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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld To Play The Ogre In SHREK 3

Donald Rumsfeld To Play The Ogre In SHREK 3

Hot gossip from the Cannes Film Festival suggests that smooth-talking Donald Rumsfeld has landed the plum role of the Ogre, in ‘Shrek 3'.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Insane

Rumsfeld Insane

The worst kept secret inside the beltway is out. Doctors for Donald Rumsfeld admitted today that the Secretary of Defense is legally insane.

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Abused by Troops in Iraq

Donald Rumsfeld Abused by Troops in Iraq

United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was mistaken for an Iraqi Prisoner today and experienced abuse by the US troops first hand.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld defends 'racist' Chinese gesture

Rumsfeld defends 'racist' Chinese gesture

US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has defended comments made during an international summit on race relations last week, when he allegedly pulled faces at the Chinese delegate, and asked for an order of "Flied lice".

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld's Lunch Stolen

Donald Rumsfeld's Lunch Stolen

Donald Rumsfeld's lunch was stolen right from under his nose at the White House today. A visibly shaken Rumsfeld talked to reporters, and wondered how this could happen? "My wife Joyce made a tuna casserole in a GladWare container with some lovely...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Email Gaffe -- Wants To "Butt Hunch" Prisoners

Rumsfeld Email Gaffe -- Wants To "Butt Hunch" Prisoners

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wrote in an email, which he accidentally sent to NY Times reporter, Rich Brannon that, "I hate these soldiers are in trouble. I wish I'd been there. I'd have raped a few Iraqi men, myself." The...

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Funny story: Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

New pictures have surfaced of the abuse of Iraqi POW's by U.S. and British soldiers. We will shortly publish these pictures but can safely say that they'll make the "human pyramid" picture look like a scene from the "Sound of Music". Seven of the pi...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye

Donald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye

A source for Bravo TV leaked the news that Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld will appear on an episode of the hit reality show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." This comes only days after Rumsfeld was heavily criticized for abuse of Iraqi prisoners...

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Funny story: And the Hits Just Keep on Coming

And the Hits Just Keep on Coming

The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States has summoned Donald Rumsfeld and William Cohen to testify. An unnamed source in the Commission who has no relation to Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse (It's his c...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Minutes after the announcement of Jose Aznar's massive defeat in Spanish National elections, Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged the free world to intervene and restore law and order in the Iberian peninsula: "Socialist Jose Zapatero, the se...

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Funny story: "This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"This is your last chance to turn around" -Bush

"NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND IF I EXPLAINED THE WHOLE PICTURE" -Donald Rumsfeld...

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Funny story: Phil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military

Phil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military

In what some are calling a drastic move to appease the left going into this election season, President Bush has fired Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense and replaced him with former talk show host and liberal activist Phil Donahue.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld: "Killing is human nature, you liberal surrender monkeys"

Rumsfeld: "Killing is human nature, you liberal surrender monkeys"

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld put a political foot in the wrong leatherette marching boots today when questioned about Tuesday's car bombing in Iraq, that killed about 50 people. In his infinite wisdom, Rumsfeld suggested that there are murders i...

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