwich...

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Funny story: Top 10 worst driving partners

Top 10 worst driving partners

A Poll was taken by at least 2000 motorists and a list has been drawn up of the top 10 celebrities that people would NOT like to have as a driving partner if they were taking part in a rally. The reasons for these choices are not given, but some of the reasons that they are not chosen could be as follows: 10. Lewis Hamilton: he would be in too much of a rush to enjoy the scenery and when we did...

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Funny story: Residents attack speed limit pans

Residents attack speed limit pans

Controversial proposals to reduce speeding by placing big metal frying pans on the roads in built-up areas have upset local residents in Chipping Norton. Ministry of Transport officials said that speed bumps were no longer effective in curbing spe...

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Funny story: Pedestrian dies after being hit by seven cars

Pedestrian dies after being hit by seven cars

Cheers turned to tears after a series of 'accidents' on the A58 near Halifax - all involving the same pedestrian. Brad Lee Bruzed was well-known in the area as a prolific jay-walker. According to friends and relatives he was attempting to beat th...

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Funny story: Five People Hurt in Cash

Five People Hurt in Cash

Five greedy people were injured - one seriously - in a massive pile of cash on the M62 near Manchester. Dozens of motorists stopped near an overhead bridge as huge bags of money were dropped onto the motorway. Drivers and their passengers were...

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Funny story: Man Mown Down by Mobile Phone Users Imprisoned

Man Mown Down by Mobile Phone Users Imprisoned

John Windbag was sentenced to two years imprisonment after he lost his case against a number of irate mobile phone user(MPUs). Walking down a busy street Windbag was musing about a joke he was thinking up when BANG - he was mown down by a group of...

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Funny story: Driving test pass rates up amid claims of dumbing down

Driving test pass rates up amid claims of dumbing down

The Vehicle and Driver Licensing Agency (VDLA) have announced that pass rates for their driving licence exams are up to 98%. Pass rates have risen every year since 1970, which the agency claims are "an indication of its exceptional teaching of drivin...

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Funny story: Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but...

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Funny story: Road Repairs Urgent as 10 ton Lorry Disappears

Road Repairs Urgent as 10 ton Lorry Disappears

A new development on Britain's roads is causing concern in Whitehall. A truck has gone missing 'somewhere in the Midlands' after falling down a hole in the road. Passers by looked in shocked horror as the truck carrying a load of furniture plunge...

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Funny story: Good drivers required at English Telecoms

Good drivers required at English Telecoms

English Telecoms operate the largest fleet of vehicles in England and have realised that with rising fuel prices there is a simple way to save money. "I was reading about hypermiling," said head of fleet operations, Dee Sell. "And I realised that...

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Funny story: Speed Limit to be removed from Motorway Toll Roads

Speed Limit to be removed from Motorway Toll Roads

Motorway toll roads, such as the one opened to relieve congestion around Birmingham, and to save motorists from the ignominy of having to drive through Birmingham, are to have speed limits removed from January next year. "There are several reasons...

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Funny story: SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more. "It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...

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Funny story: BBC Top Gear Hits Back At Disabled Driving "Bullies"

BBC Top Gear Hits Back At Disabled Driving "Bullies"

A row has erupted over an incident in last Sunday's episode of BBC's Top Gear during which cars were parked in disabled parking bays. Presenters Jeremy Clarkson and James May were driving a Nissan Leaf and Peugeot Ion for an item on the pro's and...

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Funny story: EU Ruling Spells the End of Free Petrol for Drivers!

EU Ruling Spells the End of Free Petrol for Drivers!

Petrol service stations will have to comply with new EU regulations coming in next year requiring pumps to give out fuel to the exact pound and penny drivers want to put into their tanks. Drivers will have to tap in the exact amount they want to buy...

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Funny story: Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Delbert Gilbert O'Sullivan, a Sunday Driver from Muck on the Water, near London has revealed that his weekly drive in his Austen Allegro G reg had to be put on hold this week, as he over slept for four hours. 'It is not normally like me' said Mr G...

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Funny story: Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

The government is to consider changing the drink driving laws in Britain. For a trial period in and around London from next month traffic police officers will no longer have to accompany drivers to police stations after they've been pulled over when...

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Funny story: The Average American Motorist Rulebook

The Average American Motorist Rulebook

Here is a guide to help ensure you drive like the rest of America. DON'T BE AWARE While driving, keep in mind that everyone else on the road should be looking out for you. Therefore, there is no reason for you to be aware of your surroundings. A perfect example of this would be not checking your blind spot when trying to change lanes. In fact, there's no need to even check your mirrors...

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