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Funny story: Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

Joe Biden taken to hospital after debates: Botox overdose poisoning.

News outlets were trying to see what type of facial reactions and body motions both vice presidential candidates would show in the debate, but with one of the candidates that might have been a problem because of botox injection rumors. CBS had hir...

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Funny story: The Biden-Palin Debate...(No One Won)

The Biden-Palin Debate...(No One Won)

EAST ST. LOUIS, Missouri - Most pollsters believe that the Joe Biden vs. Sarah Palin vice-presidential debate pretty much ended up being a draw. Giuseppe Riggafrutch, executive director of the Milwaukee-based Covey of Pheasants Political Opinion...

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Funny story: Biden Spanks Palin During and After Debate

Biden Spanks Palin During and After Debate

While both Republican and Democratic camps were quick to declare victory after this week's vice presidential debates, it was Senator Biden who won a personal bet with Governor Palin over viewer response to the telecast. The terms of the wager were...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About

DISCLAIMER: The following contains a frank discussion of sex and politics. Those who prefer them in separate doses please read no further. (New York-NY) To those of you expecting the usual news parody, sorry. After watching the Vice Presidential debate between Senator Joe "Smooth Fella" Biden and Sarah "Cha-Cha" Palin, I feel compelled to just state my view, no parody intended. Why? I am convin...

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Funny story: Biden to Palin: Put Out or Shut Up

Biden to Palin: Put Out or Shut Up

US Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Sarah Palin went at it head to toe last night in their first and last televised debate. The candidates flirted with topics ranging from the economy to the environment, Iraq to Hooters. Tension mounted whe...

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Funny story: The Last Presidential Debate of 2008

The Last Presidential Debate of 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008. Day before the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election. John McCain and Barack Obama are neck-to-neck in the polls. They'd agreed to have one last debate, make their case before the American people go out to vote. Looking amiable, the two men shake hands, but their backs are erect, arms rigid, robot like. Tom Brokaw clears his throat and...

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Funny story: Obama Accepts Ahmadinejad's Offer to join Debate Team Against McCain/Palin!

Obama Accepts Ahmadinejad's Offer to join Debate Team Against McCain/Palin!

NY/NY Daily Worker - Barack Obama graciously accepted the Iranian's offer to join in the Presidential Debate process, and announced Ahmadinejad would be joining his team taking on Sen. McCain and Governor Palin in the upcoming debates. "I talked...

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Funny story: Debate Over Debate Escalates in Canada

Debate Over Debate Escalates in Canada

Ottawa - Reading from a prepared script with US secret service agents flanking him, Prime Minister Steven Harper announced "The fact that the Canadian election is set for the same time frame as the US election this year is purely coincidental. It is...

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Funny story: English Majors Debate "Zipless Fuck"

English Majors Debate "Zipless Fuck"

At the annual convention of jobless English majors, now a clear majority of that prestigious grouping, the most popular symposium was one debating the meaning of the phrase, zipless fuck in the seminal feminist novel "Fear of Flying" by Erica Jong.

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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: The Conundrum in Cleveland

The Conundrum in Cleveland

Home of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland(named after the awesome cleavage of its first Governor's wife: Two-ton Tonia) became the site for sore eyes of the, perhaps, last democratic debate of the Primary season and a debatable debacle it was:...

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Funny story: Grease VS. Grease 2

Grease VS. Grease 2

I know that in today's world that this entire subject is absurd, unimportant, and just plain stupid, but this a debate that must be faced!...

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Funny story: Hillary and Obama - Neck and Neck with Campaign Funds

Hillary and Obama - Neck and Neck with Campaign Funds

Now only because I dabble into the doings of our political doers, has this crossed my desk. Lately, I have been following the democrats and republicans equally on TV. Well, at least, I have tried. The only time I can do that, follow them equally, on uneven playing field is when they are at a debate. Lucky you don't have to have a financial or moral support to be in this FREE for all or freedom...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Crosses the Balloon Line at the Debate

Ron Paul Crosses the Balloon Line at the Debate

1:00 a.m., in Ft. Lauderdale-- At the River House, Ron Paul was passing out candy before the debate and had a juice bar, and then everyone got ready for the debate. Then Ron Paul crossed the balloon line at the debate, it was red, white, and blue. And the party was at the next place by where Ron Paul was first meeting. The party was by the River House. Ron Paul saw a Ron Paul sign behind...

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Funny story: Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The YouTube debates have been called the debates created by the American people. That would be "The People" described in the Declaration of Independence. That is who our "elected&quo...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Washington - Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) has been officially excluded from all future Republican Presidential Debates. Paul, who officially entered the race in February of this year, has participated in the first two debates, and was ranked in the to...

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Funny story: Bush Challenges Ahmajinedad

Bush Challenges Ahmajinedad

President BUSH in an attempt to elliviate the current hostage crisis in Iran has Challenged Iranian President Mahamud Ahmajinedad to an Internationaly Broadcast Debate...

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