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Funny story: New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces. "We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...

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Funny story: Surprise Guest at Dorking Steam Engine Renovation Society

Surprise Guest at Dorking Steam Engine Renovation Society

The Dorking Steam Engine Renovation Society had a pleasant surprise this week as they met at Millie's Barn for their monthly meeting when Ringo Starr turned up. "I was blown away," said Humphrey Regard. "There we were discussing the merits of extr...

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Funny story: Feral joggers terrify Dorking

Feral joggers terrify Dorking

Roving packs of joggers have sprung up on the streets of Dorking, terrorising local residents. "We're afraid to go out at night," said Harold Nottingham, a septuagenarian from Oswald Crescent. "I'm forever having to put my bins back upright in the...

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Funny story: Dorking gets London High Speed Rail terminal

Dorking gets London High Speed Rail terminal

Dorking, just south of the Great British Capital that is London, encircled as it is by the chastity belt of the M25, has been announced as the southernmost end of the High Speed Rail link. "This is great news," said local resident, mobile hairdres...

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Funny story: Body of WW1 Veteran Found in Dorking

Body of WW1 Veteran Found in Dorking

Police have revealed that the body of a first World-War soldier was discovered in a Dorking flat last Tuesday. It appears that the corpse had remained un-noticed underneath a bed within the flat for up to two years before being discovered. Dork...

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Funny story: Power cut in Dorking leaves thousands suffering

Power cut in Dorking leaves thousands suffering

During the heavy winds that battered the British Isles a fallen tree fell on the main power line that transfers power to the small Surrey town of Dorking cutting the small Surrey town of Dorking off from the power grid and leaving the small Surrey to...

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Funny story: Dorking to get an international airport?

Dorking to get an international airport?

The small Surrey town of Dorking is to get London's fifth international airport. Although officially part of Gatwick, the Dorking airport will have all its own facilities, including duty free and a Tie Rack. "This extension to Gatwick will crea...

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Funny story: Posh Bloke Picks Fight With Dork Writers In Dorking Pub

Posh Bloke Picks Fight With Dork Writers In Dorking Pub

Breaking news appears to suggest that a posh bloke became involved in an argument with one of the writers of the 'must have' Christmas book, The Dorking Review, in a pub. In Dorking. Today. According to onlookers, the posh bloke became irate when...

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Funny story: Coastguard called to Dorking supermarket

Coastguard called to Dorking supermarket

The Surrey coastguard were called to the Tesbury's Supermarket in Dorking yesterday to rescue Ashley Darr, a local resident, trapped in the vegetable isle. "It was terrible," said Celia North, manager of the store. "There were hundreds of people j...

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Funny story: Dorking headmaster slams 'bullying' gossip website

Dorking headmaster slams 'bullying' gossip website

Surrey - Police are investigating a 'cruel and unusual website' accused of bullying by a Dorking headmaster disgusted with its 'homophobic, racist and sexist' rants. Dave Skag, head of Dorking High, said the Little Gossip website was full of hate...

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Funny story: Dorking Video Game 'Unrealistic' say residents

Dorking Video Game 'Unrealistic' say residents

The latest 3D Shoot-em-up setting in the sleepy suburb of Dorking has sparked outrage among residents of the sleepy suburb of Dorking. "The game is good and all," said resident youth, Jay Stick. "It's just not Dorking, you know." According to r...

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Funny story: Dorking Man Found Guilty of Humbuggery

Dorking Man Found Guilty of Humbuggery

Gerald Bladder, 57, of Dorking, was today found guilty of seventy-three counts of humbuggery, and two counts of poppycock in a public place. Judge Judith of Dorking Crown Court sentenced Bladder to three million years in prison, to be served simultan...

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Funny story: Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking. "We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...

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Funny story: Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Although breakdowns in relationships ought never to be taken lightly, there is some degree of jollity to be weaned from the experience of US TV star, Ashton Kutcher, who, according to sources 'will never learn.' Having wooed and won the target of...

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Funny story: Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

US star Ashton Kutcher is apparently as mad as a suitcase full of fruit bats after reports streamed out of Dorking stating that his estranged wife, Demi Moore had been seen cosying up to Harry out of One Direction, over pints of beer in JD Wetherspoo...

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Funny story: Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting

Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting

Shouty voiced American actor, Al Pacino, star of such unforgettable films as The Godfather, Serpico, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon, Heat, Scent Of A Woman, and Bobby Deerfield (?) has founded the world's first College Of Extremely Loud Shouting - in Do...

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Funny story: Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

The Surrey town currently enjoying unprecedented attention thanks to a global publishing sensation is reeling again following today's announcement of next year's Olympic Torch Route. On day 63 of the torch's tour of the UK, it will visit Dorking o...

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