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Funny story: How to Lose Ten Pounds In the Style of Christina Aguilera

How to Lose Ten Pounds In the Style of Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is rumoured to have lost ten pounds recently and there is much speculation as to how she achieved this amazing loss. Last night the much respected Holywood Dietitic Scientist,Dr Jahn, revealed to us exclusively how he thinks...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga Deny Those Ever Persistent Lesbian Rumors

Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga Deny Those Ever Persistent Lesbian Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The rumor mill seems to be working 24/7 when it comes to the comings and goings of two of the top singers in America Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera. Lady Gaga who was just named 'The Most Popular Woman In Delaware' is getting re...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

LA BREA, California - David Archuleta is still devastated at being dropped by his record label Hand Jive Records. Luckily for Archie, he has a good friend in Christina Aguilera who helped pick up his down-trodden spirits by sending him several sex...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Sends David Archuleta A 'Sexually Explicit' Text Message After His Record Company Drops Him

Christina Aguilera Sends David Archuleta A 'Sexually Explicit' Text Message After His Record Company Drops Him

BEVERLY HILLS - Stating that she herself has been there before, singing sensation Christina Aguilera has reached out to American Idol alumni David Archuleta after his record label Hand Jive Records dropped him. Aguilera was at the Haven of Hair Sa...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Warns Christina Aguilera Not To Go Skydiving

Dr. Phil Warns Christina Aguilera Not To Go Skydiving

LOS ANGELES - Talk show advice therapist, Dr. Phil has reportedly sent Christina Aguilera a text message to please not go skydiving. The doctor who was made famous by Oprah Winfrey expressed concern that the way Ms. Aguilera's luck has been runnin...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Takes A Tumble At The Grammys - She Definitely Needs To Take A Vacation (Quick!)

Christina Aguilera Takes A Tumble At The Grammys - She Definitely Needs To Take A Vacation (Quick!)

LOS ANGELES - The 53rd Annual Grammys were held at the Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers. And although Kobe Bryant and the boys were not there slam-dunkin' and fast-breakin' there was some physical action going on. And it was provi...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

In late-breaking news, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency has issued orders to have singer Christina Aguilera detained, and proffered for transportation to "Club Guantanimo Bay", for an official interview. This, due to the most suspicious nature...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Steals Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl Anthem Lyrics

Lindsay Lohan Steals Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl Anthem Lyrics

This year's X Factor semifinals featured Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan vs. Hillary Duff. Christina Aguilera defeated Britney Spears handily when she tricked Britney into shaving her head while drinking and driving holdin...

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Funny story: Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

DALLAS - Christina Aguilera said that she had sung the "Stars Spangled Banner" dozens and dozens of times at football games, baseball games, basketball games, and even at The Laramie Cowpoke & Cowpokette Lassoing Finals and Rustic Rodeo and that...

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Funny story: Rihanna And Christina Aguilera Probed Over Sleaze Allegations

Rihanna And Christina Aguilera Probed Over Sleaze Allegations

UK TV watchdog, Ofcom, is to investigate the performances of Rihanna and Christina Aguilera on last weekend's X Factor final. The starlets wore skimpy costumes and gyrated provocatively, thrusting arses and boobs at the camera, prompting 2,750 com...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Stolen Quasi-Nude Photos Are Photoshopped - "The Body Is Mine, But The Face Is Not Mine"

Christina Aguilera's Stolen Quasi-Nude Photos Are Photoshopped - "The Body Is Mine, But The Face Is Not Mine"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera was sitting with one of her back up singers Ginger "Girl" Brockenzipper at a local Yiddish pizza parlor 'Ey Ya Vant Sum Pizza in West Hollywood. Aguilera was overheard telling Brockenzipper that she does not ap...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Apparently Christina Aguilera cannot choose between Samantha Ronson and ex-husband Jordan Bratman so she has been dating identical twins, according to a recent edition of "Lacy Leather Magazine." "As far as we know, she has officially divorced Bra...

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Funny story: The Real and Silly As Hell Reason Why Christina Aguilera Filed For Divorce

The Real and Silly As Hell Reason Why Christina Aguilera Filed For Divorce

BAD AXE, Michigan - Christina Aguilera was visiting a friend in Michigan when she was asked about her divorce. At first Lady Ah Ah did not want to talk about it since she said that it brings up sad memories that make her cry and cause her eye make...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

Former Linsay Lohan partner, Samantha Ronson was spotted leaving the home of Christina Aguilera by the press after being tipped off by Christina's estranged husband, Jordan Bratman. "This is no place for our son to grow up. Those two were in there...

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