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Funny story: Cadbury's Chocolate Cafes To Marmalise Opposition In High Street Wars

Cadbury's Chocolate Cafes To Marmalise Opposition In High Street Wars

When the American food giant Kraft took over Cadbury's, many traditionalists regarded the move as the end of an era, bemoaning the loss of a national institution on the cold hard altar of globalisation. But now those very same people are rejoicing...

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Funny story: Arizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"

Arizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"

An eight year old Gilbert, Arizona girl is being held in a juvenile detention center a state law that most people only thought was a tradition. Mona Jefferson is being held without bail as a flight risk (as she owns both rollerblades and a twelve sp...

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Funny story: How Chocolate Can Become a Lifesaver!

How Chocolate Can Become a Lifesaver!

The average chunk of chocolate contains about 200 calories and because I might partake of two servings every night and is perhaps a few more at weekends it only adds up to 3,500 calories a week. That is the equivalent of one pound in weight per week. Therefore, in the last 3 1/2 years, I have had the calorific intake of about a hundred and eighty pounds and because I only weigh about one hundre...

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Funny story: Chocolate Robert Pattinson 'all fudge inside'

Chocolate Robert Pattinson 'all fudge inside'

London - (Fruit & Nuts): A Robert Pattinson chocolate bust weighing 18 kilos is filled with fudgey goo according food sculpture sources. Prudence Staite's 39lb choccy tribute to the Twilight star was originally fashioned like a giant Easter e...

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Funny story: Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st...

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Funny story: Have A Break - Kill Some Orangutans

Have A Break - Kill Some Orangutans

Shocking news just in from the musical environmental protection group Greensleeves suggests that tucking into your favourite chocolate covered wafer bar could be damaging the Indonesian rain forests, and in effect, killing orangutans. Orangutans,...

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Funny story: Depp in Deep trouble

Depp in Deep trouble

Johnny Depp has found himself in deep water this morning at the filming of his new movie Willie Wonkies choccie factory 2. The set which took 8 months to make, and was built entirely of chocolate and candy was found demolished this morning when...

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Funny story: U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...

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Funny story: The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons Cadbury's Buttons

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons Cadbury's Buttons

Once upon a time nearly 200 years ago now a young man named John Cadbury opened a shop in Birmingham selling coffee,tea and drinking chocolate later Johns brother Benjamin joined the company and they formed the business Cadbury Brothers of Birmingham. Years later Cadbury Brothers business flourished selling their own brand of chocolate but Benjamin Cadbury was particularly fond of their Chocola...

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Funny story: Chocolate Idea melts before St Valentines Day

Chocolate Idea melts before St Valentines Day

Business flop Charles Roberts from South Africa has had as many failed business ideas as Gordon Brown has had complaints about his leadership of the Labour Loony Party. Charles ordered 100,000 boxes of chocolates from Cadburys or is it Kraft to be...

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Funny story: Terry's All Gold for Valentines Day

Terry's All Gold for Valentines Day

Sales of chocolates specifically Terry's All Gold have gone through the roof since the stories regarding former England team captain John Terry. Supermarkets throughout the country are reporting record sales of Terry's All Gold and are having to orde...

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Funny story: Cadbury to replace all chocolate with cheese

Cadbury to replace all chocolate with cheese

In the first of many cost saving measures, Cadbury has announced the replacement of all chocolate with Kraft's cheesy food product. The company claims that most consumers will not even notice the difference. Dairy Milk bars will be the first trea...

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Funny story: Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Famous Chocolate Company Makes News Again - The designers are always hard at work thinking of new famous people to turn into chocolate delicacies and they think they have come up with "another winner", says the production manager. It is understoo...

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Funny story: Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Candy Bar From Another Planet -No one doesn't love a Mars Bar, but do you know where they really come from? It has been a carefully guarded secret for over 55 years from a candy company who has made a name for itself by using this catchy name.

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Funny story: Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who purchased a "Warren Beatty Creme Filled Penis" and now...

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Funny story: Willy Wonka has a Krafty Plan

Willy Wonka has a Krafty Plan

Willy Wonka has a krafty plan which he dreamed up after he was denied bidding for Cadbury's by some politicians including Slugworth Brown. Now that Cadbury's have been taken over by Kraft, Willy now has a krafty plan to start a worldwide campaign...

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Funny story: Willy Wonka bids for Cadbury can outbid Kraft

Willy Wonka bids for Cadbury can outbid Kraft

Willy Wonka the world famous chocolate maker is bidding to buy Cardbury and is prepared to put in a bigger bid than Kraft. Wonka is reported to be furious that although he is in a financial position to put in a bigger bid than Kraft he is being preve...

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