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Funny story: ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

BILLINGSGATE POST: Virtually guaranteeing Donald Trump the presidency, Bill Clinton accused his wife of being, "crooked as a dog's hind leg," after she caught him "a hosing and a blowsing as moma come a nosing" with his standby honey, the infamous "...

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Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

I was driving down Route 94 through Detroit a couple days ago and something that looked like a witch flew out of the shadows and attached itself to my car. "What in the mudder-fried hell?!!!" screamed and thundered through my head. I was scared s...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton to be new spokesperson for Little Blue Pills

Bill Clinton to be new spokesperson for Little Blue Pills

Slick Willy is finally embarking on a passion project that he has been longing for ever since being wed to a blatantly boner-killing alien. Whilst he did manage to become President of the United States, Bill's true passion has always been banging wh...

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Funny story: Screen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome

Screen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of Bill Clinton's old screen scratchers reveals that she began sleeping with Bill after high school and that their affair didn't end until he moved into the White House. What is a screen scratcher? Commander Nelson, who co...

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Funny story: Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...

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Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...

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Funny story: And Here is the News...Again.

And Here is the News...Again.

HEADLINES KIM KARDASHIAN ROCKED UP TO RIHANNA'S FIRST DIAMOND BALL BENEFIT IN A PLUNGING LEOTARD WITH MESH NETTING. Friends say this is a radical departure for her. Kim has also been made an offer by Air Canada to model her bum for new hot air balloon. MOTHER OF NINETEEN CHILDREN VOWS "NEVER TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN". FRANK BRUNO GIVEN ALL CLEAR BY DOCTORS TO RESUME BOXING... BUT MAY HAVE T...

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Funny story: Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton had affairs with "thousands of women." So said Linda Tripp in a rare interview on "Aaron Klein Investigative Radio". Tripp was a pivotal figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal and worked in the West Wing of the White...

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Funny story: Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

NEW YORK - Donald Trump continued his assault today on Bill Clinton's presidency during a radio interview. Mr. Trump called President Clinton's administration "really an embarrassment due to the lack of a really hot, young, model wife." The Dona...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...

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Funny story: Clinton Email May Answer Question Of Why She Stood By Bill After Affair

Clinton Email May Answer Question Of Why She Stood By Bill After Affair

Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. Recently disclosed emails indicat...

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Funny story: Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...

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Funny story: Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named

Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named

BILLINGSGATE POST: A leaked report from FBI Headquarters places blame for Hillary's missing emails squarely on an amorous encounter that took place on top of the server that was located in a closet in the Clinton's home in Chappaqua, NY. DNA evid...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hardly a day goes by that news of Slick Willie being linked to a bimbo doesn't make headlines. With Hillary's run for president, long past trysts are being recalled by victims of his charm. Gennifer Flowers, who claims to have h...

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Funny story: Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Bill & Hill, the popular Arkansas doll brand that was spun off from Walmart in a 1998 divestiture due to lack of sales following the release of their Monica model, announced a special 2-for-1 sale. That's right, buy a Hill and get a Bill absolute...

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