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Funny story: Hadron Collider Results Announced

Hadron Collider Results Announced

Results of the Hadron Collider experiment are to be published next Wednesday, but TheSpoof.com has received a sneak preview of some of them, and they make startling reading indeed! Chief amongst these is that the immediate area around the test sit...

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Funny story: CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

CERN physicists report "Mothman" sighting in the main LHC particle accelerator tube during test firing

Geneva, Switzerland - Careful digital analysis of the first test firing of the LHC at CERN has confirmed the image of a moth-like figure appearing in the main particle accelerator tube microseconds into the controversial experiment. It is a ghostly g...

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Funny story: CERN in LHC acronym mix up

CERN in LHC acronym mix up

News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'H...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking runs his own alternative CERN "big bang" experiment

Stephen Hawking runs his own alternative CERN "big bang" experiment

On the day when scientists attempted to re-create the aftermath of the Big Bang in the world's most ambitious scientific experiment by crashing two particles into one another at a speed greater than even a Sheffield tram, Professor Stephen Hawking un...

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Funny story: Boson Doomed?

Boson Doomed?

Higgs Boson is to be appointed as new manager at Newcastle. Mr. Boson was last seen managing the CERN team until his disappearance some years ago. The board at CERN have been disparately searching for the elusive Mr. Boson for some time now, and w...

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Funny story: Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics

Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics

Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materia...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider switched on - doomsday imminent

Large Hadron Collider switched on - doomsday imminent

The CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been switched on miles underneath the Franco-Swiss border.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher

Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher

(Geneva, Switzerland) The International Atomic Agency (IAA) voted unanimously to let Paris Hilton conduct the first experiment on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) once it opens later next month.

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