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Funny story: David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...

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Funny story: Beckhams Named Baby Harper After Future Star Trek Character

Beckhams Named Baby Harper After Future Star Trek Character

David and Victoria Beckham have revealed that they named their baby after a character from a Star Trek film that hasn't even been made yet. The character will be played by Tom Cruise, and the Beckham's got to hear about the name while they were a...

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Funny story: David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

New daddy, David Beckham, is over the moon about his new daughter, Harper (?) and because he's a "Twit-ter" decided to twitter photos of the new born baby so the world can also enjoy his happy moments (just like any other dad basically). David use...

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Funny story: Harper Seven? Really?

Harper Seven? Really?

Startling revelations have come to light over David and Victoria Beckham's choice of name for their new baby daughter, Harper Seven. It has been revealed that the Beckhams initially wanted to call their new daughter 'Flautist'. However, they thoug...

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Funny story: The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names. Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most...

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Funny story: Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Los Angeles - Her uncanny facial resemblance to Borg family collective sportsman Bjorn has had tongues wagging for decades. And yesterday the Caeserian section birth of Victoria Beckham's daughter Harper Seven-of-Nine reignited conspiracy theories...

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Funny story: New daughter for the Beckhams

New daughter for the Beckhams

Victoria and David Beckham, or Dumb and Dumber as they have become affectionately referred to, have announced the safe arrival of their new baby daughter. Maris Piper Kleenex George Formby P60 Drainage Meninges Have I got News for You Beckham was...

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Funny story: Beckhams name new baby girl Rebekah!

Beckhams name new baby girl Rebekah!

Los Angeles - The 7lbs 10oz baby girl, born at 7.55am at LA's Seedy Sinus Hospital, has been named after one of the Old Testament's Jewish matriarchs. And not another well known Rebekah, her wot's in the news. She was delivered by elected Caesa...

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Funny story: Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...

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Funny story: Tempers Flare In Gary Neville Testimonial Match As Juventus Beat Man Utd

Tempers Flare In Gary Neville Testimonial Match As Juventus Beat Man Utd

It was always going to be a tense affair at Old Trafford, probably beginning when Phil Neville described brother Gary as "a knob" to Sky Sports reporter, Jeff Stelling in a pre-match interview. Having shown up especially for the occasion, David Be...

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Funny story: Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

A Buckingham Palace source has tonight confirmed that Princess Beatrice's £80,000 Loo Seat Hat has been stolen from the Tower of London. The hat had been residing there since its ebay bidding price hit £80,000. This is because it had become a n...

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Funny story: Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

David Beckham is to launch his own 'ladies underwear' range following the launching of his undies for men. Advertising for the men's range features David on huge billboards showing off his six pack, dressed in undies bearing his name. The tightie...

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Funny story: Bug-eyed massive-breasted Beckham accuser Irma Nici wades in on D$K

Bug-eyed massive-breasted Beckham accuser Irma Nici wades in on D$K

New York - The Bosnian tramp at the core of widely discredited sex video smears against footballer David Beckham has yet to reveal her Daily $mearer interview fee. However her red top rant published today daubing Dominique Strauss-Kahn a 'rough an...

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Funny story: David Beckham to play major part in 2012 Olympics

David Beckham to play major part in 2012 Olympics

As rumoured in the press, former England football player and special ambassador for the moronically tattooed has admitted that he will be playing a special part in the 2012 Olympics. Current speculation suggests that Mr Beckham might perhaps be su...

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Funny story: 'Hard up' Beckham plays softball in two minute Sofia Viagra ad

'Hard up' Beckham plays softball in two minute Sofia Viagra ad

Los Angeles - His $5 million fee for a soft drink ad nearly got him a stiff neck from ogling the dusky Colombian beauty's ravine-like cleavage. The beachside footage premiered to US audiences last night - apparently with heavily pregnant wife Vict...

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Funny story: David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

David Beckham and Victoria are 'over the moon' to be expecting a little baby girl. They already have 3 boys and David has apparently given an interview in which he said, "I am over the moon. A daughter. This is so exciting. I can't wait to tak...

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