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Funny story: Donald Trump, Whose Balls Never Dropped, Is Getting a Balls Transplant From an Amazon Jungle Monkey

Donald Trump, Whose Balls Never Dropped, Is Getting a Balls Transplant From an Amazon Jungle Monkey

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Republican publication GOPicky Magazine has revealed that Melania’s “Sugar Daddy,” DJT will be checking into The Stonewall Jackson Testicals Clinic to undergo that clinic’s very first monkey-to-human cojones (…

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Funny story: Who Are The Freaks, Losers, And Creeps?

Who Are The Freaks, Losers, And Creeps?

Freaks, losers, and creeps? Could that be the name of a new singing group from England or Transylvania? No. Or a brand new Halloween bug dish? Maybe, but no again. A new circus act? Close, but another no. Freaks, losers, and creeps were words use…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Halloween Masks Selling Off Shelf

Donald Trump Halloween Masks Selling Off Shelf

Donald Trump Halloween masks are already selling off the shelf. Some of these masks are selling with skeleton outfits (which is contradictory even for Halloween), while others are pre-packaged with wrinkled navy blue suits and red ties sold by the ya…

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Funny story: Sing Sing Prison Officials Say They Have Donald Jonathan Trump’s Cell Ready

Sing Sing Prison Officials Say They Have Donald Jonathan Trump’s Cell Ready

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – One of the most popular Republican publications in the nation, has just announced that it won’t be long now, before the person who is still regarded as one of the biggest haters in the United States finds himself…

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Funny story: England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…

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Funny story: Webster’s Dictionary Has Just Added Donald Trump's Photo To The Name "Asshole"

Webster’s Dictionary Has Just Added Donald Trump's Photo To The Name "Asshole"

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reports that Donald Trump is fit-to-be-tied at the new graphic that Webster’s Dictionary has just added to one of it’s words. Abby Yukon spoke with the chief executive director of the world-famed dicti…

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Funny story: President Biden Files a Huge Lawsuit Against Donald Trump on Behalf of All of The American Taxpayers

President Biden Files a Huge Lawsuit Against Donald Trump on Behalf of All of The American Taxpayers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The United States Attorney General Merrick Garland, has just informed the news media that the US government has filed an $87.3 million lawsuit against Donald Jonathan Trump, the most evil, hateful, racist individual…

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Funny story: The Latest Tell-All Book on Donald J. Trump “The Lying Whoremongering Loser” Immediately Goes To #1

The Latest Tell-All Book on Donald J. Trump “The Lying Whoremongering Loser” Immediately Goes To #1

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just announced that the latest book on the twice-impeached, loser, Donald Jonathan Trump went to #1 quicker than any book in history. TT reporter Papaya Bamboo confirmed that the book, which was co…

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Funny story: Trump is Still Insisting That The Story of Him Sucking Kim Jong-un’s Hairdo is As Fake As The Moon

Trump is Still Insisting That The Story of Him Sucking Kim Jong-un’s Hairdo is As Fake As The Moon

HURRICANE SLUT, Florida – (Satire News) – Two well-respected news agencies have reported that the last time DJT was in North Korea visiting his BFF Kim Jong-un, that the two had a very nice private, 45- minute visit in the North Korean leaders 95 by…

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Funny story: What Is Donald Trump Trying To Hide This Time?

What Is Donald Trump Trying To Hide This Time?

First, everyone could tell at a glance that the hair was an attempt to hide the receding hairline. Next, the oversized jacket which hides the expanding waistline—then Trump's grades at Wharton and those legendary tax returns. On his way to the W…

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Funny story: Donald Trump is Now Facing Counterfeiting Charges

Donald Trump is Now Facing Counterfeiting Charges

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if being a sexual predator, a racist, a liar, and basically a low-life, evil hate-monger, word coming from the Scandal Today News Agency is that now, "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" Trump is being investigated on coun…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Ivanka Told Him He Better Get His Ass Into The Witness Protection Program Immediately If Not Sooner

Donald Trump Says That Ivanka Told Him He Better Get His Ass Into The Witness Protection Program Immediately If Not Sooner

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Ivanka Trump household is that Trump’s favorite child is worried as shit that her daddio, as she has called him since she was 8, will soon be locked up for a long, long time. Ivanka recently sp…

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Funny story: Tom Arnold Says That He Is Planning On Releasing The Infamous Secret "Apprentice" Tape Where Donald Trump Uses the “N” Word 29 Times!

Tom Arnold Says That He Is Planning On Releasing The Infamous Secret "Apprentice" Tape Where Donald Trump Uses the “N” Word 29 Times!

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just announced that comedian Tom Arnold, who was once married to that fat tub of lard, Roseanne Barr, has decided to release the infamous Trump “N” word tape. The tape clearly will show the nation and…

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Funny story: Trump Says That VP Harris Makes Him Feel Like He Is Nothing More Than a Racist, a Sexual Predator, and a Pile of Duck Droppings

Trump Says That VP Harris Makes Him Feel Like He Is Nothing More Than a Racist, a Sexual Predator, and a Pile of Duck Droppings

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Donald Jonathan Trump traveled to Cleveland to visit an old girlfriend he broke up with as soon as he met Melania at a local strip club. Trump recently confided to his boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he actually came very…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Have Liposuction Surgery To Remove 97 Pounds of Fu*king Fat From His Gigantic Belly

Donald Trump To Have Liposuction Surgery To Remove 97 Pounds of Fu*king Fat From His Gigantic Belly

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The twice-impeached former occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue was in Detroit, getting an estimate on having stomach liposuction. The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin said she spoke with his liposuctionist, who told her that old…

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Funny story: An Ex-Mar-a-Lago Employee Has Photographs of Donald Trump Playing With Himself

An Ex-Mar-a-Lago Employee Has Photographs of Donald Trump Playing With Himself

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle, with The National Rumblings News Agency stated that one of Trump’s personal masseuses told her that Trump has decided to dedicate himself to just three of his girlfriends; Maria Bartiromo, Marjorie…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Just Been Named, The 2021 Man of The Year, By The White Extremist Group, The Proud Boys

Donald Trump Has Just Been Named, The 2021 Man of The Year, By The White Extremist Group, The Proud Boys

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – Scandal Today is reporting that Donald Jonathan Trump, AKA “Rhino Butt,” has just received the ‘honor’ of being named The 2021 Man of The Year, by his beloved January 6, insurrectionists, the Proud Boys. The me…

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