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Funny story: Ex-Letterman Writer Spills The Beans

Ex-Letterman Writer Spills The Beans

NEW YORK CITY - An ex-writer for David Letterman's Late Show Nancy Scoggington says that she can no longer keep quiet about her time as a Letterman staff member. She revealed to a reporter for Venetian Fair Magazine the reasons she quit. Scogg...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Claims Trick or Treater Stole Her Pumpkins!

Pamela Anderson Claims Trick or Treater Stole Her Pumpkins!

Hollywood, California/Agricultural News - Hollywood babe Pamela Anderson claimed today she was a victim of a cruel Halloween trick or treater who held her at gun point until she gave him her pumpkins! The former Tool Time air ratchet, Bay Watch Bi...

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Funny story: Letterman loses voice

Letterman loses voice

David Letterman has partially lost his voice. When asked about this he said: "fsdddddddddd fj dj dj wk foie ewo q fe fpepq rweo ewor rweu reer ere reihadsexwithmystaffsad safffdouisffduiof duiofiousduoif uiosdfandithinkilikeditds fudsfsidfsudsio...

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Funny story: David Letterman Cancels His Talk Show's Christmas Party

David Letterman Cancels His Talk Show's Christmas Party

NEW YORK CITY - The owner of the catering company that every year caters The Late Show with David Letterman Christmas Party has just stated that Letterman called him up and told him that he has cancelled this year's traditional festive event. Myro...

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Funny story: Letterman Blames "Horny" Gals for His Sex Scandal

Letterman Blames "Horny" Gals for His Sex Scandal

David Letterman puts the blame for having multiple sexual relations with members of the "Late Night" staff on "just a bunch or horny gold-diggers attracted to a boss with power over their little insignificant roles in the show." "They should be...

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Funny story: Madonna Records A Tribute Song To David Letterman

Madonna Records A Tribute Song To David Letterman

BROOKLYN - Madonna, the self-proclaimed icon of icons, was in Brooklyn to inaugurate the brand new Madonna Material Girl Day Care Center. Madonna, also known as Mr. Madonna, for her hard line approach to business matters stated that there is no on...

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Funny story: David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!

David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!

David Letterman's wife Regina, is suing the late night talk show host for a divorce, $500 million and custody of their son, Harry, according to a source who saw the court papers and revealed them to the Truth Tattler. Also named in the suit are e...

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Funny story: Blackmailed Letterman alias "Randy Postmen" promises to keep his ZIP-code closed for Oprah!

Blackmailed Letterman alias "Randy Postmen" promises to keep his ZIP-code closed for Oprah!

David "Randy Postman" Letterman has firmly promised his affairs are over and no more surprise packages are waiting in the letterboxes! He's even been joking about licking the "stamps" of his female workforce and stuffing his packages in their open...

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Funny story: Swiss Swap Shock: Polanski for Letterman

Swiss Swap Shock: Polanski for Letterman

The Helvetian judicial authorities have offered the U.S. State Department an exchange deal in which Switzerland will extradite Roman Polanski if David Letterman were to be handed over to the Swiss Embassy in Washington for incarceration in Switzerlan...

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Funny story: Three Letterman Staff Members File A $100 Million Class-Action Lawsuit

Three Letterman Staff Members File A $100 Million Class-Action Lawsuit

MANHATTAN - Three of the Late Show with David Letterman staff members have filed a $100 million class-action lawsuit against the gap-toothed host who seems to be getting less and less funny with each passing show. Attorney Mildred Rothstein has be...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex with Polanski and Letterman was a 'Joke-Joke'!

Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex with Polanski and Letterman was a 'Joke-Joke'!

Hollywood,CA/ Left Coast Entertainment Commentary - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg shocked her live TV audience on the daytime talk show, The View, with an admission of having sex with both Roman Polanski and David Letterman. Goldberg further confounde...

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Funny story: Another Letterman Shocker!

Another Letterman Shocker!

No sooner has David Letterman revealed that he has been sleeping with the ladies on his late night TV show, today it was announced in the National Inquirer -in an exclusive! -that the lady he has always called "Mom" who usually comes around on his Th...

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Funny story: Letterman blackmailed -- again!

Letterman blackmailed -- again!

Unnamed sources in New York City law enforcement have leaked information that Talk Show comedian David Letterman has found himself as the mark in yet another extortion scheme. This time, however, easy money isn't the goal, but something more inti...

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Funny story: Letterman Weighs in on Charges of Sexual Impropriety

Letterman Weighs in on Charges of Sexual Impropriety

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA - David Letterman chose the Arby's on SW 41st Avenue in the city of his birth to reflect to a hastily-gathered, exclusive group of reporters about the charges of sexual impropriety that have recently plagued him. Smells of th...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign

Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign

DETROIT - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, in town to speak to the members of The Michigan Fender Menders Union Local 1313, has said that she believes that David Letterman should do the right thing and resign. Palin noted that Letterman admitted...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling "48 Hours" producer Robert Joe Halderman", who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from "Late Show with David Letterman" host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with several female show sta...

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Funny story: David Letterman To Appear On The Jay Leno Show

David Letterman To Appear On The Jay Leno Show

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for The Jay Leno Show has just confirmed that talk show host David Letterman will be appearing on his new show. Leno, who is known for his boxing glove sized chin, said that Letterman called him and said that he want...

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