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Funny story: Playing If Only With the Boston Celtics…

Playing If Only With the Boston Celtics…

The Boston Celtics have been on the receiving end of less abuse than Hillary Clinton for her concussion, flu, and blood clot. And, the Celtics suffer only apathy, softness of heart, and colorful sneakers. If the Celtics were liberal politicians, t...

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Funny story: Predictions for 2013 in Boston Sports

Predictions for 2013 in Boston Sports

With a crystal ball, Tarot cards, a celestial map, and runes from the Mayan culture, we are finally ready to predict the sports moments you can count on in 2013. Of course, like all prognosticators of the medium variety, we expect that no one will...

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Funny story: The Lone Bradley and Rajon Tonto!

The Lone Bradley and Rajon Tonto!

Amid a cloud of dust with a hearty hi-yo, can Avery Bradley be forever riding the canyons looking for law-breakers? It was months ago that Bradley was ambushed by two shoulders on the side of the road. Left for dead, he has been healing by a myste...

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Funny story: All's Fair in Tugs of War When Kevin Garnett Suits Up

All's Fair in Tugs of War When Kevin Garnett Suits Up

Who wears short shorts indeed! In the manly NBA where shorts hang below the knees and above the belt, there cannot possibly be any hangers-on in the fashion spread. That is, until Sunday when Gerald Wallace and Kevin Garnett found themselves jocke...

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Funny story: Christmas in Brooklyn

Christmas in Brooklyn

Not a creature was stirring with the Celtics on this holiday. They were afraid that the fat cats of the NBA would catch them and make a mouse meal of the tiny and shy creatures that life on the precipice of the salary cap. Yes, the once mighty mic...

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Funny story: Boston Celtic Paul Pierce Puts Time in A Bottle

Boston Celtic Paul Pierce Puts Time in A Bottle

Paul Pierce, Celtics Superman, became the oldest player to score 40 points in a regulation game in history for the Boston franchise. Considering the talent that passed through the Celtics, this is no flat feat. Coach Doc Rivers alluded earlier in...

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Funny story: Celtic Chris Wilcox Bares a Finger in Philadelphia

Celtic Chris Wilcox Bares a Finger in Philadelphia

Just ask Chris Wilcox if you got to have heart to play for the Celtics. Sidelined last season with heart surgery, he has returned to the Celtics a renewed man. In fact, he is showing too much manhood to suit the NBA. They just fined him $25,000...

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Funny story: Patrick Chung: Poster Boy for Basketball?

Patrick Chung: Poster Boy for Basketball?

As we watched the Boston Celtics come back after a one-point loss in Philadelphia to beat the shorts off the Sixers next night in Boston, we saw one front-row fan with his little baby boy on his lap. The toddler was wearing a Patriots cap, cute as...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Hunts for The Treasure of Sierra Madre

Rajon Rondo Hunts for The Treasure of Sierra Madre

Rajon Rondo announced to the Boston media that he spent his suspension time in Mexico. Skeptics among the press wanted to toss a sombrero at Rondo and ask him to do the Mexican hat dance. Others expressed disbelief that he flew across the conti...

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Funny story: Celtics Giving Thanks, but No Thanks on Thanksgiving

Celtics Giving Thanks, but No Thanks on Thanksgiving

The Celtics now lose by leaps and bounds. If Superman can leap over tall buildings, the Celtics found themselves playing like Clark Kent when he forgot where he put his cape. In a game where rebounds are everywhere, there is not a drop in the buck...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: Unfriended on Facebook and Unfollowed on Twitter

Rajon Rondo: Unfriended on Facebook and Unfollowed on Twitter

Tweets, tweets, everywhere, but not a friend to be had. In an age when tweeting wins you more followers than friends, Celtic leader Rajon Rondo wants to be alone. In an effort to meet the high standards of his favorite role model, Greta Garbo, Raj...

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Funny story: Paper Tigers: the Boston Celtics Make a Great Mardi Gras Float

Paper Tigers: the Boston Celtics Make a Great Mardi Gras Float

The Celtics rebuilding process now appears to have created a house of papier-mâché. Looking like Doc Rivers threw them together with pulp, starch, and wallpaper paste, the team stood around, like an ugly pattern on the wall. These players did...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: Punky Booster?

Rajon Rondo: Punky Booster?

Dwyane Wade called the Celtic guard nasty names after the first game of the NBA season. Using the old 'sticks and stones' aphorism, Rondo declined to be offended by the harsh characterization of saying Rondo had a "punk play" arsenal. After being...

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Funny story: Duck Tape Measures the Celtics Resolve to Win This Year

Duck Tape Measures the Celtics Resolve to Win This Year

Duct tape saved Apollo 13 and now must save the 2013 Celtics. Donnie Darko Milicic said his weak wrist not only has been weak for a week, but that he will use more tape to save himself for the season. Little known to fans is that the Celtics re...

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Funny story: Doc Rivers Says 'Boo' to Scare Ray Allen

Doc Rivers Says 'Boo' to Scare Ray Allen

Doc Rivers of the Boston Celtics dishes out the ball like Rajon Rondo. He ignores Ray Allen. When the late Celtic #20 took his disparaging comments to a Boston media maven named Jackie MacMullen and ranked the Celtics as purely rank, they were fig...

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Funny story: Sneaks, Kicks, and Horse Shoes: the Celtics Branch Out to Fulvous Yellow

Sneaks, Kicks, and Horse Shoes: the Celtics Branch Out to Fulvous Yellow

The Celtics had a tradition last season of having only one person wear a specially colored sneakers. It is usually Paul Pierce or Rajon Rondo, and last season they wore a bright green sneaker. The idea seemed limited. Perhaps it was in a rotation...

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Funny story: Boston Celtics Make Their First Unkind Cut

Boston Celtics Make Their First Unkind Cut

Christmas is over for the Celtics. Dionte Christmas, which is not quite like Little Christmas, has been cut by the Boston Celtics in time for the holidays (Halloween upcoming). Little Christmas arrives in January, but Dionte Christmas leaves in O...

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