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Funny story: Cherie: it was nits

Cherie: it was nits

London, Monday 24 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Downing Street has admitted today that the exorbitant cost of grooming Cherry Bush QC during the 2005 general election was due to an infestation of lice which had taken refuge in Mrs Blair's c...

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Funny story: 'No panic at Downing Street' as MI5 denies spying on latest Thatcher glory-boy

'No panic at Downing Street' as MI5 denies spying on latest Thatcher glory-boy

From our Special Correspondent at The Poodle Parlour, No 10 Downing Street, London SW1; Monday 5 December 2005 - (Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's personal private secretary issued a strongly worded statement this morning expressing Tony B...

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Funny story: Alistair Campbell appointed head of communications to new Iraqi cabinet

Alistair Campbell appointed head of communications to new Iraqi cabinet

(Baghdad, Tuesday). In a widely predicted move, former 10 Downing Street spin doctor Alistair Campbell has confirmed he has accepted the post of Director of Communications to the fledgling Iraqi cabinet. Sources close to his wallet confirm that the...

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Funny story: Passion over for Tony and Dubbya

Passion over for Tony and Dubbya

Valentine's Day? You may be giving your loved one whatever they want on this day dedicated to the Patron Saint of lurve - but don't mention it in Downing Street or the White House. The love that dare not speak its name, the love that blossomed to the...

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Funny story: Nanny State to provide State Nannies

Nanny State to provide State Nannies

General Secretary Tony Blair today hinted that the oft-mentioned "Nanny State" is about to become a reality. Mr Blair made an announcement during a Downing Street finger buffet reception for one-legged lesbians of colour with learning diffi...

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Funny story: Trains times to go Interactive

Trains times to go Interactive

Ministers are reportedly considering making timetabling interactive in an attempt to improve train punctuality. A Downing Street source, who wishes to remain anonymous, spoke briefly with this reporter before returning to his application for a lordsh...

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Funny story: Britney's Sensational Bum

Britney's Sensational Bum

Bouncy Britney, the sexy singer with the perfect bum, wreaked havoc at No 10 Downing Street when she issued a bomb warning.

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Funny story: OAPs Attack Blair

OAPs Attack Blair

Old Aged Pensioners from across the United Kingdom have united and attacked Tony Blair's house at 10 Downing Street, London.

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Funny story: Politicians Fall Foul of Time Dilation

Politicians Fall Foul of Time Dilation

Basingstoke scientists today revealed that clocks in the vicinity of talking politicians work slower than those near normal people. "It's a quirk of Einstein's theory of relativity," said Dr Ruth Rutherford, head of clocks and social politics at B...

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