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Funny story: Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton, the Grammy Award-winning, Academy Award-nominated, Tony Award-nominated, and Emmy Award-nominated American singer-songwriter, author, actress and philanthropist, best known for her prolific work in country music, was today made the subj...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"

Dolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"

Dolly Parton, the woman who stuffs fifty pounds of titties into a twenty-five pound sack, has graciously decided to give one pound of breast tissue from each of her melons to country music sensation Taylor Swift. "Somebody stole that poor girl's tit...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton's Tits Offically Sag To Ground Level

Dolly Parton's Tits Offically Sag To Ground Level

Dolly Parton, the 63 year old country singer most famous for her huge breasts, has announced today that her boobs have now sagged so much that they drag on the ground. "If I take off my bra, them puppies is bouncing off my feet. I gotta kick 'em...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels

Dolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels

Dolly Parton, known for her tremendous voice, chest and honesty says that today's young ladies in the entertainment business know almost nothing about "Business". "I get so tired of these little girls in grown-up, enhanced bodies show their ass an...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Recieves Her Ph D DD

Dolly Parton Recieves Her Ph D DD

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee - Country music icon Dolly Parton has just received an Honorary Ph D Doctorate Degree of Humane and Musical Letters from the University of Tennessee located at Knoxville. Dolly, 63, and 40-DD, was introduced at the graduation...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

Taylor Swift has broken all of the music industry records and she is only nineteen but she has relatively small breasts. Country music critics are comparing her meteoric rise to stardom to the great and big busted country music superstar Dolly Pa...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small

Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small

Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger. Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compar...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus seeks Tits advice from friend Dolly Parton

Miley Cyrus seeks Tits advice from friend Dolly Parton

Miley Cyrus has been visiting country legend Dolly Parton's house to get advice on making her tits more comfortable. Miley - an avid breeder of birds, mostly tits - inherited an aviary from her great-great grandmother's estate and has spent all he...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Tour With The Rolling Stones

Dolly Parton To Tour With The Rolling Stones

NASHVILLE - An assistant to country music legend Dolly Parton, 62, has reported that Ms. Dolly will be going on a 73-city tour with The Rolling Stones beginning in April of 2009. Surprisingly Parton will not be singing or playing music, she will...

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Funny story: Blimp-shaped object Spotted in Sky

Blimp-shaped object Spotted in Sky

A blimp-shaped object has been spotted in the sky off the coast of Canada, prompting locals to flee in terror, stock up on essential supplies and build bomb shelters.

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Funny story: Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Startled scientific writers were amazed at the unveiling of another incredible invention by genius scientist and all-round lovely man, Professor Gilgallygaggle from Harvard University.

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Funny story: Dolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident

Dolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident

Branson, Missouri - Dolly Parton's is to undergo emergency breast and nipple reduction surgery to relieve a chronic backache. It is the sixth time she has been under the knife for recurring medical condition that she has had since the 5th grade.

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Funny story: More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Turns 90 Years Old

Dolly Parton Turns 90 Years Old

Pigeon Poop, Tennessee - Dolly Parton today celebrated her 90th birthday. Most people in attendance were shocked to learn that Dolly was this old.

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Funny story: Judge Reinhold attempts comeback

Judge Reinhold attempts comeback

Following hot on the heels of Steve Guttenburgs appearances in Veronica Mars, other 80's has been Judge Reinhold is to reinvent himself on the small screen.

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Funny story: Bollywood Going to Hollywood to Experience Dollywood

Bollywood Going to Hollywood to Experience Dollywood

New Delhi, India (IP) - Well known Bollywood film producer, Hi-boss Canibehelpingyou, has called our entertainment reporter and advised him that he will be going to Hollywood in order to meet with Dolly Parton.

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.

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