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Funny story: Derek Acorah in library trouble

Derek Acorah in library trouble

Internationally acclaimed psychic sensation, Derek Acorah was arrested yesterday outside his home in Scarisnrick, Southport. Acorah, sixty-two, has persistently ignored reminders from Southport library to return three overdue library books. In 200...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah releases an album

Derek Acorah releases an album

World famous psychic Derek Achorah has released his first album of songs to an unsuspecting public. Acorah who hails from Liverpool, the home of the Beatles, the Lightning Seeds and Cilla Black, is following in a long tradition of TV celebrities s...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah world to open in Edinburgh

Derek Acorah world to open in Edinburgh

World famous psychic, Derek Acorah is to open his own theme park in the Scottish capital Edinburgh. Edinburgh is widely regarded as the most haunted city in the world, with a ghost on every street corner, and a ghoul under every bed. "What better...

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Funny story: New Chat Show to be hosted by Derek Acorah

New Chat Show to be hosted by Derek Acorah

Top celebrity psychic medium, Derek Acorah has been approached to host a new chat show. To stand out from the crowd, Acorah will not be interviewing the latest celebrities plugging new movies, new songs or new books. Instead he will be interviewin...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Derek Acorah gets message from spirit dog

Medium Derek Acorah well known psychic and medium is currently on tour with his Psychic Medium Show An Evening with Derek Acorah. We went to one of Dereks shows in London and spoke to various people before and after the show. Most people had come...

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Funny story: Acorah - "Diana Told Me to Slap Fayed"

Acorah - "Diana Told Me to Slap Fayed"

Only days after returning to London following his assault on royal arse-licker Paul Burrell with a gateau worth $5,000, camp celebrity mystic Derek Acorah, who is often grammatically incorrect, has been at it again - this time in London. In sensa...

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Funny story: Acorah: "Diana Told Me To Throw a Gateau at Paul Burrell"

Acorah: "Diana Told Me To Throw a Gateau at Paul Burrell"

There were sensational scenes in Beverly Hills on Friday, when camp television medium Derek Acorah "went beserk" and hurled a celebration coconut cream cake at the head of pastry-faced ex-royal butler Paul Burrell. Acorah, who was with a televis...

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Funny story: Lassie Resurection

Lassie Resurection

Lassie, beloved star of the world of canine films is to team up with Derek Acorah for a new series called 'Claire Voyance - Dog Detective'.

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Funny story: Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

A man from Cardiff has tonight made the astonishing claim that his toothbrush is haunted by the ghost of Van Gough.

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Funny story: Ghostly Goings On In Ghoulish Gloucestershire

Ghostly Goings On In Ghoulish Gloucestershire

A Gloucestershire housewife, Gretna Green, has astonished the science world by claiming that her kitchen sink is a conduit and entry portal to another world. She told The Spoof:...

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Funny story: Celebrity Medium to join Big Brother House

Celebrity Medium to join Big Brother House

News of a new twist in the life of the Z listers was revealed today. Celebrity, and currently 45,000th most influential person in the world, Derek Acorah, Psychic Medium best known for his work on LivingTV's 'Most Haunted', is set to join...

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Funny story: Art and Religious Worlds in a Spin Over Painting

Art and Religious Worlds in a Spin Over Painting

The worlds of art and religion have gone into melt-down this morning following an unprecedented occurrence.

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Funny story: Derek's Christmas Carol's Been Rumbled

Derek's Christmas Carol's Been Rumbled

Derek Acorah, the only TV psychic whose name rhymes with a tasty Indian starter, is at it again.

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Funny story: What A Carry On - Frankie's back

What A Carry On - Frankie's back

Derek Acorah, the only TV psychic whose name rhymes with an Indian starter, is today counting the cost of having summoned up the spirit of funny man, the late Frankie Howard.

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Funny story: Things That Go Bump In The Night

Things That Go Bump In The Night

Top TV psychic Derek Acorah is smarting after allegations that he is in fact a charlatan and shyster.

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