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Funny story: Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...

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Funny story: Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Special to TPN - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey will be competing in the New York City Marathon to be held on November 2, 2014. Contrary to rumor, all lanes will be open on the Verrazano Bridge section of the course, but the center lane will b...

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Funny story: 7-Year-Old Unmasks Chris Christie

7-Year-Old Unmasks Chris Christie

Governor Chris Christie spent nearly two hours in Trenton on Thursday, apologizing and taking questions from reporters about the controversial closures of some toll lanes at the George Washington Bridge last September that caused huge delays in trave...

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Funny story: 'Fat chance of justice!' say pals of sacked Chris Christie aide

'Fat chance of justice!' say pals of sacked Chris Christie aide

New Jersey - Suporters of an aide to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie have slammed the 'bum rap' that's seen Bridget Anne Kelly take the blame for last September's George Washington Bridge closure, allegedly orchestrated to create traffic shambles...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

PARAMUS, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it perfectly clear that he wants to be the Republican presidential nominee in 2016. The popular New Jersey governor recently sat down with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine at a local Burger...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie says he is bound and determined to get the 100-pound liposuction he has been talking about. He told American Spotlight Magazine that he knows he can do it because he is a New Jerseyan and New Jerseyan'...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Considering Getting A 100-Pound Liposuction

Governor Chris Christie Considering Getting A 100-Pound Liposuction

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it clear that he has his eyes focused on being the Republican candidate in the 2016 presidential race. The rotund governor recently appeared on The View and he was asked by Barbara Walters if...

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Funny story: New Jersey Governor Signs Nation's First Anti-Wimp Bill

New Jersey Governor Signs Nation's First Anti-Wimp Bill

(Trenton, New Jersey) - In an effort to bolster spirits and assist victims of Hurricane Sandy, Governor Chris Christie signed the state's first Anti-Wimp Bill. Christie said the bill was passed in an effort to "give New Jersey residents some spine."...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Calls Newspaper, Newspaper

Chris Christie Calls Newspaper, Newspaper

TRENTON, NJ - New Jersey Governor responded to a New York newspaper's headline calling him "fatso" by calling the newspaper, a newspaper. Christie, who could be the fattest man in the White House since William Howard Taft, fired back at the New Yo...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says New Jersey Will Come Down Hard On Computer Hackers

Governor Chris Christie Says New Jersey Will Come Down Hard On Computer Hackers

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has just announced that the state's seedy individuals who think that it is funny to mess with New Jersey's computer system are in for a mighty rude awakening. The governor has issued a Governor's Direc...

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Funny story: Congress To Choose An American For Pope

Congress To Choose An American For Pope

Washington, DC - Calling the health-related retirement of Pope Benedict XVI "a tragic opportunity," congressional leaders have declared that America will field a candidate in the upcoming election for the next pontiff. "It's a free world, isn't it...

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Funny story: Chris Christie To Have A Gastric Band

Chris Christie To Have A Gastric Band

New Jersey governor Chris Christie has angrily defied critics who have said that he is too fat to be president. He has admitted that he is addicted to 'Krispy Kreme Donuts' and is proud of it. Poor governor Christie has been 'fair game' to crit...

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Funny story: Shark Rush Limburg is Angry With Governor Christie

Shark Rush Limburg is Angry With Governor Christie

"He is fat and a fool. Don't listen to governor Christie. He doesn't know what he's talking about..." Said the large castrated pig Shark Rush Limburg, bellowing angrily into his long-suffering microphone, unsure of his surroundings. He had just fl...

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Funny story: Big Oil tycoons' post-Sandy pledge of $10 million for each pound of ass-lard that Chris Christie loses in next 12 months

Big Oil tycoons' post-Sandy pledge of $10 million for each pound of ass-lard that Chris Christie loses in next 12 months

New Jersey - "And a further $10 million for each pound that stays off for the following year," is how the couple's spokesperson put it as the news broke that homeless post-Sandy New Jersey residents stand to benefit from millions of dollars in hurric...

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Funny story: Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

BOSTON - Mitt Romney was thoroughly beaten by President Barack Obama. The former governor of Massachusetts wasted no time in finding excuses as to why he lost the election. Romney stated that there were lots of reasons why he lost. He said tha...

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