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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Is Proud of His Autographed Dennis Rodman Bobblehead Doll

Kim Jong Un Is Proud of His Autographed Dennis Rodman Bobblehead Doll

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has stated on several occasions that there is only one American whom he likes and that lucky fella (his words) is Dennis Rodman. Kim Jong Un recently stated to North Korea's Paddy Whack News Agency that he wish...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Questioned By The FBI Regarding North Korea

Dennis Rodman Questioned By The FBI Regarding North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman recently returned from a trip to North Korea, where he was the guest of North Korea's Kim Jong Un. Shortly after his return, the North Korean leader began his sabre-rattling and crazed ra...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Bounces Dennis Rodman Off Of Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Bounces Dennis Rodman Off Of Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star, was the sixth celebrity to be fired by Donald Trump on this season's edition of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Dennis, who has more bling on his face than all of the teens in Iowa combined...

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Funny story: Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Kim Jong Un: Hello Dennis are you there? 8:13 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Right here Kimmy. What's up dude? 8:16 a.m. Kim Jong Un: Oh nothing much. I was just having a bowl of rice pudding and reading the latest issue of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. 8:19 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Say bro, I sure have been hearing a lot of bad stuff about you lately. 8:21 a.m. Kim Jong Un...

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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Finally Fires Omarosa

Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Finally Fires Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Well it took a bit of good old-fashioned ear bending from Piers Morgan but Donald Trump finally grew a pair and fired the evil, back-stabbing Omarosa. Many All Star Celebrity Apprentice viewers were beginning to wonder how long the...

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Funny story: Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer. After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Predicts Omarosa Will Win This Year's Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Predicts Omarosa Will Win This Year's Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - The latest member of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice to get fired is the very sexy Deal or No Deal model Claudia Jordan. The Rhode Island native clearly showed that just like La Toya Jackson who was eliminated last week, she is afraid of...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Wants Donald Trump To Travel With Him To North Korea

Dennis Rodman Wants Donald Trump To Travel With Him To North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, who has proclaimed himself the unofficial ambassador to North Korea, says he plans on going back to visit his new BFF Kim Jong Un. According to Sherwood Frisbee with Sporting Chance Magazine Rodman gave the North Kor...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her. Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Says He Wants To Be The U.S. Ambassador To Mexico

Dennis Rodman Says He Wants To Be The U.S. Ambassador To Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA rebounding champion and ex-member of the The Chicago Bulls, Dennis Rodman paid a visit to the White House. He met for about ten minutes with President Obama before the president had to leave for an important meeting w...

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Funny story: Rodman and the Pope

Rodman and the Pope

The appearance of the new pontiff triggered the third roar from more than 100,000 people jammed into St. Peter's Square. Perhaps the loudest outburst coming when a rain soaked Dennis Rodman made his appearance. He indicated that Bergoglio was his ch...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Sporting New Tattoo

Kim Jong Un Sporting New Tattoo

BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG MUSHROOM CLOUD show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tattoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose. After the recent visit to the Hermit Kingdom by Secretary of Dysfunct...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Visit Caused Nuclear War Threat After Gangnam Style Confusion

Dennis Rodman Visit Caused Nuclear War Threat After Gangnam Style Confusion

Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea is the main reason why the world stands on the brink of nuclear war and millions of North and South Korean troops are mobilizing and massing on the border of the divided country. North Korean leader Ki...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un promises not to destroy America until after March Madness

Kim Jong-Un promises not to destroy America until after March Madness

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--Kim Jong-Un, supreme leader of North Korea, announced today that his government would launch pre-emptive nuclear war upon the United States, but added that the country will be spared until the conclusion of March Madness.

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Rejects Ann Coulter's Overtures

Dennis Rodman Rejects Ann Coulter's Overtures

TRENTON, New Jersey - Dennis Rodman traveled to Trenton to visit his high school home economics teacher Mrs. Ekatina St. Cheddar. Rodman, who made world wide news by visiting North Korea and hanging out with that country's leader Kim Jong Un, said...

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Funny story: North Korea Invades Venezuela

North Korea Invades Venezuela

In the wake of Hugo Chavez' wake, elements of North Korea's crack "Stealth Invasion Force" or SIF has established a beachhead on the Venezuelan coast outside of the capital city, Caracas. It is estimated that approximately 700 SIF combatants have...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Moving To North Korea

Dennis Rodman Moving To North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - When Dennis Rodman landed in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, crowds numbering in the thousands chanted in unison, DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! Rodman turned to his North Korean interpreter and asked if they meant Dennis Quaid...

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