California has a helmet law for motorcycle riders and a lot of bikers are pissed about it. They claim it interferes with their right to kill or maim themselves but that's not the whole truth. What really disturbs these guys is they don't like what it does to their image. See, bikers are macho guys, real men with so much excess testosterone in their systems they can import the stuff to less f...
A new type of pedestrian crossing system has been unveiled at Oxford Circus in London today. It works by stopping all road traffic from time-to-time so that pedestrians can all traverse the crossroad junction together, either over one road, or diago...
Prospective Prime Minister, David Cameron, today exhibited the fact that he really does have his finger on the pulse of the nation by announcing that if elected, he would give serious consideration to the compulsory use of mudguards on bicycles. "...
MINNEAPOLIS - Cycling star Greg LeMond was arrested last night outside a national sporting goods retail chain, for allegedly trying to steal a number of expensive items. A customer claims she saw LeMond stuffing an item up his left pant leg, she...
French's hard core biking bureau says 7-time champ Lance Armstrong is a two-time loser. However, the seven time winner says the French Biking Bureau are full of shit. "They make it twice as hard for someone outside France to compete. It's like...
A Beijing 2008 Olympics hero is to be sensationally stripped of his MBE, after it was discovered that he had directed a tirade of racist abuse at a black actor who he appeared with in a TV advert. In the advertisement for a well known breakfast ce...
Chris Hoy, Olympic cyclist and hero of the nation, has told how an addiction to Bran Flakes has ruined his training schedule. The popular breakfast cereal is fine taken in moderation. But Hoy has become so addicted he has developed an embarrassing pr...
Lance Armstrong, the 7-time winner of cycling's greatest race, the Tour de France, has celebrate his return to the sport by lancing a boil on his arse. The boil, which was the size of a satsuma, was causing concern to the rider, and earlier today,...
Bradley Wiggins, the world record-breaking British cyclist, claimed his second gold medal of the Olympics in the Team Pursuit race this morning, despite getting a puncture halfway through the race. Wiggins, along with the rest of the British team,...
There was outrage at the British Olympic team camp tonight as a new scandal broke involving the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals awarded to the competitors at the Beijing Games. A statement from British Team officials claimed that "the medals are made...
There was mayhem at the Laoshan Velodrome in Beijing today when, in the Olympic Mens Keirin cycling event, the riders were surprised by a shock breakaway by the Durney Bike, which sped away from the main field to take the gold medal. The Durney Bi...
Victoria Pendleton, the world, British and Commonwealth cycling sprint champion, has said that she intends to compete in this summer's Beijing Olympic cycling events in the nude, apart from her helmet.
Sir Clive Sinclair today renewed his research programme into making his dream of a flying bicycle become reality. Speaking from his garden shed, he said: 'This bike will save a fortune in fuel, as pedal power will make it fly, and it will make no...
The Tour de France gets under way on July 5th, with the stunning news that this year, for the first time ever, disabled 'challengers' will ride alongside able-bodied competitors in the race.
Riding on pavements and not stopping at traffic lights when showing red to allow pedestrians to cross will no longer 'be optional' for Cyclists from 2009.
It's official. Cyclists in the City of London have topped a MORI poll regarding what is the most threatening thing in the capital today.
Great Britain's cyclists delivered an awesome series of performances at the Track Cycling World Championships, and have put the nation at the forefront of world cycling, according to former Olympic gold medal winner Chris...
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