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Funny story: Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...

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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...

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Funny story: Dixie

Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...

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Funny story: Utah Votes To Restrict Women's Breasts To Size D or Smaller

Utah Votes To Restrict Women's Breasts To Size D or Smaller

SALT LAKE CITY - The Utah Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 60-52 that will restrict the size of the breasts of women citizens of Utah Senator Buffington D. Sweden [D-Provo] spoke with Tequila Tallyhoo of Left Coast Mirror Magazine and to...

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Being "blonde" may be catching

Being "blonde" may be catching

GAY PARIS, France - According to a recent scientific study, being "blonde" may be catching. The dumb blonde stereotype, it turns out, may be true, not only of blondes themselves, but also of others who come within 500 feet of them. To paraphrase Shak...

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Funny story: Facebook reverses policy on breasts

Facebook reverses policy on breasts

SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...

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Funny story: Fire marshal's ban creates bra brouhaha

Fire marshal's ban creates bra brouhaha

MILWUAKEE, WI - Marcy Skowronski, 87, the owner of Holler House, Milwaukee's finest bar-cum-bowling alley, didn't count just on tenpins and pitchers of beer to fill out her bottom line. She also depends heavily-some say "top-heavily"-upon...

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Funny story: Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery

Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery

OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents. Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies. The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Vo...

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Funny story: John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no one in LaLaLand who has a worst reputation for loving 'em and leaving 'em that John "The Player" Mayer. For some strange reason Mayer seems to attract attractive Hollywood celebrities like Wynonna Judd attracts weight...

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Funny story: Evidence of stone age cross dressing found in a French cave

Evidence of stone age cross dressing found in a French cave

Archaeologists have uncovered what they believe to be the earliest example of cross dressing in a cave in Southern France. It is a find that they have dated back to thirty-five thousand years BC, smashing the four thousand BC record previously held b...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Talks Openly Regarding Her Fantastic Boobs

Sofia Vergara Talks Openly Regarding Her Fantastic Boobs

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the stars of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara had just had her hair styled by FuFi Fondue, known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars when she was approached by a celebrity reporter. Miss Vergara had been interviewed...

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Funny story: Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with...

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