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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Finally Finalize Their Divorce

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Finally Finalize Their Divorce

HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's May-December marriage lasted six years and their separation lasted two years. But finally the divorce that Kutcher had been asking for from his cougar wife Moore has been worked out. The 50-year-old D...

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Funny story: Crocodile Dundee Is Getting Divorced

Crocodile Dundee Is Getting Divorced

NEW YORK CITY - Word has reached the Big Apple that the rugged actor who starred in the Crocodile Dundee movies is headed for Divorce City. Paul Hogan, 74, has just learned that his wife of 23 years, Linda Kozlowski, 54, wants out of their May-Dec...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood has become one of the most popular country artists in the world of country music. She has sold over 15 million albums and her Carrie Underwood Bobblehead Doll has consistently stayed in the top five nationwide. The...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, 83, is in the process of getting divorced from his present wife Dina and he has already expressed the fact that as soon as the divorce goes through he is heading to the alter. The man who popularized the Spaghe...

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Funny story: Hammet, Morrissey Split Amicably

Hammet, Morrissey Split Amicably

CAIRO, ILLINOIS Local residents Moses Hammet and Chastity Virginia Morrissey finalized their divorce proceedings on Thursday of this past week. Astute Spoof News reporter Vlad D.M. Paylaw was able to interview the estranged couple in a Pierogie Pal...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, who for the past year has refused to give Ashton Kutcher a divorce so that he can marry his girlfriend the erotically sexy Mila Kunis, has had a change of heart. She spoke with Ersatz Pontoon of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

LAKE MARY, Florida - The way George Zimmerman is going he may yet end up spending a bit of time in prison. The 29-year-old self-appointed neighborhood watch baron recently revealed that his wife Sherrie has filed for divorce. Sherrie allegedly...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore has admitted that she has just about given up any hope of ever having her husband-boy toy Ashton Kutcher, 35, return to her. She said that she figures that she may as well go ahead and give him his damn divorce so that h...

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Funny story: Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

BEVERLY HILLS - Simon Cowell was so happy when he announced that he is going to have a baby boy that he did not realize that he had lost his British accent. Cowell, who is known as The Count of Criticism among half a dozen other names, said that h...

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Funny story: Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

NASHVILLE - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are headed for El Rancho Grande Divorce and the blonde singer is starting to sing the blues. Hill recently told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that for years and years she has been telling Timothy, as...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce. The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

CHICAGO - Mike Tyson was in Chicago visiting an old friend when he was asked about the Dancing With The Stars rumor. The former world boxing champion, responded by saying that he wants to join the celebrity cast on the upcoming season. He was a...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

NEW YORK CITY - Shellie Zimmerman, 25, appeared on The Viagra View and surprised co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King by stating that she is seriously thinking about filing for divorce from her husband George who is 29. Mrs. Zimmerman told Philbi...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable

Ashton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable

LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher says that he has aged three years in just the past one year stressing over his pending divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore. Kutcher says that Moore has made it very clear that she is not going to let him get away w...

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Funny story: A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

VIENNA, West Virginia - The Guinness Book of World Records is reporting that a woman in West Virginia named Polly Ester Calypso has just bench pressed an amazing 800 pounds setting the weight lifting record for women. Mrs. Calypso, who was divorce...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

LAS VEGAS - Research studies conducted by Chicago's Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency have shown an interesting trend regarding alcohol and marriages in Las Vegas. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that after conducting a nine-month...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

LOS ANGELES - The latest starlet to mention the dreaded "D" word is Jessica Simpson, who was a big hit as Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson, who recently had her second child from fiancé Eric Johnson, spoke to Fajita San G...

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