Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, blamed a simple 'administrative error' for his teams unexpected 2-1 loss against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge today. Sir Alex told us "it was not about quality of play, or our lads performance overall...
The UK Scrabble scene has been rocked by the news that three times winner Charles Drinkwater has been cheating. "We couldn't believe it," said contest organiser and Official Scrabble Wordlist compiler, Harry Wriggleworth. "Charles has been a consi...
Headlines in the UK's "exploding head" press this morning proclaimed the latest scandal that proves we're going to Hell in a handcart. Of all the people claiming sickness benefit, 75 per cent are skiving, screamed the Daily Express. "Benefit ch...
After gaining access to the Bank of England computer, the UBS cantonal Swiss Bank, BP shares records, the Haliburton executive details and Weapon Sales Bonus figures, the Stock Market Returns for 2010, the Bank of Scotland, several offshore account d...
The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today. Insiders to the C...
HOLLWOOD - Rumors were circulating that Taylor Swift's song "Dear John", from her studio abum, Speak Now was about John Mayer. But we've got the truth -- it's about the Jonas Brothers' guitarist, John Taylor. When asked when they did have their r...
Just when Coleen Rooney thought her week couldn't get any worse, it seems baby Kai has taken after his dad in more ways than one! The tiny tot has aledgedly 'cheated' on poor Coleen, by calling his nanny 'mummy'. The soon to be not Mrs Rooney i...
The sport where every other player quite happily throws a game for a large pile of cash has been rocked by the news today of an unnamed star admitting to never having taken a bribe throughout his career. The snooker star at the centre of the serio...
Ashley Cole has today revealed that he is not the only one in the Cole household to have failed to play by the rules. The grim faced Chelsea star has disclosed information relating to a game of Monopoly the couple enjoyed which resulted in Ashley...
Humorous comedian Jasper Carrot has been reprimanded for calling a contestant a 'cheating bastard' on his primetime show 'Golden Testicles'. It was reported to me yesterday that the ever so funny and devilishly handsome Jasper was furious with th...
Hull City players and officials today remained in a state of shocked disbelief following the club's 2-1 defeat at the Emirates last night. "We were beaten by the linesman," fumed Hull boss Phil Brown. "Gallas was clearly offside when he scored the...
Dearest Madame Bitters, I'm so upset with my twin brother and my girlfriend that I just don't know what to do! "Staci" and I have been going together since junior year of high school and she's the only girl I've ever loved. We're both 20 now and lately we've been talking about marriage. I thought everything was fine but three days ago she told me that she and my brother "Keith" have been have b...
Two blockbuster Education studies were released this week from thunk tinks of the highest caliber. The Institute for a Moral Compass announced that US students by their own admission are the biggest, liars, cheats and thieves in the world. One in...
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