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Funny story: Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

The bones from the largest dinosaur ever discovered have turned up in a back garden in Cumbria, England. Ray Dioaktif was planting his strawberry crop ready for next year when his spade hit what at first he thought was a rock, Excavating around th...

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Funny story: Infection that Possibly Killed Dinosaur Sue Spreads to Spoof Forum

Infection that Possibly Killed Dinosaur Sue Spreads to Spoof Forum

An intrepid Spoof reporter had just returned yesterday from a Chicago Museum where scientists had found some evidence that Sue, the Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton, may have died eons ago of a throat infection. The industrious reporter, who loves d...

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Funny story: Living Dinosaur found

Living Dinosaur found

A living member of the dinosaur family have been found in Pakistan and is pet to a 10 year old boy. The boy claims he found it as an egg in a berried cave near his village in rural Pakistan. He then placed it in an over to hatch and miraculously...

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Funny story: Baby Mammoth's Prehistoric Fart Kills Three, Injures Fifteen

Baby Mammoth's Prehistoric Fart Kills Three, Injures Fifteen

In Cleveland, Ohio, three researchers were killed and 15 more were overcome by toxic fumes as prehistoric putrefaction escaped from the antediluvian ass of a baby mammoth carcass. The world-renowned scientists had gathered at Case Western's Harr...

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Funny story: Ancestor of T rex found in China

Ancestor of T rex found in China

Fossils found in China may give a clue to the origins of tyrannosaurus rex. Uncovered near the city of Xhichaigo, the fossils come from a new form of tyrannosaurus, dubbed the hzillarao qlintovirus. The remains are similar to the earlier finds of...

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Funny story: Dorothy the dino whore

Dorothy the dino whore

"Dorothy the Dinosaur is a nasty Transsexual ho... And Captain Feathersword is her bitch." Stated one disgruntled fan yesterday. After waiting in line for 7 and a half hours to meet her idol, 21 year old Evelyn Jameson and hundreds more fans were...

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Funny story: Jet was brought down by a pterodactyl, Bush claims

Jet was brought down by a pterodactyl, Bush claims

At a press conference in Washington DC, President George W Bush told journalists that the jet that crashed in New York City had been brought down by a massive flying dinosaur. 'Yep', he said, 'it wasn't sabotage, it had nothing to do with Osama Bi...

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Funny story: China Finds Huge Dinosaur Bone Cache

China Finds Huge Dinosaur Bone Cache

SHANDHIDE, China - A huge collection of dinosaur bones was found, the biggest collection of dinosaur bones ever discovered. Scientists in China say the bones were coated with tangy sweet and sour sauce. The boneologists, from the Chinese Academ...

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Funny story: McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

Right in his own backyard, John McCain has found evidence that using Palin-tology (the scientific method that Sarah Palin has cited to deny the endangered status to Polo bears and Beluga Whales), you can prove that dinosaurs are not an endangered spe...

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Funny story: Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here. The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country. Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.

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Funny story: Where there's Muck, there's Money!

Where there's Muck, there's Money!

Would you believe it? A man actually bought a load of crap at Bonhams auction house in New York for $960 (£486).

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Funny story: Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

Did dinos die because they failed to do the nasty?

A new study has found that birds lack a hot-and horny-generating tissue present in mammals and concludes that the absence of this tissue may have caused the extinction of dinosaurs.

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Funny story: Mexico Earthquake Unleashes Duck Billed Dinosaur

Mexico Earthquake Unleashes Duck Billed Dinosaur

Monte Tranquillo, Mexico (IPP) - Scientists and Mexican government authorities reported at 3:15 PM today that the 6.7 magnitude earthquake that occurred in Southern Mexico has opened a gap in the earth from which over 200 Duck Billed dinosaurs escape...

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Funny story: British National History Museum Announces: "One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing!"

British National History Museum Announces: "One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing!"

In the wake of the latest 'lost laptop' scandal, the British National History Museum in London has admitted that a skeleton of a long-dead dinosaur cannot be accounted for, and could have fallen into the hand...

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Funny story: Noshing Mink's Lost World Part III

Noshing Mink's Lost World Part III

In the last installment, I was rescued from an angry tree by Jane of the Jungle but didn't get any. In this episode, we discover the dinosaurs...

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Funny story: Noshing Mink's Lost World Part II

Noshing Mink's Lost World Part II

In the last instalment, I was drafted into an expedition to the Amazon to look for dinosaurs. In this episode, I almost get eaten by a large plant but am rescued by a scantily clad blond women with big jugs.

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