It looks as though the sixteen year marriage of Bill and Melinda Gates is over, as late last night -if rumours are to be believed- Melinda caught Bill receiving oral sex from his latest pet project, the Microsoft Robomaid, A.K.A 'Laurene V1.6'. A...
US Department of War Secretary and Chief Propaganda Minister Robert Gates proposed the establishment of a new "Superfund" for nation building. Gates stated that even though his host nation, the United States, was broke and direly in need of being re...
The arrival of the eagerly awaited Windows 7 has been hailed as an instant success. With people queuing not only around the block but also around the clock in expectation of the new release, company chief executives and directors at resellers were...
Microsoft, according to my secret inside source, has said it is happy with the sales of its new Windows 7 operating system. However, these are tough times. Soon to be released, "Garage" operating system. In these difficult times, garage sales ar...
White House - (Last Chance Saloon Mess): A slight change of plan today resulted in President Obama and his etiquette coach Prof Henry Loose Gates starting with a four bottle advantage over beleaguered Sgt James Crowley of the Cambridge, Massachusetts...
Cambridge, MA - A lady of Pork And Cheese descent, the caller who dialed 911 on that uppity Harvard professor, Henry Gates, is claiming the Pigs are lying when they say she identified Professor Gates as a black dude. Ms. Whelan, the caller, says...
Bellevue, WA. Apparently overwhelmed with prayer requests, Microsoft icon Bill Gates is offering the Almighty a "Prayer Parsing Service," similar to a computer software "help desk. "In a vision the other night God pleaded with me to help ease his/her...
Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and Democratic Presidential Candidate for President, has filed a lawsuit in Federal Court for unpaid royalities. Gore is suing Microsoft, AOL, and several other computer companies for unpaid royalt...
Further to our earlier story: In an exclusive interview from one of his 32 mansions (and that's just in Malibu alone), Bill Gates, American Business Mogul and Chairman of Microsoft has announced he will be purchasing Great Britain. Gates met wit...
United States - In an exclusive interview from one of his 32 mansions (and that's just in Malibu alone), Bill Gates, American Business Mogul and Chairman of Microsoft has announced he will be purchasing Great Britain. To clarify, Great Britain i...
Computer software giant and inventor of Windows, Bill Gates, has purchased exclusive rights to the usage of a famous saying. During the American version of Comic Relief, which is called "Relief from Georgebush", he paid almost $2 billion to take o...
Bill Gates Foundation has announced a new philanthropic cause- to help computer companies crushed by Microsoft. Making Microsoft into the virtual monopoly that it is in the computer world entailed upending many smaller competitors along the way by un...
In a statement issued today, it was incorrectly revealed that the $200 million philanthropic donation from Bill Gates was being given to fight polio. However, the newsdesk has since received a corrected version of the aforementioned statement to r...
Steve Jobs finally admits he prefers Microsoft after thirty years. Saying, "I don't care anymore what people think. It was all a fluke. I was planning to play the bagpipes professionally and the course of the river changed." Steve says, "It was Bill who motivated me early on." Steve's family bought him a guitar while he was on a field trip in seventh grade as a surprise. "When I got back, gone...
Due to recent flooding in the Seattle, Washington area, Bill Gates recently stepped onto the porch of his Mercer Island home on Lake Union and floated away. "I guess he's so used to floating in money that he didn't notice that he was floating away...
Jumping on the media bandwagon over recent announcements from Apple Corporation related to its secretive "Brick" project, Bill Gates announced plans to release Microsoft's "Rock" in Q1 of 2009. Not disclosing any details surrounding the "Rock" p...
Seattle WA -- Software giant Macrosoft is the latest and the biggest victim of the crashing economy. The legendary computer giant filed for bankruptcy protection this morning after defaulting on $800 billion in debt. The Internet Explorer brows...
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