Sex Toy manufacturing company, Clitcock Ltd of Braintree, Essex, were today fined £10,000 by magistrates in the town for illegally using the image of the 16 year old Canadian singing sensation's image on their products. HM Customs and Excise also...
Dear Supreme Court Justice Scalia, I recently got a got busted at an underage drinking party, do I have any chance of getting the charges dropped? --Dumb Ass Dear Dumb Ass, The framers of the Constitution didn't have your best intentions when they came up with laws that violate your rights as a child, but since you old enough to know that underage drinking means a chance of paying fin...
Judges have been given new guidelines to ensure that they do not offend people who appear before them in court. These came to light during a recent case when a judge referred to a person as a 'gypsy'. The clerk of the court produced a document and ad...
U.S. District Judge Michael Reagan is focusing on millions of clients who bought H&R Block's Peace of Mind "Insurance" product as he decides whether to certify a 13-year old class action for 11 states. Hundreds of thousands of H&R Block's...
The luxury ladies clothes designer and outlet, Pranda, today announced plans to offer ladies clothes for hire in 5 County Courts starting on Monday. A spokeswoman said, "We see this as a natural extension of our business. As everyone knows, women...
This intrepid under-cover reporter has secretly obtained a copy of the 'Dummy's guide to being a family court judge'. This is supplied to all solicitors and barristers when they offer to do one day a week as a deputy district judge at their local county court. It is also supplied to the volunteer magistrates before they sit on family cases in the magistrates court. Excerpts include: a)...
Noddy was arrested today for Drink Driving, after he drove his car into a tree after drinking several pints of cider. Big Ears, said he heard the noise of the crash as Noddy crashed into a tree near his house in Toyland. Meanwhile Paul Hutton,...
The air was turned blue in a small corner of South West England this afternoon when a war of words took place between a startled local and Jimmy Creegan, chairman of the Campaign for Reliably Accurate Phrases. Eyewitness and postman Bobby Nudgekis...
Rip Torn has been released from an alcoholic clinic according to ABC News today and pleaded not guilty to charges stemming from his arrest of being totally wasted and having a gun inside a Connecticut Bank. Torn, often seen on TV shows like The Ho...
The original and the new lines ups for the all girl pop groups Sugarbabes (TNL) and Sugarbabes (TOL) are due in court later today to determine the fate of the name "Sugarbabes". At stakes is a multimillion pound merchandising empire and the world...
Police Officers responding to frantic emergency calls from concerned neighbours, arrived at the residence of local couple, Martin and Anne Shuttlecock, only to find themselves in the middle of a serious domestic situation. Martin Shuttlecock was s...
An Asian man was cleared of racially abusing the cuddly racist Nick Griffin. The BNP leader is reported to be outraged. We found this difficult to prove as it's hard to tell though as he always looks like a fat owl taking a vindaloo shit. The Asi...
Washington,D.C.-On an unusually warm October Monday, dust motes floated in the rays of the sun which were streaming through the windows of the Courtroom. A fan whined lazily in the background while spectators yawned and fidgeted during what seemed li...
The 'Godfather of all atheists' and world authority on non-gods, Dicky Dorkface has created a case against any religious observance of Holy days. He hired a Barrister to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus and Bud...
Washington DC: When the nine justices of the US Supreme Court convene on the first Monday in October, they will be hearing oral arguments in the case of BRA Vs Topless. This year's Supreme Court session is their first judicial proceeding to be televi...
Washington DC: Following Sonia Sotomayor's swearing in ceremony as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, a luncheon in her honor was hosted by President Obama. What makes this luncheon unique is that it was prepared by Sotomayor's brethren S...
LONDONISTAN, UK: Former dictator and "winner of losing wars" (e.g. Kargil), little man Musharraf has decided to shun Supreme Court summons and upon the advice of his new "Best best friends" (cronies) has launched his own political party -the Pervez...
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