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Funny story: Honda recalls all Element models; apologizes profusely

Honda recalls all Element models; apologizes profusely

As of May 1st, all Honda Elements will be systematically recalled and destroyed, said American Honda President Koichi Kondo at a press conference late last week. Speculation that the vehicle had mechanical deficiencies were false, said Kondo, but Ho...

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Funny story: Mapquest Acquires Several Key Interstate Highways!

Mapquest Acquires Several Key Interstate Highways!

Mapquest is adding at least four major interstate highways to its holdings. The deal between the Federal Highway Administration and Mapquest was announced at a joint press conference in Washington this morning by FHA Administrator Mary Peters and...

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Funny story: NBA Issues New Security Guidelines for All-Star Game

NBA Issues New Security Guidelines for All-Star Game

DENVER - League Commissioner David Stern will introduced the NBA's new security guidelines at a press conference that will kick start the all-star weekend. Called the Player Threat Alert (PTA), the guidelines will get a thorough test run at this week...

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Funny story: Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

The surprise guest-speaker at the Brighton conference of the Conservative Party in 2004 was none other than the Archangel Gabriel, our Southern Reporter can reveal.

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Funny story: FCC Introduces Mandatory Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

FCC Introduces Mandatory Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a packed press conference today, FCC President, William Kennard issued a statement about obligatory viewing of the former hit T.V. series, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, at least once a week for all American citizens. With the o...

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Funny story: NBC Executives Unanimously Pull The Plug On "Joey" After Just One Episode

NBC Executives Unanimously Pull The Plug On "Joey" After Just One Episode

NBC STUDIOS-- At a boardroom conference meeting this morning, top NBC officials held a meeting about the cancellation of the T.V. series, "Joey" starring Matt LeBlanc. After just one hour it finally ended with the cancellation of the show...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Close To Capture

Bin Laden Close To Capture

Islamabad - United State's Officials speaking at a joint conference with their allies say that they are closer to capturing Osama Bin Laden than they have ever been before. One small problem keeps them from swooping down even now ; that being tha...

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Funny story: The FCC Stops The XFL Dead In It's Tracks From Making A Rumored Comeback

The FCC Stops The XFL Dead In It's Tracks From Making A Rumored Comeback

FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a live televised press conference today, the FCC made a shocking announcement that the majority of America probably could agree with. The FCC, otherwise known as the Federal Communications Commission, served up an injunction to...

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Funny story: Oracle Bids to Take Over the Sun

Oracle Bids to Take Over the Sun

Oracle CEO Larry Ellison outlined his plans for domination of the sun at a recent executive conference in New York, while looking for investors to back the lofty initiative. Ellison described the move as "unprecedented and visionary", where Oracle w...

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Funny story: Annual Scientific Conference to Offer Dramatic Options, New Co-Sponsors

Annual Scientific Conference to Offer Dramatic Options, New Co-Sponsors

Washington, DC--For the first time in more than 40 years, the Annual Interscience Conference on Antimicrobial Agents and Chemotherapy (ICAAC), sponsored by the American Society for Microbiology and scheduled to be held here in fall 2004, will be co-s...

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Funny story: Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

At a press conference held earlier this morning, Bush announced his new plans to fight terrorism. "While we have made great leaps in bounds on the War against Terrorism, we have been looking over the most dangerous terrorists known to Man - The...

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Funny story: Comedy Central's Deal With Satan Ends

Comedy Central's Deal With Satan Ends

Satan, the Lord of Darkness, told reporters that his deal with the popular channel Comedy Central has ended at a press conference earlier today.

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Funny story: Ann Widicome reccomends Max Factor.

Ann Widicome reccomends Max Factor.

Ann Widicome today announced to a shocked press conference that she is quitting politics and going into modelling. "Having secured a deal with Max Factor worth in excess of three million pounds I am no longer going to be involved in the politica...

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Funny story: Man-Dog Love Association Boots Jackson

Man-Dog Love Association Boots Jackson

The North American Man-Dog Love Association announced today that it is severing all ties with entertainer and dog-fancier, Michael Jackson. Association Kennel Master, Daniel ‘Spot' Dekker, speaking at a press conference held at a San Fernando Valley...

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Funny story: I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am

I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am

Athens - At the World Philosopher's Conference, the world's smartest philospher Socrates Jones proved that people and things only exist if they can be found on Google.

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Funny story: Bush Supports Sharon's Decision to Withdraw

Bush Supports Sharon's Decision to Withdraw

Washington, DC -- President Bush announced at a press conference last night, that he supports Sharon Osborne's desire to withdraw from the...

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Funny story: Bush Accidentally Admits That He's Stupid and Evil

Bush Accidentally Admits That He's Stupid and Evil

In a press conference today, that blubbering idiot called President (by right-wing extremists) actually slipped up and admitted that he was stupid. "I'm so stoopid," he said. After realizing his stupid mistake, he retorted, "Aw shu...

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