A new study out today concludes that the nearest experience humans have to death is the act of flossing. The feelings of futility, angst and despair it provokes can only be matched in power by the total mental and physical shutdown the body experien...
Crackpot dentist Boner Butt from Bury, Greater Manchester forced women patients to convert to Islam, a disciplinary hearing of the General Dental Council heard.
Ms Alicia Keysinthedoor (no relation) a Shropshire dentist, known for her carelessness has now lost a priceless set of teeth, that she extracted.
The fate of the British Dentist hangs by a thread it seems. Since the recent floods in Yorkshire and more recently down South, people have been drinking bottled water.
AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.
A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.
ATLANTA, GA - A chemist with the autonomous Everyday Chemicals Lab has discovered that fluoride -- a chemical in toothpaste, mouthwash, and drinking water once thought to prevent tooth decay -- causes cavities, soft teeth, and other forms of painful...
Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.
First it was her marriage, closely followed by her underwear, next to go was her hair but now Britney Spears really does appear to have lost the plot.
Geneva - In a Survey that will send shock waves around the world, it was revealed today by the World Health Organization that if you have your Wisdom teeth removed you are certain to die.
A study by the American Dental Association has revealed that oral sex is a great way to keep your teeth and gums healthy and pearly white.
Silicon Valley - (Ass Mess)): A wizard new cyber tool which scans data files for the dreaded gum disease e-virus has been hailed a success after its launch by AppleCore Scambusters. The high-tech phishing philter tracks down bona-fide looking electr...
Writer for The Spoof, Duff, is today facing one of his biggest fears when he goes to the dentist to have his teeth done.
Just in time for the holiday season, reporters at The Spoof are very happy to report that the American Dental Association (ADA) has come out with its recommendation on an emergency, stop-gap procedure that anyone (well, anyone over t...
It has been announced that Pogues frontman Shane McGowan has been appointed as the new face of Colgate toothpaste.
A Leeds-based dental practice is taking the pain and stress out of a visit to the surgery and replacing it with pleasure.
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