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Funny story: Loonie Becomes New World Reserve Currency

Loonie Becomes New World Reserve Currency

After an emergency meeting of the Finance Ministers of the G-186 here in the capital city of Gaborone situated along the beautiful Limpopo river, it was decided that all member States of the G-186 would use the Loonie, or as its officially known as t...

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Funny story: US Dollar and T-Bills to Be Printed On Rolls for Personal Hygiene

US Dollar and T-Bills to Be Printed On Rolls for Personal Hygiene

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush announced on Monday that Kimberly Clark Corp. will take over the printing of US dollars and Treasury bonds on special paper, in order to enhance their dual use as investments and also as paper for perso...

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Funny story: Dollar Devalued

Dollar Devalued

It's no longer 'all about the Benjamins'. The American dollar is now so weak (think Adam Sandler movie weak), that the average supersized god bothering American is selling their notes to illegal paper merchants as this fetches more money...

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Funny story: US trades in dollar; turns to new water standard

US trades in dollar; turns to new water standard

With the severe drought that has affected much of the southeast and west this year and with all the world tired of watching the American government play charades and footsies with the leaders of oil-rich nations such as Iraq, Iran and the Saudi Emira...

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Funny story: Monopoly money more valuable than dollar - US Federal Reserve

Monopoly money more valuable than dollar - US Federal Reserve

Recently, Chairman of the Board of Governors of the FED, met with a congressional panel in Washington DC to discuss US monetary policy and the continuing role of the dollar in international economics.

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Funny story: U.S. To Change Its Currency From Dollars To Pesos

U.S. To Change Its Currency From Dollars To Pesos

(Washington) - With the complete failure of Congress and the president to pass immigration reform, the U.S. is forced to change its currency to accommodate the crisis.

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Funny story: Fed gives American currency a "Fashion Makeover"

Fed gives American currency a "Fashion Makeover"

The Federal Reserve announced today that it will immediately replace the dollar bill with a new version printed on stain proof plastic.

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Funny story: SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

Universal studios (Hollywood): Teenage heart throb Spongebob Squarepants is all set to lose 10 pounds for his next multi-million dollar movie, "Spongebob Squarepants and the attack of the circular lingerie". Says Spongebob, "it's not that tough a job you know, all i gotta do is get rinsed by somebody".

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Funny story: Space Station In Jeopardy - Not The Game Show

Space Station In Jeopardy - Not The Game Show

A computer glitch has placed the International Space Station in jeopardy. Talk is that the multi-billion dollar project may have to be abandoned. Before jumping ship, maybe they should try dialing up Earthlink and experience the anguish of waiting on hold for an hour, finally getting a human being working out of Manila, - speaking with an indistinguishable accent - endure the torture of switching...

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Funny story: IMF warns 'asset bubble' & suggests 'dump dollar', G-8 to discuss

IMF warns 'asset bubble' & suggests 'dump dollar', G-8 to discuss

Record high stock and real estate prices, that can't be sustained by fundamentals, have prompted IMF to issue an advice to Asian economies "Dump Dollar".

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Funny story: TheSpoof 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid Game - ft. Buck E. Filbert

TheSpoof 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid Game - ft. Buck E. Filbert

Wednesday morning TheSpoof's annual 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid game finished with Buck E. Filbert and his partner Jalapenoman in the winners circle, just like the last 344 contests.

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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Funny story: Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

The world famous window from the fourth floor of the Dallas school book depository in Dealey plaza was yesterday sold on the internet auction site E bay for the astonishing figure of three million dollars.

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Funny story: Cherie lectures Aryan Brotherhood chapter of Skull 'N' Bones

Cherie lectures Aryan Brotherhood chapter of Skull 'N' Bones

Tampax, Florida - Wednesday 15 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): Amid scenes of unprecedented thunderous applause and public etoilation, Cherry Bush QC earned yet another well-deserved standing ovation and multi-million dollar pay cheque last night...

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Funny story: Howard Stern booted off Sirius Satellite

Howard Stern booted off Sirius Satellite

"Mom and I had NO idea that Howard Stern had such a POTTY mouth" said Sirius Radio's CEO adding, "How come nobody told me BEFORE I signed that half billion dollar contract folks?" Not only did Stern plunge from the heavens b...

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Funny story: Disco Dice Nightclub opens in Las Vegas

Disco Dice Nightclub opens in Las Vegas

Last weekend a new nightclub opened in Las Vegas atop a 700-foot tall stripper pole: Disco Dice Nightclub. Paul Shanahan, owner of Disco Dice Nightclub, said the only thing harder than getting a bank to finance the $100 million dollar project was to...

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Funny story: 'Queer Eye's' Carson Kressley to Design New Fifty Dollar Bill

'Queer Eye's' Carson Kressley to Design New Fifty Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make them more difficult to counterfeit, the United States Treasury will be introducing a new, more colorful fifty dollar bill this fall.

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