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Funny story: Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Prominent Republicans balked at a Democratic plan to fund health care by taxing families earning $350,000 a year or more at a rate of 1%, with that rate increasing slightly at successively higher income levels. "They want to do...

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Funny story: US Paralysed By Freak Weather Conditions - Something Fishy Going On Here Says Bill O'Reilly

US Paralysed By Freak Weather Conditions - Something Fishy Going On Here Says Bill O'Reilly

In a day of unprecedented weather 'strangeness' TV anchor Bill O'Reilly stated categorically that in his opinion,'Something fishy is going on here.' As indeed there was. Buffalo NY was left reeling under a nonsensical anchovy downpour, which wa...

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Funny story: Study Links Global Warming to Right-wing Media Hot Air Emissions

Study Links Global Warming to Right-wing Media Hot Air Emissions

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Earlier this week, the Environmental Protection Agency released the highly anticipated results of a year-long study, confirming a long suspected link between right-wing media blowhards and current global warming trends. Though th...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Calls The Internet "Liberal"

Bill O'Reilly Calls The Internet "Liberal"

The internet is "liberal" according to Fox News comedian Bill O'Reilly. The aging Fox News commentator and mic cutter Bill O'Reilly claims he knows that the internet is liberal because there were more Barack Obama ads than there were John McCain a...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Still Yelling at Barney Frank

Bill O'Reilly Still Yelling at Barney Frank

News and opinion program host Bill O'Reilly is reportedly still yelling at Congressman Barney Frank a week after Frank appeared on "The O'Reilly Factor" and O'Reilly hollered at Frank for his poor handling of the mortgage situation at the Fanny Mae a...

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Funny story: You Might Not Be a Racist?

You Might Not Be a Racist?

Last evening on the Fox News Channel program "The No Spin Zone," host Bill O'Reilly interviewed the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson. The topic for discussion was how do you tell if a person is not a racist?...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.

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Funny story: The Fatcats Club: "Caution: You're About to Enter a No-Shame Zone"

The Fatcats Club: "Caution: You're About to Enter a No-Shame Zone"

Bill O'Reilly opened his eyes once the make-up girl had finished powdering his forehead, and looked quickly from one side of the studio to the other. "Margo?" he yelled when he couldn't find who he was looking for. "Margo? Where the hell are you?"...

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Funny story: Mainstream Media Asks for Ron Paul 'Do-Over'

Mainstream Media Asks for Ron Paul 'Do-Over'

Faced with the near-certain prospect of a presidency ruled by either Allah, menstrual cycles, or a hatred of youth, the Main Stream Media today apologized for its concerted efforts to destroy Ron Paul's candidacy saying 'in retrospect he'...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping

Inflammatory Fox radio and television pundit Bill O'Reilly made it clear in no uncertain terms that he seldom, if ever, washes his hands after taking a dump. The loofah-loving right winger claims that such sanitary impulses bespeak an unmanly adm...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly dispels his own stereotypes of Black Americans; finds himself in the "No Spin Zone" segment of his own show after reaction

Bill O'Reilly dispels his own stereotypes of Black Americans; finds himself in the "No Spin Zone" segment of his own show after reaction

New York, New York - Sharing on his syndicated show the "Radio Factor" his revelation that a dinning experience at a local favorite, Sylvia's, a soul-food restaurant in Harlem with Rev. Al Sharpton this week was no different than any ot...

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Funny story: Bill O'Really, Drowned in Ron Paul Mail, Debuts Ombudsbabe

Bill O'Really, Drowned in Ron Paul Mail, Debuts Ombudsbabe

14 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Talking head Bill O'Really, host of "The Spin Zone" on CBC's Faux News network, was drowned this week in thousands of letters from Ron Paul supporters. Admitting for the first time in 11 years th...

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Funny story: Solomon Island's Tsunami Causes Discovered

Solomon Island's Tsunami Causes Discovered

Fox News revealed today that the tsunami (tidal wave) that struck the Solomon Islands in the South Pacific was caused by an earthquake. According to newsman Bill O'Reilly, the cause of that earthquake was Rosie O'Donnell body surfing while v...

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Funny story: Ozone Hole Caused by Bill O'Reilly?

Ozone Hole Caused by Bill O'Reilly?

It was discovered today that the "hole in the ozone layer" can definitely be attributed to talk show host Bill "Let's Kill all the Mexicans" O'Reilly.

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Funny story: Olbermann Halloween Mask May Be Responsible for Democrats' Midterm Victory

Olbermann Halloween Mask May Be Responsible for Democrats' Midterm Victory

NEW YORK - MSNBC Countdown host Keith Olbermann admits that viewer e-mail received by the network suggests he may be responsible for causing millions of diehard Fox News viewers, normally conservative Republicans, to vote for Democratic cand...

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Funny story: Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

(CeLebNewZ) - In what can only be described as an ole' geezer's rumble, witnesses at CNN's Atlanta studios say that real life "crap" was indeed beaten out of Bill O'Reilly by Lou Dobbs after O'Reilly, on air called Dobbs...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Punches John Kerry Good and Solid, charges filed

Bill O'Reilly Punches John Kerry Good and Solid, charges filed

BOSTON - Bill O'Reilly, host of FOX's The O'Reilly Factor "lost his temper" yesterday after Senator John Kerry pointed out that O'Reilly himself was a "2 bit low-life pimp", words which O'Reilly apparently did-...

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