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Funny story: Flossing "is like death"

Flossing "is like death"

A new study out today concludes that the nearest experience humans have to death is the act of flossing. The feelings of futility, angst and despair it provokes can only be matched in power by the total mental and physical shutdown the body experien...

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Funny story: Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Crackpot dentist Boner Butt from Bury, Greater Manchester forced women patients to convert to Islam, a disciplinary hearing of the General Dental Council heard.

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Funny story: Dentist asks - have you seen my teeth?

Dentist asks - have you seen my teeth?

Ms Alicia Keysinthedoor (no relation) a Shropshire dentist, known for her carelessness has now lost a priceless set of teeth, that she extracted.

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Funny story: Drinking Water Causes Dentists Dole Dilemna

Drinking Water Causes Dentists Dole Dilemna

The fate of the British Dentist hangs by a thread it seems. Since the recent floods in Yorkshire and more recently down South, people have been drinking bottled water.

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Funny story: Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.

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Funny story: Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.

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Funny story: Chemist: Fluoride Causes Tooth Decay

Chemist: Fluoride Causes Tooth Decay

ATLANTA, GA - A chemist with the autonomous Everyday Chemicals Lab has discovered that fluoride -- a chemical in toothpaste, mouthwash, and drinking water once thought to prevent tooth decay -- causes cavities, soft teeth, and other forms of painful...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.

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Funny story: Britney Spears to have all her teeth extracted in private clinic.

Britney Spears to have all her teeth extracted in private clinic.

First it was her marriage, closely followed by her underwear, next to go was her hair but now Britney Spears really does appear to have lost the plot.

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Funny story: Survey reveals that Wisdom Teeth are essential to life

Survey reveals that Wisdom Teeth are essential to life

Geneva - In a Survey that will send shock waves around the world, it was revealed today by the World Health Organization that if you have your Wisdom teeth removed you are certain to die.

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Funny story: Oral Sex and Dental Hygiene

Oral Sex and Dental Hygiene

A study by the American Dental Association has revealed that oral sex is a great way to keep your teeth and gums healthy and pearly white.

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Funny story: High-tech phishing philter combats gum disease e-virus

High-tech phishing philter combats gum disease e-virus

Silicon Valley - (Ass Mess)): A wizard new cyber tool which scans data files for the dreaded gum disease e-virus has been hailed a success after its launch by AppleCore Scambusters. The high-tech phishing philter tracks down bona-fide looking electr...

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Funny story: Duff's Tooth To Go In New Year Shake Up

Duff's Tooth To Go In New Year Shake Up

Writer for The Spoof, Duff, is today facing one of his biggest fears when he goes to the dentist to have his teeth done.

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Funny story: ADA Recommends Goldschlagger's

ADA Recommends Goldschlagger's

Just in time for the holiday season, reporters at The Spoof are very happy to report that the American Dental Association (ADA) has come out with its recommendation on an emergency, stop-gap procedure that anyone (well, anyone over t...

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Funny story: Tooth Company

Tooth Company

It has been announced that Pogues frontman Shane McGowan has been appointed as the new face of Colgate toothpaste.

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Funny story: Massage and fellatio head dentists' poll to ease tension

Massage and fellatio head dentists' poll to ease tension

A Leeds-based dental practice is taking the pain and stress out of a visit to the surgery and replacing it with pleasure.

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