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Funny story: The Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus

The Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus

ALLEN, Texas - The football career of Terrell Owens has continued spiraling downward and it has just about hit rock bottom. The 38-year-old who had joined the Indoor Football League's Allen Wranglers had been demoted from being a starter to playin...

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Funny story: A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand. Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

DENVER - Well now that all of the carnival-like antics and circus atmosphere of The Peyton Manning Free-For-All Fracas Show is over and he has signed with the Denver Broncos the lingering question is now, "What will become of Denver quarterback sensa...

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Funny story: The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

NEW YORK CITY - Eli Manning and his New York Giants defeated the Dallas Cowboys 31 to 14 dashing the Cowboys hopes of making it to the NFL playoffs once again. And the defeat left many of the Dallas fans shaking their collective heads and wonderin...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga...

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Funny story: NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

A week after Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garret gave the NFL world the icing by icing kicker Dan Baily, he has now followed up by bringing the cake to the show. Fortunately for Dan Baily he should do well in the cold this winter as he was iced again...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Fans Shocked As Coach Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker Costing The Team The Game

Dallas Cowboys Fans Shocked As Coach Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker Costing The Team The Game

GLENDALE, Arizona - Dallas Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett said he called time out to make sure that his field goal kicking unit had settled in - well if they had been any more settled in they would have looked like hefty John Goodman sprawled out on the...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines

The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones prides himself in running a very tight ship, but in the case of the Cowboys cheerleader who was tackled by Dallas tight end Jason Witten the ship got a whole lot tighter. By now, just about everyone who d...

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Funny story: Techno Viking dub steps Romo into coma

Techno Viking dub steps Romo into coma

After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off. With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge. To a...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Begs Troy Aikman To Please Come Out of Retirement

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Begs Troy Aikman To Please Come Out of Retirement

DALLAS - Jerry Jones told his wife that he is tired as hell of watching his Dallas Cowboys team ride the damnedest roller coaster ride this side of hell. He said one week they win big and the next week they look like Slippery Rock College. He said...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Convinces Brett Favre To Come Out Of Retirement And Join The Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Convinces Brett Favre To Come Out Of Retirement And Join The Cowboys

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys took a commanding 24 point lead (27-3) against the Detroit Lions into the third quarter but when the game ended the Cowboys found themselves on the losing end 34-30. Millions of Cowboys fans looked on in total disbelief...

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Funny story: Dan Bailey and The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The Washington Redskins 18-16 On The Rookie's Amazing Six Field Goal Performance

Dan Bailey and The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The Washington Redskins 18-16 On The Rookie's Amazing Six Field Goal Performance

DALLAS - Well it's a good thing that the Dallas Cowboys have someone who knows how to kick field goals because Tony Romo, and the Cowboy receivers and running backs apparently should have Googled Map Quest to find out exactly where the end zone was l...

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Funny story: The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League is getting extreme pressure from team owners, fans, and families of quarterbacks to do something to prevent the rash of quarterback injuries that have plagued the sport this year and in years past. Indi...

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Funny story: NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!

NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!

Dallas Cowboy's Q-Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation of the NFL's Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate, fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday's ga...

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Funny story: Dallas QB Romo Blames Meltdown on Crack Addiction!

Dallas QB Romo Blames Meltdown on Crack Addiction!

When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego Chargers on The Cowboys Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego Chargers on The Cowboys Cheerleaders

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has promised all of the Cowboys season ticket holders that the team will win more games this season than they did last year or else he'll gladly refund their money no questions asked. The Cowboy...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

ARLINGTON, Texas - April saw the Royal Wedding take place in London, England between Prince William and Kate Middleton. And now May has seen the Cowboy Wedding take place in Arlington, Texas between Tony Romo and Candice Crawford. Romo, of the...

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