The Boston Celtics have been on the receiving end of less abuse than Hillary Clinton for her concussion, flu, and blood clot. And, the Celtics suffer only apathy, softness of heart, and colorful sneakers. If the Celtics were liberal politicians, t...
With a crystal ball, Tarot cards, a celestial map, and runes from the Mayan culture, we are finally ready to predict the sports moments you can count on in 2013. Of course, like all prognosticators of the medium variety, we expect that no one will...
Amid a cloud of dust with a hearty hi-yo, can Avery Bradley be forever riding the canyons looking for law-breakers? It was months ago that Bradley was ambushed by two shoulders on the side of the road. Left for dead, he has been healing by a myste...
Who wears short shorts indeed! In the manly NBA where shorts hang below the knees and above the belt, there cannot possibly be any hangers-on in the fashion spread. That is, until Sunday when Gerald Wallace and Kevin Garnett found themselves jocke...
Not a creature was stirring with the Celtics on this holiday. They were afraid that the fat cats of the NBA would catch them and make a mouse meal of the tiny and shy creatures that life on the precipice of the salary cap. Yes, the once mighty mic...
Paul Pierce, Celtics Superman, became the oldest player to score 40 points in a regulation game in history for the Boston franchise. Considering the talent that passed through the Celtics, this is no flat feat. Coach Doc Rivers alluded earlier in...
Just ask Chris Wilcox if you got to have heart to play for the Celtics. Sidelined last season with heart surgery, he has returned to the Celtics a renewed man. In fact, he is showing too much manhood to suit the NBA. They just fined him $25,000...
As we watched the Boston Celtics come back after a one-point loss in Philadelphia to beat the shorts off the Sixers next night in Boston, we saw one front-row fan with his little baby boy on his lap. The toddler was wearing a Patriots cap, cute as...
Rajon Rondo announced to the Boston media that he spent his suspension time in Mexico. Skeptics among the press wanted to toss a sombrero at Rondo and ask him to do the Mexican hat dance. Others expressed disbelief that he flew across the conti...
The Celtics now lose by leaps and bounds. If Superman can leap over tall buildings, the Celtics found themselves playing like Clark Kent when he forgot where he put his cape. In a game where rebounds are everywhere, there is not a drop in the buck...
Tweets, tweets, everywhere, but not a friend to be had. In an age when tweeting wins you more followers than friends, Celtic leader Rajon Rondo wants to be alone. In an effort to meet the high standards of his favorite role model, Greta Garbo, Raj...
The Celtics rebuilding process now appears to have created a house of papier-mâché. Looking like Doc Rivers threw them together with pulp, starch, and wallpaper paste, the team stood around, like an ugly pattern on the wall. These players did...
Dwyane Wade called the Celtic guard nasty names after the first game of the NBA season. Using the old 'sticks and stones' aphorism, Rondo declined to be offended by the harsh characterization of saying Rondo had a "punk play" arsenal. After being...
Duct tape saved Apollo 13 and now must save the 2013 Celtics. Donnie Darko Milicic said his weak wrist not only has been weak for a week, but that he will use more tape to save himself for the season. Little known to fans is that the Celtics re...
Doc Rivers of the Boston Celtics dishes out the ball like Rajon Rondo. He ignores Ray Allen. When the late Celtic #20 took his disparaging comments to a Boston media maven named Jackie MacMullen and ranked the Celtics as purely rank, they were fig...
The Celtics had a tradition last season of having only one person wear a specially colored sneakers. It is usually Paul Pierce or Rajon Rondo, and last season they wore a bright green sneaker. The idea seemed limited. Perhaps it was in a rotation...
Christmas is over for the Celtics. Dionte Christmas, which is not quite like Little Christmas, has been cut by the Boston Celtics in time for the holidays (Halloween upcoming). Little Christmas arrives in January, but Dionte Christmas leaves in O...
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