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Funny story: PETA Warns of Piñata Violence

PETA Warns of Piñata Violence

Norfolk, VA - Birthday parties are more than just cake and ice cream. To some they're celebrations of animal cruelty. "Pin the tail on the donkey, animal shaped piñatas. Where you hear laughter I hear screaming - we're teaching children that it's...

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Funny story: Roy Turse Celebrates Hawaii Day Today

Roy Turse Celebrates Hawaii Day Today

Occasional Spoof writer Roy Turse has announced that he is celebrating Hawaii Day today, 21st August. He says that there are no hula skirts involved, and no ham and pineapple pizza. It's just the big Five-Oh. Unlikely as it seems, Roy is fifty t...

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Funny story: Ghost of Marilyn Monroe sings "Happy Birthday" Mr. President at White House

Ghost of Marilyn Monroe sings "Happy Birthday" Mr. President at White House

Washington, D.C. - Dionne Warwick and her Psychic Friends Network channeled the spirit of the deceased Marilyn Monroe at the White House today. The séance took place in the Oval Office, where Dionne Warwick herself got Marilyn Monroe to appear, convi...

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Funny story: Surprise! President Obama Turns 48

Surprise! President Obama Turns 48

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's 'First Mama' aka Michelle Obama is throwing her husband, the 'Main Bro' a surprise birthday party to be held at the White House's Rose Garden, which is also now known as The Beer Buddies Bar. The president will be 4...

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Funny story: Little Adolf Hitler Denied Birthday Cake

Little Adolf Hitler Denied Birthday Cake

In Barton, Pennsylvania, the father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Cardwell, who was denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance from the community. Heath Cardwell and his wif...

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Funny story: Six Year Old's Birthday Party Narrated by Morgan Freeman

Six Year Old's Birthday Party Narrated by Morgan Freeman

Timmy Gerris of Coos Bay, Oregon got a special surprize when Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman showed up to narrate the young boy's 6th birthday party. "Mr. Freeman is my super favorite actor! He did a great job in "The Shawshank Redemption,...

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Funny story: Surprise! Centenarian Dies at Own 100th Birthday Party

Surprise! Centenarian Dies at Own 100th Birthday Party

AKRON, OHIO - When the family of centenarian Jeremiah Toumrok planned a surprise party for his 100th birthday, they never expected the surprise would be on themselves!...

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Funny story: Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Anna Nicole Smith's daughter was appalled when she learned what her dad, Larry Birkhead, has planned for her first birthday -- a party in Kentucky. "Kentucky?" she babytalked in disbelief and horror.

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Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...

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Funny story: Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.

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Funny story: Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.

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Funny story: Tommy Lee Finds Out His Own Age

Tommy Lee Finds Out His Own Age

Rock star and occasional porn star Tommy Lee was shocked to have his actual age revealed to him by a roadie yesterday; and subsequently cried for four hours straight. It happened by chance when the anonymous crew member told the Motley Crue drummer,...

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Funny story: New Study Reveals Shocking Correlation Between Birthdays and Age

New Study Reveals Shocking Correlation Between Birthdays and Age

Gainesville, FL - Dr. Morton Engle made waves in the medical community when he released the findings of his latest research study during an impromptu press conference yesterday. The University of Florida biology professor has spent the past decade s...

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Funny story: Ebert and McCartney share 62nd birthday party

Ebert and McCartney share 62nd birthday party

CHICAGO -- Toasting to old, dead partners and the mystery of their youths, ex-Beatle Paul McCartney and movie critic Roger Ebert celebrated their 62nd birthdays together in the Second City.

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