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Funny story: Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls battle for Commonwealth Spoofing Championship

Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls battle for Commonwealth Spoofing Championship

While the Amir Khan vs Danny Garcia, and David Haye vs Dereck Chisora fights were capturing the attention of the pugalist's world, an unnoticed World Championship match was under-way in the Mediterranean. Bidney Sollocks (56 but looks younger) fro...

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Funny story: Poor Decision In Pacquio Bradley Bout Reignites Calls For Fights To Be Decided by "Last Man Standing' Only Rule

Poor Decision In Pacquio Bradley Bout Reignites Calls For Fights To Be Decided by "Last Man Standing' Only Rule

Timothy Bradley shook the boxing world after a stunning split decision against Manny Pacquiao to win the WBO welterweight title. Unfortunately Pacquiao appeared to dominate Bradley during the fight at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Saturday night,...

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Funny story: Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

LOS ANGELES - Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, who has held boxing titles in eight different boxing weight divisions has just stuck his gloved hand in his mouth. Pacquiao, a 33-year-old Filipino, in an interview with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Mag...

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Funny story: Haye and Chisora fight billed for Acton boozer

Haye and Chisora fight billed for Acton boozer

Promoter Bunny Warren announced at a press conference this morning that the eagerly awaited punch up between two of Britain's biggest attention seekers would be going ahead on the 14th July. As both fighters don't have a licence to fight in the UK, t...

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Funny story: Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers

Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers

A boxing match is to be held between David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris next week, a government spokesman informed us last night. The fight is set to take place under the Arc De Triumph and has been sparked by revelations that the French...

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Funny story: Shame of Boxers - Noble sport in trouble

Shame of Boxers - Noble sport in trouble

The boxing world was in uproar today after the unauthorised fight between David Haye and Dereck Chisora in Germany during a press conference. Boxing a noble and historic sport involves two men punching each other in the face repeatedly until one o...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief. "There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...

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Funny story: Amir Khan Magnanimous In Defeat

Amir Khan Magnanimous In Defeat

It was a cracking fight in Washington DC, which had the pundits back in London drooling, as Lamont Peterson wrested two world title belts from Bolton lad, Amir Khan, who apparently lives just down the road from roly-poly Bolton funnyman, Peter "Garli...

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Funny story: Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

We spoke to some stocky man who claimed he was an insider of David Haye's camp yesterday, and he claimed that Haye will come out if retirement in March to fight Vitali Klitschko, elder brother of Wladimir, who shook him in Hamburg last year. At on...

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Funny story: Black Title Fight: "The Thrilla With No Vanilla" Herman Cain vs Barack Obama

Black Title Fight: "The Thrilla With No Vanilla" Herman Cain vs Barack Obama

Considered one of the greatest fights of 20th century boxing, the Thrilla in Manila between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier for the Heavy Weight Boxing Championship of the World, was fought in Quezon City, Philippines on October 1, 1975. The bout was...

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Funny story: Mayweather / Merchant (80) fight scheduled for Oct.--$200 million for winner, body bag for loser

Mayweather / Merchant (80) fight scheduled for Oct.--$200 million for winner, body bag for loser

LAS VEGAS, Nev.--Moments after Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s 4th round knockout of Victor Ortiz, 80-year-old HBO commentator Larry Merchant challenged the 34-year-old Mayweather on the fairness of his winning blows. Mayweather, 42-0, almost immediately l...

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Funny story: David Haye to continue breaking promises with Lib Dem role

David Haye to continue breaking promises with Lib Dem role

David Haye is primed to continue breaking promises made to the nation after Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg said a job offer from his party was as inevitable as the 12-round hammering the boxer suffered at the hands Vladimir Klitschko on Saturday...

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Funny story: Long Suffering Wife Of Local Man Wakes Herself Up Snoring Ahead Of Haye v Klitschko Fight

Long Suffering Wife Of Local Man Wakes Herself Up Snoring Ahead Of Haye v Klitschko Fight

Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, woke herself up tonight waiting for the David Haye v Wladimir Klitschko World Heavyweight Championship fight, which was being beamed live via satellite from Hamburg, Germany. Insiders say that Anne Shuttlecock fell i...

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Funny story: David Haye's broken toe demands rematch with "lucky" Klitschko

David Haye's broken toe demands rematch with "lucky" Klitschko

Boxer David Haye's broken toe has failed in it's attempt to become undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. The one inch broken toe was outpointed over 12 rounds by Russian giant Wladimir Klitschko in Hamburg last night. Irish flyweight...

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Funny story: Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

Aristocratic boxing fan Florence 'Flee' Brudenell-Bruce is getting ready to rumble. The fit and toned lingerie model, who according to her personal trainer Rupert Bear-Bottom "is in the best shape of her life", will be cheering on David 'The Hayma...

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Funny story: Klitschko - "I'll Sit On David Haye!"

Klitschko - "I'll Sit On David Haye!"

Ahead of tonight's world heavyweight title fight in Hamburg's Imtech Arena, Wladimir Klitschko has been talking tactics, claiming that he intends to wrestle David Haye to the canvas and then sit on him for the duration of the 12 round contest. Fol...

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Funny story: Britain: Has-Been Nation Flexes Sporting Muscles

Britain: Has-Been Nation Flexes Sporting Muscles

Long regarded as being an over the hill nation, oft derided by its many detractors, lampooned for its relaxed immigration policies, mocked for failing to keep the 21st Century pace, its broken infrastructure, its lack of any significant military or i...

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