As Celebrity Big Brother grinds on to it's inevitable conclusion, it is becoming increasingly difficult to find anything to write about! All of the, 'celebrities' are so numbingly dull that no new material has emerged from the house in days. So I fin...
Celebrity Big Brother Tina Malone became the toast of Channel 4 tonight after she covered herself in glory by breaking the world record for repeatedly saying the F-word. Malone, the 21-stone walrus from Liverpool, was clocked at having uttered the...
Celebrity Big Brother contestant Verne Troyer is at the centre of a new controversy tonight, after it was alleged that he is none other than the cartoon character Bart Simpson in disguise. Troyer, 9, is exactly the same height as the Simpson young...
It is reported that a "drive-by shooting" incident has occurred in the Celebrity Big Brother house. The facts are not yet clear but it seems that the incident involves the theft of Verne Troyer's mobility scooter by fellow housemate and profession...
There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates. The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...
Mancunian Bully Terry Christian is again in trouble tonight after an unprovoked attack on fellow housemate Verne Troyer. It is thought that the incident began by Christian showing off to impress self confessed 'Tory Bird' Lucy Pinder. A spokespers...
Ex-weather girl and Vic Reeves stooge Ulrika Jonsson, has fallen pregnant again within hours of entering the Big Brother house. Production staff at the show are amazed by self confirmed sex addict Ulrika's fast work. One unconfirmed source said:...
Celebrity Big Brother was dramatically brought to a halt last night after the house mates ran out of conversation. A spokesperson explaind: "We have a complex set of selection criteria when we choose the line up each year. Unfortunately we now rea...
He may be only just over two feet tall but already Verne Troyer the American actor is the bookies favourite to win this year's Celebrity Big Brother. The Austin Powers Mini Me is already proving a big hit with the viewers owing to the 'cute and cu...
Big Brother House - He may have only been in the Celebrity Big Brother house for a matter of hours, but already music journo and career Mancunian Terry Christian has managed to get right up the collective noses of Manchester United fans. Christian...
It has been leaked that a tragedy has occurred within the Big Brother house. A well known celebrity died when Reese Witherspoon tripped on the staircase and her large pointed chin harpooned one of the celebrities who was loitering at the bottom of...
Jade Goody of Essex, the person made famous by nothing more than her appearances on the Channel 4 Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother programmes, has written a book - or rather, someone else wrote a book about her, and she sanctioned it with a nod.
Today's controversy in the Big Brother house centred around a Sex Orgy Task that had to be edited-out of highlights as it was nowhere near disgusting enough. The orgy, featuring all of the 15 housemates apart from despised black activist Alex, sta...
Big Brother returns to the nation's TV screens this Thursday amid a new controversy over the lack of any new controversy over the show, which thrives on controversy and, of course, scandal.
Pete Bennett, the winner of Big Brother 7, has admitted that his trademark characteristic of Tourette Syndrome was a gimmick he used specifically to win the £100,000 prize.
Data entry clerk Brian Belo, last night crowned the King of the Big Brother house after upstaging bookies' favourites, twins Amanda and Sam Marchant, has subsequently walked into a storm of controversy over Animal Cruelty. Black Brian, 20, of Long...
London - (Rioters): It's over. Channel 4 has dumped Celebrity Big Racist 2008 after commerical sponsors revolted and refused to associate themselves with a racism-fuelled product showcasing Essex-girl fat slags disguised as starlets.
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