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Funny story: Dance Ban for Crimes against Humanity

Dance Ban for Crimes against Humanity

Hello Dance Fans. In a heartbreaking tragic miscarriage of justice, I have been BANNED from dancing in Europe for 25 years, for dance floor related crimes against humanity. Under the circumstances a mainland UK ban was inevitable, but the full European wide ban has left me a shell of a man. I have always enjoyed dancing on the continent. Infact for period of time in the 90's, the ONLY plac...

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Funny story: Sergeant's marching orders

Sergeant's marching orders

John Sergeant has quit the hit show Strictly Dancing. He told BBC bosses that he felt he was preventing people who could dance from winning. After finishing bottom in every show, only to be saved by the viewers votes each time, the ungainly hippop...

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Funny story: Poll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers

Poll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers

Sen. Barack Obama is leading Sen. John McCain in the crucial swing-mad states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, according to a new survey of dance enthusiasts.

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Funny story: Epileptic Porn Star Discovers New Dance

Epileptic Porn Star Discovers New Dance

This morning about 2 AM at the Skuzzy Skank Lounge in Cleveland, when Skooze Whorman, the famous porn actress and part-time "Bonehead Finance 101 for speakers of english as a second language" instructor from Israel, started floppin around o...

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Funny story: Salsa dancing helps weight loss

Salsa dancing helps weight loss

A woman from South California has lost over 40 pounds since she took up salsa dancing with two friends. She is delighted.

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Funny story: Why Dancing = Romancing

Why Dancing = Romancing

Good dancers are more likely to sweep women off their feet - and it's not just their funky moves that do the trick. A new study says men who know how to strut their stuff tend to have better body symmetry. It seems that a good rhythmical pelvic thrust is not just an asset on the dance floor!...

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Funny story: Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - In Manhattan last night, a twelve-inch children's robot toy was crowned Break-dancer Off The Year 2007 after a very tight final heat.

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Funny story: Lonely Hearts

Lonely Hearts

Bearded Male with GSOH seeks similar female for Naturist Morris Dancing. Must provide own stick and Bells.

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Funny story: Angry Neighbors behind Man's Dancing

Angry Neighbors behind Man's Dancing

Angry Neighbors are the only symptoms 23 year old James Duncan of Miami Beach Florida feels whilst practicing what he calls 'EllieDancing'.

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Funny story: Strictly Tap Dancing

Strictly Tap Dancing

Lord put his thick reading glasses on the callus bridge of his nose and scrutinized a GPS screen on his desktop. Next, he pushed a buzzer. His secretary, lovely Blondie, appeared at the door to his office. Lord crisply said, "Send Ranchfied in, now. Then, he lumbered his way toward the burning fireplace and placed a branding iron into the fire. Next, he slumped into a giant chair in front of...

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Funny story: There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

June 10th, 2007 - Why did Tom Lehrer have to retire so young? What happened to National Brotherhood Week? Sheriff Clark just died ("Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek, It's fun to eulogize, people you despise, it's only for a week so have no fear, be grateful that it doesn't last all year!").

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Funny story: Wild Things Are Mistaken For Space Visitors

Wild Things Are Mistaken For Space Visitors

The truth about the mystery of crop circles is out. For we can reveal that they have nothing to do with extra-terrestrial visitors but more to do with a group of pole dancers from Gloucester.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.

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Funny story: Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize in Square Dance Contest

Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize in Square Dance Contest

Grand Forks, North Dakota - In a thrilling come from behind victory today, Charles Manson overtook 2 time champion Ned Sparks by scoring a 9 out of 10 in the freestyle round of the annual Grand Forks Square Dance Contest.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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Funny story: White Bread and Puppet Dancer Shot By Hunter

White Bread and Puppet Dancer Shot By Hunter

WHITE BREAD-VT A dancer for the White Bread and Puppet Theatre in a deer costume was accidentally shot today in the woods outside of Glover. The group, which usually rehearses in a theatre was in the woods to experiment with realism. "We wanted...

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Funny story: Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...

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