Tybee Island: McDonald's have announced that it is to open a second McDonald's restaraunt next door to an existing McDonald's in the rather odd little town of Tybee, Tybee Island. "Big Mac lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite McD...
NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...
Reading comments after Yahoo articles are, at best, a good way to while away time in need of being wasted or in bringing your blood pressure to near hospitalization levels. Usually it is just full of mudslinging and name calling from one side of the the fence to the other with the other side retaliating shortly thereafter. On occasion, rare occasion that is, it does serve up a few comments and sto...
New Candidates 'R Us store fronts are springing up in Washington with window posters featuring smiling congressional candidates. At times these window displays also feature goodlooking females in special uniforms designed with stars and stripes. T...
Moscow, Russia - The IMF is warning that Moscow's First Putin Bank For Deconstruction and Embezzlement is close to bankruptcy after a bloody great big sink hole appeared in its loans portfolio. The news could spell a dramatic early closure of its...
Comcast, the largest cable company and home Internet service provider in the U.S., with assets of over $4 Trillion, announced today that it is merging with the National Security Agency. Having just merged with Time Warner Cable in an equity swap...
In 2005, with mounting U.S. causalities in Iraq, the number of young men wanting to serve as cannon fodder had sharply declined. So a service recruiting bonus program was introduced to get them into the army. Under the program, National Guard s...
A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...
In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...
Incredibly, it seems that a "secretary to the secretary" of Joint Chiefs Chair General Martin E. Dempsey left a briefcase containing top secret, hugely embarrassing materials in the men's rest room in the Pentagon "waiting area." That rest room...
"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...
UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...
Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term? The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...
Treasury minister David Gauke has said it is "Morally Wrong" to pay tradesmen such as plumbers, builders and cleaners in cash in the hope of avoiding tax. He argued the practice came at "a big cost" to the Treasury and meant other people had to pa...
NEW YORK - A computer glitch has been fixed in a JP Morgan computer that clears up the supposed 2 billion Dollar loss. According to computer repair man, Jedeth Shuckerson, the issue was just a few bits wrong. "Actually, there were just a few bits...
Monday 7th May 2012 Topic: London Olympics - Terrorism "Worker smuggles fake bomb past TWO checkpoints into the Olympic Park... just hours before stadium officially opens!" Source: Mail Online Extract: A site worker took the dummy device into the Stratford stadium after he noticed security flaws. The fake Semtex device got through two checkpoints and was in full view of guards. It was wired...
Monday 7th May 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder- Arrests "Men in court over the murder of Malakai McKenzie in Nottingham" Source: BBC News Extract: Two men have appeared before Nottingham Magistrates' Court charged with murder. Malakai McKenzie, 19, was fatally wounded in the car park of The Hubb, in Hucknall Road, Sherwood, on 21 April. Ijah Lavelle-Moore, 20, and Malcolm Vaughan Francis, 18, bot...
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