Showing:

Funny satire stories about Camilla

Try another search?

Funny story: Simon Cowell on Talent Search for Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"

Simon Cowell on Talent Search for Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"

Consternation turned to constipation in certain royal quarters today after it was learned that Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has refused to attend any more public ceremonies accompanying her husband after a near fatal confrontation with yobs left he...

Read full story
Funny story: Charles and Camilla caught without seatbelts

Charles and Camilla caught without seatbelts

London - (Rioters): It cost Diana and Dodi their lives in that drunken Pont d'Alma tunnel freak show in August 1997. On Wednesday night an ominous echo of that folie a deux saw Charles and his faghag snapped by the paps not wearing seat belts.

Read full story
Funny story: Charles and Camilla's Car Pelted By Angry Students - Charles Remarks "That's Bloody It, Camilla and I Are Moving To Sweden"

Charles and Camilla's Car Pelted By Angry Students - Charles Remarks "That's Bloody It, Camilla and I Are Moving To Sweden"

LONDON - Prince Charles and his wife Camilla had gone out for the evening to attend a play at The Engelbert Humperdinck Theatre. After the play they decided to drive over to The Attila The Hun Restaurant to have some of London's best crumpets. As...

Read full story
Funny story: Royal Horsebox attacked by Protesters

Royal Horsebox attacked by Protesters

Anarchist protesters outside the Houses of Parliament today were accused of wanton vandalism against one of the Queen's Horseboxes as it was driven nearby the baying mob. Protesters were seen to aim kicks and punches, throw paint and smash the win...

Read full story
Funny story: Royal car ambush: Charles and Camilla stage publicity stunt

Royal car ambush: Charles and Camilla stage publicity stunt

London - (Pulling a Farce One Mess): As hoaxes go this one's a right royal cracker. Yesterday's stunning hoax car attack has seen the faux HRHs' popularity sore (sick). The masterpiece of timing and execution is said to have been planned weeks...

Read full story
Funny story: Charles & Camilla Mobbed By Fans In West End

Charles & Camilla Mobbed By Fans In West End

Charles & Camilla were today mobbed by fans in London's West End, as they arrived for The Royal Variety Performance. The fans were those people who were unable to get tickets, but still showed up to see Britain's favourite royals. Unfortunatel...

Read full story
Funny story: Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Whacktivists are to undertake the largest campaign in misguided cause history, as they fight to save a London woman from being denied her rights in marriage. "This perhaps one of the gravest injustices of the past twenty minutes," sobbed national...

Read full story
Funny story: Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...

Read full story
Funny story: Royal Family 'Relieved and Delighted' by Queen Camilla Blunder

Royal Family 'Relieved and Delighted' by Queen Camilla Blunder

Buckingham Palace reverted to form today following the Prince of Wales' latest ham-fisted attempt to have his own way at all costs. The self-indulgent balls up followed several days of confusion and unease at Court, in the wake of the Susan-Boyle-S...

Read full story
Funny story: Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...

Read full story
Funny story: Queen Camilla - Shock Announcement

Queen Camilla - Shock Announcement

As President Obama spared a turkey prior to Thanksgiving in America, the Queen stepped up to save Camilla from the role of Queen, as suggested by Prince Charles in a mumble to American Television. The full announcement from Buckingham Palace read:...

Read full story
Funny story: No amount of royal Farcebook schmoozing can hide Charles/Camilla divorce trainwreck

No amount of royal Farcebook schmoozing can hide Charles/Camilla divorce trainwreck

London - (Reuterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Their five and a half years of shambolic wedlock had been spun as the bedrock of heterosexual bliss. That mythology was shattered today as disgusted royal humbug debunkers left their comments on the royal...

Read full story
Funny story: Charles divorce latest: Camilla 'dismembered and ate all five previous husbands' shock horror

Charles divorce latest: Camilla 'dismembered and ate all five previous husbands' shock horror

London - (Prenup Mess): Prince Charles fears for his life after discovering Camilla's special dietary needs, a secret divorce arbitration panel has heard. Clarence House CCTV footage shows Camilla shapeshifting her way into a Goliath Turdeater Sp...

Read full story
Funny story: Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

No matter how hard she tries, poor Camilla will always be relegated to the Rottweiler category. Witness her appearance with the dried-out old Royal sausage Charles at the Commonwealth Games - trotted out in heavy tights, more like compression stoc...

Read full story
Funny story: Camilla mistaken for Diana in Commonwealth Games gaffe

Camilla mistaken for Diana in Commonwealth Games gaffe

As Prince Charles and his drop-dead gorgeous wife, Camilla, arrived at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi yesterday, the President of the Games made an embarrassing mistake. Whilst greeting the royal couple, Mr Mahatma Koat shook hands with the old m...

Read full story
Funny story: Camilla stung by Nick 'Whorsefly' Clegg allegations

Camilla stung by Nick 'Whorsefly' Clegg allegations

Scotland- (Rotters): "It's a wee blood-sucker alright," Birkhall village resident Dr Hamish McHaggis said today, "noted for a ferocious bite and ability to cause immense inflammatory pain. "Some reckon its true habitat involves grubbing around ins...

Read full story
Funny story: Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Her Grand National dreams are over. After defying all odds as filly of the year - ordained to win the top cash purse - Camilla of Cornwall proved herself to be just another old nag. Unable to deliver in the grand manner that was expected of her C...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more