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Funny story: X-Factor - Katie Waissel Sing Off Meltdown Explained

X-Factor - Katie Waissel Sing Off Meltdown Explained

The X-Factor, Sunday evening. The vote off. Cue intensity and high drama. Cue also what has since been described as the biggest fix since the Zimbabwean general election. Incredibly (although not to Skoob Entertainment News - we said this would ha...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Liam Should Dump One Direction Says SEN's Buffty Ginslinger

X-Factor's Liam Should Dump One Direction Says SEN's Buffty Ginslinger

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger was in no mood for taking prisoners this morning as he reported on last night's X-Factor proceedings. Speaking from a park bench in Golden Square in the heart of London's Soho district, a hungover...

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Funny story: "I Shagged Katie Waissel Off The X-Factor And She Wasn't All That" Claims Rochdale Man

"I Shagged Katie Waissel Off The X-Factor And She Wasn't All That" Claims Rochdale Man

In yet another salacious Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal that unemployed Rochdale man, Luke Pissquick claims to have shagged X-Factor fame junkie Katie Waissel, and added that she wasn't all that. Pissquick explained that he met...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

In a Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal here for the first time, that the hot lesbian sex action DVD which was on sale in certain Soho outlets from this morning, purporting to feature Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd off the X-Factor, is a...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In X-Factor Death Threat Drama

Cheryl Cole In X-Factor Death Threat Drama

Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - was today hiding behind a skip at her Hertfordshire mansion after supposedly receiving electronic death threats from disgruntled X-Factor fans. Cheryl has been lambasted over the last few days and accused of...

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Funny story: X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...

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Funny story: The Race Is On To Pop Cher Lloyd's Innocent Cherry

The Race Is On To Pop Cher Lloyd's Innocent Cherry

Skoob Entertainment News today received an alarming communique from a mole who claimed to have access to what he described as a modern day 'Hellfire Club.' Our informant revealed that 'SpitRoastCherryPoppers' is allegedly a secret society of sexua...

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Funny story: Borat Won't Be Playing Freddie Mercury - It Was All A Hoax, Claims Buffty Ginslinger.

Borat Won't Be Playing Freddie Mercury - It Was All A Hoax, Claims Buffty Ginslinger.

Skoob Entertainment News Supremo Buffty Ginslinger, was quick to pour cold water on reports that Borat/Bruno star, Sacha Baron Cohen is to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic, co-produced by Robert DeNiro's TriBeCa Productions company. "Non...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Book - The 'Missing' Chapter

Tony Blair Book - The 'Missing' Chapter

SEN reporter Buffty Ginslinger, speaking from a den of Soho iniquity, swigging a large G&T and puffing on a Marlboro Lite in defiance of the smoking ban, informed Skoob Entertainment News that there remains in existence, a chapter from Tony Blair...

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Funny story: Big Brother - "So Shit It's Unbelievable" - Says Buffty Ginslinger

Big Brother - "So Shit It's Unbelievable" - Says Buffty Ginslinger

Big Brother, Big Brother The Ultimate - it all makes very little difference to Skoob Entertainment News showbiz correspondent Buffty Ginslinger, who has slammed the show from its inception as; "So shit, it's unbelievable." Filing his latest report…

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Funny story: Axed Shirlena To Return To X-Factor Singing 'Crazy For You'?

Axed Shirlena To Return To X-Factor Singing 'Crazy For You'?

Axed X-Factor contestant Shirlena Johnson 30, should be allowed to return to the show singing something appropriately wacky, such as 'Crazy For You' by Madonna, or 'Crazy' by Patsy Chuppatti. So says Skoob News showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginsli...

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Funny story: Pixie Lott denies Ever Having Met Buffty Ginslinger - Cheryl Cole Furious

Pixie Lott denies Ever Having Met Buffty Ginslinger - Cheryl Cole Furious

Blonde haired British diva, Pixie Lott yesterday denied ever having met Skoob Entertainment News's top showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger. When approached by paparazzi as she went down to Sainsbury's to buy a leg of lamb for the traditional...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Interview - Exclusive Analysis

Vanessa Perroncel Interview - Exclusive Analysis

Here for the first time, Skoob Entertainment News reveals what was really being said, reading between the lines of the TV interview with Vanessa Perroncel by reporter Kate Garraway, broadcast for the first time this morning. Miss Perroncel, a Fren...

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Funny story: UK Plans Massive Send-Off For Miley Cyrus

UK Plans Massive Send-Off For Miley Cyrus

The entire United Kingdom, including Royalty, leading political figures, sportsmen, nutters, French visitors, and particularly talk show hosts and Ms Cyrus's fellow talk show guests are preparing to wave Miley off when she leaves Heathrow for home.

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Funny story: Daleks v Alien v Predator v Space Vampires v Rocky?

Daleks v Alien v Predator v Space Vampires v Rocky?

Hot off the presses from Skoob News Sink: Our very own showbiz insider, Buffty Ginslinger, the man with the large G&T and the constant cigarette, today moved to the east end of London, to announce from his latest hangout on Whitechapel Road that...

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Funny story: The Queen Signs Up For Stand-Up Tour With Stan Boardman

The Queen Signs Up For Stand-Up Tour With Stan Boardman

According to our showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger, the eccentric English film producer/director, Her Majesty The Queen is to embark on a gruelling nationwide stand-up tour with cocky Scouse comedian Stan Boardman. "It'll do the old bird go...

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Funny story: A Sad Day As Ray Alan Dies - Lord Charles Vows To Go On

A Sad Day As Ray Alan Dies - Lord Charles Vows To Go On

It is with great sadness today that we convey news of the passing of the most technically perfect ventriloquist of all time. Bar none. Including Edgar Bergen. Ray Alan, revered by many, and a staple of a great many children's lives with Lord Charl...

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