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Funny story: Disney's Financial Woes: KILL THE DUCK!

Disney's Financial Woes: KILL THE DUCK!

I was reading the stock market reports. I enjoy it. It's the greatest power-game in the world and you can really learn a lot from it. Case in point: Disney's stock has plunged over 40 points during the past five years. I couldn't believe it: Disney, the name that has meant heart-warming entertainment and 90-dollar t-shirts was experiencing financial woes! This is far more important than Obamacare,...

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Funny story: NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

At first this was attributed to just plain old embarrassment. After all, Pluto was demoted in 2006, being told that he was just a "dwarf planet." Pluto's still blushing about that one. But further investigation by scientists has revealed the real ca...

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Funny story: "Baby Einstein" refund sets bad precedent

"Baby Einstein" refund sets bad precedent

The announcement of a refund to all parents who had ever bought an instructional video for their babies that was supposed to make them a genius has some industry leaders worried. Apparently the entertainment giant had offered a video that would al...

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Funny story: The New MARVELous Disneyland!

The New MARVELous Disneyland!

Anaheim, California - All aboard, fellow consumer-whores! Get ready to tarnish Walt Disney's lifework and decimate childhood heroes in one quick stroke with The New MARVELous Disneyland! Ever imagine Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald Duck awkwardly thrown alongside Marvel's Spiderman, Flash, and The Hulk for purely financial gain? Neither did Walt Disney! Too distracted by art and creation t...

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Funny story: Disney Purchase Of Marvel Comics Affecting Future Movies, Comics

Disney Purchase Of Marvel Comics Affecting Future Movies, Comics

With the purchase of Marvel Comics by Disney, several changes are bound to take place as, along with DC Comics, Marvel has supplied the world with many a superhero while Disney went more for the youth market with Donald Duck, Pluto, etc. For insta...

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Funny story: Disney Tries For Bold Corporate Takeover Of Entire Realm Of Fantasy.

Disney Tries For Bold Corporate Takeover Of Entire Realm Of Fantasy.

Disney Corporation has made another great stride in its endeavor to control all possible realms of consumer fantasy. With a buyout of $4 billion in cash and stocks the great Mickey has bought the upstart Marvel Comics franchise, the famous comic...

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Funny story: Stan Lee Challenges Disney's takeover of Marvel; Says Comic Book World will not be the same

Stan Lee Challenges Disney's takeover of Marvel; Says Comic Book World will not be the same

Los Angeles, California - Comic book readers everywhere are worried about the Disney takeover of their beloved Marvel Comics. They are worried the takeover will result in new unrealistic hybrid of established Marvel characters with that that Walt Dis...

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Funny story: Marvel At Disney's Growing Empire

Marvel At Disney's Growing Empire

Mickey Mouse will soon be lining up alongside Spiderman and the Fantastic Four will be taking Pluto for a walk. Disney have bought Marvel and all the super heroes within. Disney spokesperson Wayne Kerr said "This is such exciting news. It will pla...

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Funny story: Disney Presents Animation Deal to US Pentagon

Disney Presents Animation Deal to US Pentagon

EMERYVILLE, CA - Today, president Donald Disney of SliXar Animation Studios, a CGI production company based in Emeryville, California, contacted the U.S. Pentagon about producing a series of animated shorts featuring Air Force One. This follows th...

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Funny story: Dumbo Suffocates In Disney Vault

Dumbo Suffocates In Disney Vault

Orlando, FLA-- The remains of Dumbo the Elephant were discovered today after executives opened the door to the infamous Disney Vault. "It was shocking," said Disney worker David Nathaniel. "We were planning an Alladin special HD Blue-Ray Re-R...

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Funny story: Honey, I Cloned Mickey

Honey, I Cloned Mickey

New York, New York, New York, New York - Scientists in Kobe, Japan have revealed they have successfully cloned a dead mouse, frozen for the past 16 years. It marks the first time tissue taken from a dead mammal has been successfully cloned to form a...

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Funny story: Walt Disney Wakes up

Walt Disney Wakes up

A male cleaner at the Cryogenics Laboratory (Disneyland University, Florida) is recovering in intensive care tonight after being scared half to death by none other than Walt Disney, the famous animator and deer hunter. The man, known affectionatel...

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Funny story: Writers Have last Laugh At Disney's Expense

Writers Have last Laugh At Disney's Expense

The writers who took part in last years strike appear to have had the last laugh judging by Disney's latest offering 'Wall-E'.

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Funny story: Disney movies losing their innocence 'because of scrubbers like Vanessa Hudgens'

Disney movies losing their innocence 'because of scrubbers like Vanessa Hudgens'

Bollywood - (Lurid Ass Mess): Disney children's movies no longer carry an aura of wholesome innocence because of the tawdry internet antics of scrubbers 'like Vanessa Hudgens'.

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Funny story: Disney Town

Disney Town

Washington DC: Disney Town has been operating for a long time. People from all over the world know Disneyland and Disneyworld, but Disney Town remains a quiet secret, with both wonderful and mysterious goings on.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus takes over from Vanessa Hudgens as poster-child for corruption

Miley Cyrus takes over from Vanessa Hudgens as poster-child for corruption

Hollywood, Ca - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens' reign as a poster-child for corruption is finally over and a new Queen Slut has taken over the throne.

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Funny story: Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room

Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room

Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...

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