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Funny story: 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. "'He Who Shall Not Be Named'" wants to endorse Romney." stated Mitch Couler to the group, his face drawn and pained from the trials of running a difficult campaign that was getting down to the wire. "Oh my God, n...

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Funny story: Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...

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Funny story: Why Sarah Palin Would Have Made a Better Vice-President Than Dick Cheney

Why Sarah Palin Would Have Made a Better Vice-President Than Dick Cheney

Ex Minister of Vice Dick Cheney has come out (no, not out of the closet. Don't we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! It's the pot calling the kettle black! Let's take a look at why Palin WOULD have been a better vice President than Cheney ever was: Palin actually did things for the people of Alaska. She didn't just come in and push peop...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed.

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Funny story: Former Vice-President Dick Cheney's Daughter Mary Cheney Marries Her Longtime Girlfriend And The Teabag Party Is Furious!

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney's Daughter Mary Cheney Marries Her Longtime Girlfriend And The Teabag Party Is Furious!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mary Cheney, the daughter of former Vice-President and Mrs. Dick Cheney, wed her long time girlfriend Heather "Edgar Allan" Poe in a wedding ceremony in Washington, D.C.'s Mount GOP Church. According to GOPicky Magazine reporter...

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Funny story: The Dead Who Has Died Disturbed Stalks The Earth For Dick Cheney- A Horror Story

The Dead Who Has Died Disturbed Stalks The Earth For Dick Cheney- A Horror Story

There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells of place, of emotion, of mind, of other people. And there are places on earth where these Hells break to the surface and there manifest. There are types of the undead that have never been written of We know of vampires and werewolves and polterge...

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Funny story: Cheney's health fragile following transplant

Cheney's health fragile following transplant

WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Dick Cheney was released from the hospital two weeks ago following his recent heart transplant, but his health remains in a fragile condition. Dick Cheney's history of heart problems has been widely reported. Ne...

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Funny story: Just Exactly Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick Cheney's Chest?

Just Exactly Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick Cheney's Chest?

News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker because of the difficulty of finding a heart evil...

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Funny story: Records Reveal That Dick Cheney Never Received A Heart Transplant, Turns Out He Never Had One In The First Place

Records Reveal That Dick Cheney Never Received A Heart Transplant, Turns Out He Never Had One In The First Place

The Non-Associated Press released a surgeon's report detailing former vice president, Dick Cheney's "heart transplant". The operation was performed by two of the world's foremost surgeons, Drs. Foster and Schmick who actually aren't surgeons at all...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney invites Obama to visit his Wyoming ranch for some dove hunting

Dick Cheney invites Obama to visit his Wyoming ranch for some dove hunting

CASPER, WY (ANSNN) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney sent a written invitation to President Obama to come to his Wyoming ranch in April for some dove hunting. Dick Cheney loves to hunt doves; as his record in government affairs clearly shows. T...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives. The US Fish & Wil...

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Funny story: North Korea Deploys First Remote-Controlled Drone Glorious Leader

North Korea Deploys First Remote-Controlled Drone Glorious Leader

General Sam Dong-ten, head of the North Korea's massive military, attempted to squash rumors today that the death of Kim Jong-il and the deployment of the nations first remotely controlled drone 'Glorious Leader' was nothing more than a total coincid...

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Funny story: Pooch Graduates from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting after Shooting his Owner

Pooch Graduates from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting after Shooting his Owner

A Woebegone, North Carolina Golden retriever named Butt-Shot finally passed his final exam from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting by shooting his owner Donny Butt-Bruise in the buttocks. This had been Butt-Shots fourth trip to Dick Cheney's hunting...

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Funny story: Bazaar Behavior: US Plans the World's Biggest Yard Sale in Iraq

Bazaar Behavior: US Plans the World's Biggest Yard Sale in Iraq

Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East. Col. Ch...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Writes In His Book That He Had Nothing To Do With The Weapons Of Mass Destruction But Reveals Who Did

Dick Cheney Writes In His Book That He Had Nothing To Do With The Weapons Of Mass Destruction But Reveals Who Did

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was visiting The Mount Rushmore National Memorial where he was accompanied by his long time gardener Chang Fu Bang. Chang Fu has been employed by Cheney for 40 years. In fact, Mr. Bang nam...

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Funny story: 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...

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Funny story: Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...

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