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Funny story: Physicists Discover Pint-Sized Black Hole in Detroit

Physicists Discover Pint-Sized Black Hole in Detroit

DETROIT, Michigan -- Scientists have discovered what appears to be the first known black hole resting near the automotive center of the Milky Way Galaxy. It apparently resides in a region known as the Big Three Halo, a vast sphere of sparsely populat...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

DETROIT - The little girl who wants to be a big girl real bad and her new friend Taylor Lautner were reportedly in Detroit, aka MoTown hanging out and letting it all hang out. Miley who has pole danced, lap danced, and gone knicker-less in the pas...

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Funny story: Local Man Jailed For Lack of "Swag"

Local Man Jailed For Lack of "Swag"

Early Wednesday in Detroit, Michigan it was reported that Keyshaun Williams was arrested on charges that stemmed from his continual "lack of swag." Wayne County Prosecutor Kym L. Worthy was adamant in her defense of the arrest "Detroit is known ar...

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Funny story: Former Detroit Mayor Lands "Dove" Endorsement

Former Detroit Mayor Lands "Dove" Endorsement

Detroit, MI - In perhaps the most surprising decision in recent marketing history, Dove, America's largest personal care brand, has selected embattled former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick as their new spokesperson. Kilpatrick, who is best known for...

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Funny story: Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved

Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved

Lives were indeed spared yesterday with the delivery of a much needed "care" package from the city of Detroit. The corners of the box were still smoking from the apparent evaporating dry ice, and the contents were indeed still frozen. The receivi...

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Funny story: Former Detroit Mayor Pleads Temporary Recurring Insanity

Former Detroit Mayor Pleads Temporary Recurring Insanity

Back in front of the court for reportedly breaking the terms of his probation and for avoidance of paying restitution back to the City as part of his previous plea deal, Kwame Kilpatrick has pled temporary but recurring insanity as a defense against...

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Funny story: Detroit to be Bulldozed and Replaced with World's Largest Mall

Detroit to be Bulldozed and Replaced with World's Largest Mall

Detroit, MI - In what was hailed as an extreme but necessary move by the Mayor of Detroit, work has begun in planning the total destruction and re-building of Detroit, this time as a shopping mall, not a city. All 143 square miles of the city will be...

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Funny story: Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure. The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which s...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Perform For The U.S. Combat Troops In Detroit

Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Perform For The U.S. Combat Troops In Detroit

DETROIT - The USO has announced that Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song will be performing for the American combat troops stationed in Detroit. The mayor of Detroit Flondell McJefferson called up President Obama and personally thanked him...

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Funny story: Obama Kicks Off Socialist Agrarian Reform by Plowing Under Downtown Detroit for Soy Bean and Collard Fields!

Obama Kicks Off Socialist Agrarian Reform by Plowing Under Downtown Detroit for Soy Bean and Collard Fields!

The radical socialist regime of Barry Obama, taking it's cue from the dramatic industrial revolutions in Russia and China, only in reverse, announced today plans to convert most of downtown Detroit into lush green fields and supplying much needed 'gr...

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Funny story: Obama Sends Biden to Haiti; Lands in Detroit & Can't Tell the Difference!

Obama Sends Biden to Haiti; Lands in Detroit & Can't Tell the Difference!

Vice President Joe Biden, dispatched to Haiti by Nobel Peace Prize winner Mr. Opportunity, Barry Obama, was forced to set down in Detroit today due to an unruly press aide who claimed his shorts were on fire. A nonplussed Biden, who didn't realize...

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Funny story: Al Queda Airline Bomber Pleads 'Not Guilty' in Detroit

Al Queda Airline Bomber Pleads 'Not Guilty' in Detroit

Clearly with a massive amount of evidence to support a claim of innocence for the serious charges against him, Nigerian passenger, Abdulmutallab plead 'Not Guity" to all charges in federal court this afternoon. Advised by his assigned pool lawyer...

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Funny story: Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit

Zac and Vanessa To Perform For The U.S. Troops In Detroit

HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron's agent has just confirmed that he and Vanessa Hudgens have agreed to perform a concert for the American combat troops currently stationed in Detroit. Hayden Applebocker, Efron's agent said that he has been approached by the...

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Funny story: Obama Reconsiders, Promises Osama bin Laden "Motor City Mayhem"

Obama Reconsiders, Promises Osama bin Laden "Motor City Mayhem"

DETROIT, Michigan - With Detroit continuing to reel from job losses in the U.S. auto industry, President Obama decided to cut his losses and announced today that he is "finally giving up on Motor City," effectively signing its death warrant and decla...

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Funny story: Maldives saved from global warming by Detroit

Maldives saved from global warming by Detroit

Detroit, Michigan - Hearing that their Islamic brothers in the Republic of Maldives may be drowning soon, due to global warming, has prompted the Nation of Islam to invite them to Detroit. They noticed the plight of the tiny island nation in a rec...

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Funny story: Detroit To Be Dismantled And Moved To Chicago.

Detroit To Be Dismantled And Moved To Chicago.

What was left of the city of Detroit was dismantled and shipped to Illinois this week. The Motor City, long beset by declines in the automotive industry and general economy, has given up the ghost as a separate city entity and will be rebuilt as...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions Make Unusual Draft Picks

Detroit Lions Make Unusual Draft Picks

The Detroit Lions, the first NFL team to ever go 0-16 in a season and holders of the worst record over the last eight seasons, had the first pick in this weekend's NFL draft. As a surprise to no one, they chose a quarterback in the first round. The...

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