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Funny story: West Ham Trounce Chelsea

West Ham Trounce Chelsea

Chelsea fans were angry at West Hamm gaining all the publicity for their play off win at Wembley resulting in the Hammers returning to the Premiership just when Chelsea had won the European Championship. Hammers fans explained that although they w...

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Funny story: Man Finally Wins Champions League After Playing Championship Manager Computer Game For 20 Years

Man Finally Wins Champions League After Playing Championship Manager Computer Game For 20 Years

A Russian man has finally led his team to winning the European Champions League after playing the realistic and addictive Championship Manager Computer game for 20 years! Ruslan Chekov took over as manager of Premier League outfit Chelsea in 1992...

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Funny story: QPR fans face moral dilemma over Chelsea game in Munich

QPR fans face moral dilemma over Chelsea game in Munich

A football fan in Shepherd's Bush has been attacked by an angry mob after he was spotted strutting around West London in a Bayern Munich shirt. 'A huge crowd chased me, including members of the Anti-Nazi League. They tried to rip the shirt off my...

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Funny story: Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and Lederhosen on the Chelsea menu!

Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and Lederhosen on the Chelsea menu!

Chelsea players are getting into the Munich swing of things by ordering buckets of Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and they have also promised to wear their "Lederhosen" if they spank the bums of Bayern Munich tomorrow! Didier Drogba and his chums trotte...

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Funny story: Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as new manager

Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as new manager

Following the sacking of Alex McCleish by Aston Villa earlier in the week, sources inside Villa Park suggest that former Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas will be the new man in the hot seat, early next week. McCleish was sacked after 11 months in ch...

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Funny story: Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Households throughout the UK were filled with the sounds of people vomiting last night as Liverpool gained some respect at the end of a difficult season by stuffing their FA Cup nemesis. The scousers roused themselves from Saturday's final defeat...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...

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Funny story: Chelsea Bid for Power Station as Defensive Crisis Mounts

Chelsea Bid for Power Station as Defensive Crisis Mounts

Chelsea have lodged a "substantial" bid for the defunct Battersea power station as injuries and suspensions continue to decimate the heart of their defence. Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck revealed that the situation was increasingly becoming unsolvab...

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Funny story: Fernando Torres hot spell 'due to climate change' says expert

Fernando Torres hot spell 'due to climate change' says expert

After circus act Fernando Torres caught fire performing a hat-trick in Chelsea's 6-1 win over QPR in West London on Sunday, experts claim his hot spell is down to climate change. Walter Waffleson from the Institute of Hot Air Studies, explained th...

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Funny story: "Die Lederhosen" are now "The Special One's"

"Die Lederhosen" are now "The Special One's"

Last night BMW (Bavarian Master Works) proved that there are more "Special Ones" than generally is believed (Especially "The Special One" himself) after donning their "Lederhosen", spanking their knees and spanking the bums of Ronaldo & Co. Jo...

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Funny story: Torres reveals secret behind his majestic goal-scoring talent!

Torres reveals secret behind his majestic goal-scoring talent!

£50 million super-buy, Chelsea's Fernando Torres, has at last come clean about the secrets behind his sensational goal-scoring ability which he crowned last night with the late equaliser against the "almighty" FC Barcelona. It seems that ex-traine...

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Funny story: Chelsea Defy The Odds To Make Champions League Final

Chelsea Defy The Odds To Make Champions League Final

Unbelievable. Probably the only word to sum up Chelsea's performance at the Nou Camp tonight. The game didn't start well for Chelsea when they lost Gary Cahill to a strained sideburn after eleven minutes. It got worse when Sergio Busquets gave Bar...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Didier Drogba is to become a Ballerina after his career as "theatre actor"!

Barcelona have warned Chelsea's D.Drogba not to play-act, dive, roll all over the ground after being hit with a feather, roll his eye-balls at the cameras, waste time or generally act like Hugh Grant; terrible! Didier, refutes all of the claims th...

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Funny story: Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...

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Funny story: 'Carroll is the new Torres' say Fashion Experts

'Carroll is the new Torres' say Fashion Experts

Fashion experts were today proclaiming the Andy Carroll haircut as the new Fernando Torres. Speaking at Wembley Fashion Weekend - where Carroll showcased his trademark ponytail haircut by connecting his head to a football and putting it into the...

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Funny story: The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions

The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions

After Paul The Octopus took the 2010 World Cup by storm by correctly picking the winner in eight successive world cup matches upto and including the final, Sloof Sport News today discovered a meerkat is now attempting to repeat the feat starting with the FA Cup semi-finals. Mystic Mikhov the Meerkat is A cousin of Russian Meerkat Alexsandr, who viewers may know from the Compare The Meerkat webs...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Di Matteo sends Chelsea scouts to watch non-league striker

Transfer Window: Di Matteo sends Chelsea scouts to watch non-league striker

Chelsea are among a host of clubs tracking non-league hot shot Ollie Palmer. Palmer, 20, who plays for Blue Square South strugglers Havant and Waterlooville, has been watched in his last two games by scouts for Roberto Di Matteo. Palmer said: "...

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