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Funny story: Alaska in turmoil as corruption probe digs deep beneath the political perma-frost

Alaska in turmoil as corruption probe digs deep beneath the political perma-frost

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Years of well-buried collusion, corruption, graft, embezzlement, bribery, witness-subornment and machiavellian shenanignas worthy of the Borgias are coming to light in the frozen wastes of oil-rich Alaska following a...

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Funny story: Feds remove 500 gold bars from Senator Stevens' house

Feds remove 500 gold bars from Senator Stevens' house

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): FBI agents yesterday raided veteran Corrupt Bastards Club grandee Senator Ted Stevens are removed a dozen pantechnicon loads of confiscated goods from his home.

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards blamed for Dallas gas blasts as DC House Committee votes Contempt of Congress citations

Corrupt Bastards blamed for Dallas gas blasts as DC House Committee votes Contempt of Congress citations

Dallas, Texas - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club fired off a series of warning salvos in Dallas, Texas today in a sequence of powerful industrial gas tank explosions timed to coincide with events in Washington DC where the House Judiciary Commit...

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Funny story: Shell Oil ordered to suspend Alaska drilling pending Corrupt Bastards court case

Shell Oil ordered to suspend Alaska drilling pending Corrupt Bastards court case

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): The 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals has ordered Shell Oil to stop exploratory drilling off the North Alaska coast until the VECO corruption trials involving Alaskan politician members of the Corrupt Bastards Club are o...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that they might lose a percentage of the mark...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards in Bush Administration Score Another Blow to the Constitution

Corrupt Bastards in Bush Administration Score Another Blow to the Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Corrupt Bastards Club judges in the Bush Administration made a striking blow against freedom, liberty, the media, and the Constitution when they overruled the only judge who held that a controversial surveillance e...

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Funny story: The RNC Changes Its Name to the Corrupt Bastards Club

The RNC Changes Its Name to the Corrupt Bastards Club

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The RNC has now officially changed its name to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Having so many members thrown in jail in Alaska due to their corruption, being exposed by undercover TheSpoof.com writer, Gnarly Erik, the...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Sells His Castle to Pay His Lawyers

Dick Cheney Sells His Castle to Pay His Lawyers

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Romania - Dick Cheney, expecting the worst from the new Congress, is selling his castle. The castle once belonged to Vlad the Impaler, and is known as Dr...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Chosen to Run Corrupt Bastards Day Care Center

Michael Jackson Chosen to Run Corrupt Bastards Day Care Center

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The Corrupt Bastards Club, which has been meeting in Alaska near TheSpoof.com writer Gnarly Erik's home, has found itself so busy with court hearings that they have decided to open...

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Funny story: Senator Ted Stevens named Godfather of Corrupt Bastards Club

Senator Ted Stevens named Godfather of Corrupt Bastards Club

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Mystery stil surrounds the enigma of how Alaska's Senator Ted Stevens became the Corrupt Bastards Club official Godfather despite a rash of news coverage in the US this week focusing on "an embittered psychopath w...

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Funny story: BP Cracks Down on Insurance Abuse

BP Cracks Down on Insurance Abuse

The BP life agency and other Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP have cancelled TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jenning's insurance for exposing them through comedy at TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club panics as Congress subpoenas Miers and Taylor

Corrupt Bastards Club panics as Congress subpoenas Miers and Taylor

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Inner sanctum of the Corrupt Bastards Club is reported to be in a panic tonight as Congress issued subpoenas for two ex-Bush aides - former White House counsel Harriet Miers and political director Sara Taylor.

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club to Impose Eminent Domain On Intellectual Property Rights

Corrupt Bastards Club to Impose Eminent Domain On Intellectual Property Rights

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Corrupt Bastards Club voted overwhelmingly to impose Eminent Domain on intellectual property rights. It's not enough for them to take your property, they want your mind as well.

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Funny story: Capitol Hill uproar at Jefferson's corruption charges

Capitol Hill uproar at Jefferson's corruption charges

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Latest Corrupt Bastards Club recruit Representative William Jefferson has caused a furor to break out on Capitol Hill after being indicted with 16 federal charges of bribery involving businessmen and foreign officials.

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Funny story: William Jefferson joins Corupt Bastards Club

William Jefferson joins Corupt Bastards Club

Washington - (Ass Mess): Louisiana Democrat Representative...

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Funny story: UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Fallon up before the Old Bailey on Tuesday

UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Fallon up before the Old Bailey on Tuesday

City of London - (Ass mess): Legendary ten times racing champion and UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Kieren Fallon has a date with destiny this Tuesday when he appears at the Old Bailey, going good to very much The Firm, on race-fixing charges...

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Funny story: 'Pity the poor old CIA man assigned to monitoring satirical websites' says UK top cop

'Pity the poor old CIA man assigned to monitoring satirical websites' says UK top cop

New Scotland Yard, SW1 - (Ass Mess): "It's a tough job and we pity the poor CIA bastards that have to do it," said UK top cop Sir Ian Blair today at a London conference dedicated to the monitoring of internet sarcasm, parody, kitch, sat...

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