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Funny story: Charity Shop in Star Wars cock-up

Charity Shop in Star Wars cock-up

A UK based charity shop has lost out on a fortune after it mistook a Star Wars relic for a tramp's blanket. The item in question was Obi Wan Kenobi's cloak, as worn by Alec Guinness in the Star Wars original film in 1977. The employee in char...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and publicly admitted that she could use some help in paying for her kids' dental expenses. "Do you even know how much a set of braces costs these days?" asked Palin as she made her case for asking folks who...

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Funny story: Date for "Who Cares Day?" announced

Date for "Who Cares Day?" announced

Hot on the heels of Comic Relief, Red Nose Day, Sport Relief, Band Aid, Lemon Aid and Hearing Aid, "Who Cares?" day will run on the 15th of next month at the Scunthorpe Leisure and Bingo Centre. With funds being raised in aid of "Apathy" the organ...

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Funny story: Gaddafi Donates 50 Cent Fee

Gaddafi Donates 50 Cent Fee

Under fire Libyan Leader Muammar Gaddafi has donated the fee his son received from the London School of Economics for his controversial video link appearance at the college's Ralph Miliband Lectures. Saif al-Gaddafi received a nominal 50 cent fee...

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Funny story: WAIT.....It's All Over Now for Local Man

WAIT.....It's All Over Now for Local Man

Finally, after what seems like Eons and Eons, the wait for local man Seaton Carew is finally over. It all started in April 2010 when the ex-thespian mistakenly consumed around 600 units of Polish alcohol and found himself arguing with his own shadow. After losing the arguement, the foolish wannabe entrepreneur decided to teach himself a lesson and dialled 999. Seconds later the local street,...

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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

In Royal News, The Duke Of Edinburgh has dumbfounded doubters and been awarded the Duke Of Edinburgh Award for services above and beyond the call of duty. The Prince, or Keith as he's known amongst his close circle of friends, is usually best kn...

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Funny story: To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

Kate is not as vain as this headline suggests. She walked down the streets of London, before joining the gym, looking for the fattest women she could find. She approached each of them (ten in all) and offered to pay for a year's membership at the H...

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Funny story: Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...

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Funny story: World Shocked as Two Al Queda Generals Resign to Join Salvation Army

World Shocked as Two Al Queda Generals Resign to Join Salvation Army

London, UK - General Clifton Shaw of the international headquarters of the Salvation Army shocked the World News when he announced this morning that he has just positioned two former Generals of Al Queda to regional posts here in the U.S. Mahmeed...

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Funny story: BBC apologises to Geldof for Band Aid slur

BBC apologises to Geldof for Band Aid slur

In the heady days of the mid 1980s, Band Aid, and the subsequent Live Aid concerts, were just what was needed to end third world famine and poverty. Bob Geldof was elevated from mediocre pop singer to saint status overnight. A pop record sold mill...

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Funny story: I Will No Longer Be "Charitable"

I Will No Longer Be "Charitable"

People! Let it be known that from this day forth, forward, hence, and hitherto, I will no longer, in any single one of my posts, use the word "charitable". Allow an explanation...IF YOU WILL. Let us break down the etymology of the word which will, as of my previous comment, never be mentioned by me, in any post, ever again. First, the first third of the word: "char". Many of you may, or may no...

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Funny story: Congress Excited About New Charity: Feed Our Wallets

Congress Excited About New Charity: Feed Our Wallets

Members of Congress gave glowing accolades to a newly formed charity called Feed Our Wallets. The charity, which is the brain child of Edward Pilferson, has announced in its mission statement that it exists solely for the purpose of providing US cur...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Unexploded bomb causes chaos

Isle of Wight News - Unexploded bomb causes chaos

Newport town centre came to a standstill on Monday afternoon when an unexploded second world war bomb was located during a routine water main leak repair outside Age Concern's charity shop on St James Street. The water repair work had started on W...

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Funny story: BP oil spill charity crosses wires with niche porn website

BP oil spill charity crosses wires with niche porn website

The massive BP oil leak has caused serious concerns the world over, but it now has a new charity behind it in order to help finance whatever is necessary to rectify the situation. But things are off to a slippery start... Oil Relief was set up by...

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Funny story: Inspectors Bully The Bully Helping Line

Inspectors Bully The Bully Helping Line

An open letter from the CEO of the Bully Helping Line criticises Government Inspectors, describing them as: "nothing but big bullies and bastards". The government opened its investigation into the organisation earlier this year after complaints t...

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Funny story: Stars come to the aid of Greece

Stars come to the aid of Greece

Greece is broke but help is at hand for the Hellenic people in the form of a charity single written by George Michael and featuring a number of stars of Greek origin. Musicians Tommy Lee and Jeff Buckley will be joined by film and TV stars such as...

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Funny story: Pixie Lott picks a lot of Easter Eggs

Pixie Lott picks a lot of Easter Eggs

Pixie Lott the multi talented actress,dancer ,singer, songwriter was seen out in London yesterday buying Easter Eggs. Pixie Lott was out buying Easter Eggs for family and friends but there are a lot of reports that she picks a lot of Easter Eggs and...

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