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Funny story: Could feminism molest Britain's swans?

Could feminism molest Britain's swans?

Here at the Mail, we ask the questions that nobody wants answered. Today we look at a problem that some scientists say, may or may not exist - Could Feminism be molesting Britain's Swans? Feminists - When they are not busy bringing about the destruction of the family unit or turning the male population into eunuchs, they are now turning their malicious harridan claws on Britain's much cherishe...

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Funny story: Daily Mail starts fund to pay for Exorcism of Facebook

Daily Mail starts fund to pay for Exorcism of Facebook

The Daily Mail has long held the belief that Facebook is evil and the obvious cause of many atrocities. Now with half the UK population having signed up to Facebook, the newspaper has decided that banning it is probably not feasible. Instead, the...

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Funny story: Chris Moyles in Christmas Holiday Outrage!

Chris Moyles in Christmas Holiday Outrage!

Did anyone miss the CHRISTMAS OUTRAGE on the Chris Moyles show in December? For those of you who did, here's a recap. On December 24th 2010, fatso Moyles and some of his hippy friends staged a RANT (disguised as a Christmas song) that lasted for almost five minutes. Listeners of the Radio 1 Breakfast Show were horrified as Moyles used the station to whine about a lack of food. Moyles' weal...

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Funny story: Mail On Sunday blatantly rips off impoverished TheSpoof.com writers with Sherlock spoof

Mail On Sunday blatantly rips off impoverished TheSpoof.com writers with Sherlock spoof

It seems that two writers for satirical on-line publication TheSpoof.com have finally had enough of the Mail On Sunday and are planning a sit-in next Tuesday in a venue yet to be determined in protest at the MOS's blatant spoof Sherlock Holmes story.

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Funny story: Daily Mail Slams Government!

Daily Mail Slams Government!

Surely nothing could be more shocking to the Tory faithful than seeing the 'Daily Mail' lambasting them for standing aside as Goldman Sachs pay £9.3 million in bonuses to staff whilst slashing their contribution to charities by £110 million. That...

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Funny story: Jan Moir Mistletoe Manifesto to Save Christmas from the Gays

Jan Moir Mistletoe Manifesto to Save Christmas from the Gays

Still convinced she was "just sayin'" about the sordid circumstances of that business in 2009, Daily Mail columnist and large presence Jan Moir has set her sights on saving Christmas from the clutches of sex-mad gays. "I think I can fairly say...

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Funny story: Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

In a rush SPECIAL EDITION, The Daily Mail has announced the Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent, will continue their round of public events after a brazen failed attempt to assassinate their Rolls Royce. Drawing excessively on...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Journalists Fight For Cleaner Media

Daily Mail Journalists Fight For Cleaner Media

A fun loving group of Daily Mail journalists have today started a campaign to eliminate the presence of sexually suggestive journalism across all forms of British media. The group of seven journalists have called themselves 'Children Come First',...

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Funny story: Allegations against the Daily Mail should be Dismissed

Allegations against the Daily Mail should be Dismissed

The Editor Spoof Satire Towers Iowa Five Pounds Ireland Dear Sir Astonishing allegations in your columns that Daily Mail readers know what you are thinking should exposed for the nonsense that they are. I have yet to meet a Daily Mail reader who can think at all! They can be surprisingly nice people until you say something they dislike, then you see the true side of Mail madness.

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Funny story: New study shows Daily Mail readers know what you are thinking

New study shows Daily Mail readers know what you are thinking

...and they think you should stop it immediately. Influencing events before they happen is also within their remit, the study by a respected psychologist found. The publication of the results in a leading social science journal will make waves...

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Funny story: Blog gets read

Blog gets read

The Twitterati whipped themselves up into a frenzy this afternoon after a blog got read. "I got a hit!" Tweeted the blogger, excitedly. "And it wasn't from my family, Twitter followers nor anyone from my local group therapy session either!" ... ..

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Funny story: Daily Mail: OK, we lied.

Daily Mail: OK, we lied.

A massive first for the Daily Mail, who recently published an article which will cause more controversy than Justin Beiber. As it turns out, we're not going to die after all. Risks of cancer are totally fake. There will be no R2D2 virus. As it tur...

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Funny story: Daily Express Readers Horrified By Exploding Children

Daily Express Readers Horrified By Exploding Children

A climate change film which features exploding children has been withdrawn from an environmental web site after outraging viewers. The four-minute film was made for environmental organisation 10:10 by director Richard Curtis. It was designed to ra...

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Funny story: 2012 proved wrong: it's tomorrow you should worry about, says Daily Mail

2012 proved wrong: it's tomorrow you should worry about, says Daily Mail

Outrage in the UK as the Daily Mail has predicted the End of the World (for the 1,000th time... this year). Claims of the Earth being swallowed by a black hole/ left in John Prescott's fridge/ attacked by Spiny Norman on 21st December 2012 were pr...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Article Provokes Feminist Backlash

Daily Mail Article Provokes Feminist Backlash

A seemingly innocuous Daily Mail fashion article describing the development of a spray-on fabric tee shirt has been slammed by feminists and subjected to a whole slew of bitchy remarks. Mail journalist, Laura Stott - a busty blonde size 10, posed...

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Funny story: Daily Mail anger after Terrorists treated to fun day out at taxpayers expense

Daily Mail anger after Terrorists treated to fun day out at taxpayers expense

The Daily Mail is up in arms after it was revealed taxpayers money was being used to treat known terrorists to fun days out around Britain. The paper's worst nightmares were confirmed when itineraries were leaked from the Ministry of Defence showi...

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Funny story: Daily Mail readers get behind Rooney

Daily Mail readers get behind Rooney

In a surprise show of sympathy, the liberal-minded and forgiving readers of the Daily Mail have started an appeal to help Wayne Rooney redeem himself. The appeal has been started by readers in the West Sussex town of Burgess Hill. A local couple,...

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