Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): FBI agents yesterday raided veteran Corrupt Bastards Club grandee Senator Ted Stevens are removed a dozen pantechnicon loads of confiscated goods from his home.
Dallas, Texas - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club fired off a series of warning salvos in Dallas, Texas today in a sequence of powerful industrial gas tank explosions timed to coincide with events in Washington DC where the House Judiciary Commit...
Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): The 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals has ordered Shell Oil to stop exploratory drilling off the North Alaska coast until the VECO corruption trials involving Alaskan politician members of the Corrupt Bastards Club are o...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that they might lose a percentage of the mark...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Corrupt Bastards Club judges in the Bush Administration made a striking blow against freedom, liberty, the media, and the Constitution when they overruled the only judge who held that a controversial surveillance e...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The RNC has now officially changed its name to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Having so many members thrown in jail in Alaska due to their corruption, being exposed by undercover TheSpoof.com writer, Gnarly Erik, the...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Romania - Dick Cheney, expecting the worst from the new Congress, is selling his castle. The castle once belonged to Vlad the Impaler, and is known as Dr...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The Corrupt Bastards Club, which has been meeting in Alaska near TheSpoof.com writer Gnarly Erik's home, has found itself so busy with court hearings that they have decided to open...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Mystery stil surrounds the enigma of how Alaska's Senator Ted Stevens became the Corrupt Bastards Club official Godfather despite a rash of news coverage in the US this week focusing on "an embittered psychopath w...
The BP life agency and other Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP have cancelled TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jenning's insurance for exposing them through comedy at TheSpoof.com.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Inner sanctum of the Corrupt Bastards Club is reported to be in a panic tonight as Congress issued subpoenas for two ex-Bush aides - former White House counsel Harriet Miers and political director Sara Taylor.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Corrupt Bastards Club voted overwhelmingly to impose Eminent Domain on intellectual property rights. It's not enough for them to take your property, they want your mind as well.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Latest Corrupt Bastards Club recruit Representative William Jefferson has caused a furor to break out on Capitol Hill after being indicted with 16 federal charges of bribery involving businessmen and foreign officials.
Washington - (Ass Mess): Louisiana Democrat Representative...
City of London - (Ass mess): Legendary ten times racing champion and UK Corrupt Bastards Club stable jockey Kieren Fallon has a date with destiny this Tuesday when he appears at the Old Bailey, going good to very much The Firm, on race-fixing charges...
New Scotland Yard, SW1 - (Ass Mess): "It's a tough job and we pity the poor CIA bastards that have to do it," said UK top cop Sir Ian Blair today at a London conference dedicated to the monitoring of internet sarcasm, parody, kitch, sat...
New York, NY - (Ass Mess): BP-affiliated Corrupt Bastards Club ringleaders are being sought by the FBI after four suspects were arrested today following a failed attempt to sabotage a fuel pipeline at JFK International in New York.
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