LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has commented that the 2021 Christmas season may be cancelled. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck learned from a source within Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth is highly upset at the prospect…
HONOLULU – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Aloha State report that Hawaii’s Secretary of Tourism and Coconut Harvesting has issued a directive stating that tourists from the mainland are not welcome. The secretary who did not want his na…
WACO, Texas – (Satire News) – Speaking at a gathering of the Anti-Normalcy Group of Texas, Lt. Gov. Dan “The Sham” Patrick did not mince words as he clearly placed the blame for the Delta Dawn Virus on the Black people of the United States. Patric…
The Center For Disease Control is said to be preparing a national campaign that suggests taking any available Covid-19 vaccine could help cure male pattern baldness and add length to the male organ. The hope is that just the possibility that could ha…
The Covid-19 variant, called Delta, is turning into a War Of The Worlds film. So where is Tom Cruise? He’s supposed to be scaling down a rope, stop four inches above the floor and rescue the world from that killer virus called Delta. And Delta is no…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – With the return of the Trumpapalooza Virus the Big Apple’s horde of streetwalkers (i.e. whores) have now announced that they will require all “Johns” (customers) to show their Covid card. Brooklyn’s infamous Maggie…
HONG KONG – (Satire News) – Several Chinese news agencies are reporting that the leader of the Peoples Republic of China, Xi Jinping, is happy to report a downward spiral in cases of the Trumpapalooza Flu Virus (as he has ordered it be called). H…
Someone has a temperature, wearing a mask, getting a vaccination, and self-quarantine at home will not save anyone. Vitamin C won’t do any good. Gluten-free or vegan? Forget it. It’s spreading like wildfire in every continent because it is wildfi…
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – The local CBS affiliate is reporting that a resident of the town of Cornbread has been taken into custody for conduct unbecoming a normal person. The Cornbread Police Department reported that a Mr. Peter P. Varshi…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – Die-hard Trump follower and super ass-kisser Ron DeSantis, sticks his GOP foot in his GOP mouth at least half a dozen times each and every day. A few days ago, he said that he wants to deport most of the Cuba…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that due to the huge rise in Delta Dawn Virus cases in the Plywood State, the House of Representatives has voted 234 to 201 to restrict travel to and from the state of Florida. Governor Ro…
CANBERRA, Australia – (Satire News) – The Australian government has issued a very strict directive that anyone who violates their lockdown risks the possibility of getting shot, and not just in the leg either. A spokesperson for the government sai…
The saying goes: It came back and bit him in the rear. This could apply to someone who ignores good advice, makes a mistake, and ends up in serious trouble. Dumb, dumb, dumb! I should have, could have, would have listened. It seems millions…
Donald Trump said the Coronavirus was like the flu. No need to wear a mask or get a vaccination. Vaccines aren’t safe. The virus will be gone by the summer when the weather gets warmer. Drink a shot of Lysol or Clorox instead. Like the poisoned Ko…
Technology, modern science, and communication systems have taken the human race to new limits of not knowing what the fuck is going on around them, especially in the UK, led by its incompetent, bumbling, scatty PM! The latest trend, after 'Freedum…
Heaven, From Pearly Gate No. 5. Woof Bluster with a SINful report for Spoof Interplanetary News. The situation on Oro Street worsened this week as tents and sleeping bags of the homeless spread over several blocks between the fifth Pearly Gate and St…
Tomorrow the Tokyo Olympics begin, but it's not all robot toilets and overt nationalism. The competition will be run under strict coronavirus restrictions, with no crowds and major changes to the participating sports. All athletes must social dist…
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