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Funny story: Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers Refuse to Play on Same Pro Bowl Team

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers Refuse to Play on Same Pro Bowl Team

Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings were both named as quarterbacks for the NFC roster in the Pro Bowl Game. The Pro Bowl is an all star game for the NFL players and traditionally takes place in Hawaii the...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Retires

Brett Favre Retires

St.Paul, Mn.- Vikings Quarterback, Brett Farve, has retired after He woke with a start and realized he had fallen asleep at a post-game party given in his honor. Still groggy, he took a sip from his cocktail and spit it out. "Damn!" he said, "The ic...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Kid Mugged For Wearing Brett Favre Viking Costume On Halloween.

Wisconsin Kid Mugged For Wearing Brett Favre Viking Costume On Halloween.

Gregory Tearny of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin encountered towering difficulties going trick or treating Halloween night when his mother made the lame-brained decision of buying him a Brett Favre Viking costume. Unfortunately, the proud, Packer backing neig...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Lynched By Rabid Packer Fans At First Viking Outing In Green Bay

Brett Favre Lynched By Rabid Packer Fans At First Viking Outing In Green Bay

The first game of the season pitting former Packer Brett Favre now allied with the Minnesota Vikings against his former teammates at home in Green Bay's Lambeau Field did not go well as Favre was immediately accosted by irate Packer fans and crucifie...

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Funny story: Brett Favre To Attend Anger Management Classes

Brett Favre To Attend Anger Management Classes

MINNEAPOLIS - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Lorenzo Favre (pronounced Farve) has agreed to enter into an anger management program. The program called 'Getting Pissed Off Can Be A Real Pisser' meets once a week on Sunday afternoons at a downt...

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Funny story: Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre In One Hell Of A Mess!

Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre In One Hell Of A Mess!

HOUSTON - Texas Rangers Rufus Cutshaw and Dusty Youngwood took Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre into custody immediately following the Vikings 17 to 10 victory over the Houston Texans on Monday Night Football. Cutshaw said that a complain...

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Funny story: Brett Favre's Left Arm Retires

Brett Favre's Left Arm Retires

Eden Prairie, Minn - NFL legend Brett Favre has retired - sort of. The 39-year-old quarterback held a press conference today at the Minnesota Vikings training facility. During the press conference Favre dropped a bombshell by announcing that his le...

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Funny story: Brett Favre signs $2.8 Million Deal with The Village People

Brett Favre signs $2.8 Million Deal with The Village People

Minneapolis, Mn.- Mitch Mitchsonofabitch, the longtime manager for Brett Favre, announced today that the former Green Bay Packers quarterback has decided to retire from football. "After signing this year with the Minnesota Vikings, he was told h...

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Funny story: Favre Reveals Troubled Relationship with his Shadow

Favre Reveals Troubled Relationship with his Shadow

In a revelation that many saw coming months ago, newly signed Vikings QB today admitted the source of his chronic indecisiveness and schizoid behavior. "My shadow. It's been vexing me for a few years now," the perennial pro-Bowl QB said Thursday i...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Banned From Green Bay

Brett Favre Banned From Green Bay

GREEN BAY - The city council of Green Bay, Wisconsin has just voted 6 to 0 to ban ex-Packers quarterback and now Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from entering the Green Bay city limits. Council member Harv Hatchatubby said that there is...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions who this past season went 0-16, and set the record for the worst record in the 89 year history of The National Football League have just signed ex-Packers and ex-Jets quarterback Brett Favre. The 39-year-old Favre who w...

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Funny story: Retirement Parties Canceled Worldwide

Retirement Parties Canceled Worldwide

Lance Armstrong and Brett Favre aren't the only ones to unretire. Following their example, retirees all over the world are reversing their decisions and coming back to work at their old stomping grounds. "It's ridiculous," a young worker grumbl...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre, the former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who retired at the end of the season, officially unretired himself at at press conference today. Favre, who just had his most (and only) productive season of the last five, said that he &...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement to Get Suicidal John Madden off Ledge

Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement to Get Suicidal John Madden off Ledge

After it was reported that Brett Favre sent a text message to Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson saying he wanted to come out of retirement, this reporter has learned th...

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Funny story: Retiring Packers Quarterback Finally Realizes Name Mis-spelled on Back of Jersey

Retiring Packers Quarterback Finally Realizes Name Mis-spelled on Back of Jersey

The sports world was stunned after Brett Farve announced he'd be hanging up his jersey after 17 years in professional football, but nobody was more stunned than the legendary Packers quarterback himself.

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Funny story: Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre had demanded that he be traded by the Green Bay Packers. The desire comes from the team not making a deal to bring controversial wide receiver Randy Moss to the Wisconson city. "Since the team isn't trying to get newer, better...

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