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Funny story: Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez is perhaps one of America's most famous "Cougars." And up until recently the 42-year-old American Idol judge actually shared that title with Demi "The Cougar" Moore, who has since filed for divorce from her "Boy-Toy"...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Close friends of Demi Moore are very concerned about the health and well-being of the former "Cougar" wife of Ashton Kutcher. They say that all of a sudden the 49-year-old Moore truly believes that her former "Boy Toy" actually w...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely. Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has Returned From Rehab and She Looks A Little Bit Better But Not Much

Demi Moore Has Returned From Rehab and She Looks A Little Bit Better But Not Much

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore, one of Tinsel Town's most famous "Cougars" was met at LAX Airport by one of her three non-celebrity looking daughters. She quickly picked up her luggage and got into the family's SUV and drove off to her home in the Holly...

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Funny story: J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

Reportedly not wanting to miss out on the celebratory and legal milestone birthday fun, both Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez were seen just outside the festivities at Justin Bieber's 18th birthday bash. While publicists for the two mature entertai...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher & Halle Berry - Ashton Admits He's Still Attracted To "Cougars"

Ashton Kutcher & Halle Berry - Ashton Admits He's Still Attracted To "Cougars"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher was recently spotted having dinner alone at a local Pompous Pizza Parlor. The star of the TV sitcom Two and A Half Men was asked by Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer if it was true that he has been wanting to date...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Explains Her New Totally Blonde Look

Demi Lovato Explains Her New Totally Blonde Look

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato has had more than her share of ups and downs the past couple of years. And just when it looks like things are back on track something seems to come out of leftfield to derail the young singer's cheerful trip down the railro...

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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Willis recently stated that he has tried to stay out of the May-December marital mess of his ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, and her boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, 34. Willis, who fathered three semi-good looking daughters wi...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...

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Funny story: Demi 'Whips-It'

Demi 'Whips-It'

Demi Moore's descent from red carpet to frequent Piggly-Wiggly supermarket visits followed a crisis reportedly brought on by a decidedly delicious party combo of Whip-It, Redi-Whip and Dream-Whip. She was "re-dispensing" and otherwise "acting like...

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Funny story: Demi Moore 'pulls a Clinton', swears blind she did not 'inhale'

Demi Moore 'pulls a Clinton', swears blind she did not 'inhale'

Los Angeles - Concerned fans jammed the switchboard at her PR agency's offices today asking after hapless Demi... and demanding the phone number of her supplier. Emergency hospitalization saw the 49 year-old actress 'pull a Clinton' as Matanusk...

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Funny story: Harry Styles splits with Caroline Flack, seen visiting Demi Moore in hospital

Harry Styles splits with Caroline Flack, seen visiting Demi Moore in hospital

One Direction's Harry Styles has ended his three-month romance with telly presenter Caroline Flack. The pop heart-throb, who at just 17 is 15 YEARS Caroline's junior, ditched her this week after deciding their relationship was getting too serious.

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Funny story: Demi Moore Says Her Skinny Look Is Not Due To Anorexia But To A Damn Tape Worm

Demi Moore Says Her Skinny Look Is Not Due To Anorexia But To A Damn Tape Worm

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore is resting quietly in her 13th floor hospital room at L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital. Moore was taken to the hospital after falling down in her backyard while she was playing a game of croquet with two of he...

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Funny story: Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

All in a day for bad ass, evocative, and aging film star like Demi Moore as she pulls out her role on the movie "Lovelace", parties all night with her daughter Rumer, then prepares to enter hospital to be treated for exhaustion. Playing dramatic r...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"

Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"

HOLLYWOOD - Singing sensation Demi Lovato has just announced that she will soon be starring in the Lions Face Films production of Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan. The motion picture is being directed and produced by Charleen Be...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says That He Did Not Appreciate Demi Moore's Christmas Gift One Damn Bit!

Ashton Kutcher Says That He Did Not Appreciate Demi Moore's Christmas Gift One Damn Bit!

SHERMAN OAKS, California - The star of Two and A Half Men, Ashton Kutcher, is definitely upset enough for two and a half men. It seems that Kutcher received a Christmas gift from FedEx which he said was actually in one piece but which he absolute...

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Funny story: "Cougar Town" Is Cancelled - Demi Moore, Jennifer Lopez, and Mariah Carey Are Devastated

"Cougar Town" Is Cancelled - Demi Moore, Jennifer Lopez, and Mariah Carey Are Devastated

LOS ANGELES - Cougar Town the one show about May-December relationships where the female was December and the male was May looks like it's been kicked to Cellulite Land. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld stated that the powers that be have decided...

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