NEW ORLEANS - Beyonce has said that she has really been hurt and offended by all the hateful comments, remarks, and insults due to the fact that she decided to lip sync the "Stars Spangled Banner" at President Obama's Inauguration. The long-legged...
Wisconsin man Elliot Holmes experienced his own personal Super Bowl blackout during Sunday's big game and is wondering "what the hell happened?" after waking up in a pool of vomit and urine, his trousers down to his ankles and his dog whimpering in a...
Beyonce blew a fuse. Other speculation centers on one of her dancers tripping over a cord plugged into the central arena socket. Not since 18 minutes disappeared off of President Richard Nixon's Dictaphone has there been such an egregious mystery.
Los Angeles, CA - In a shocking turn of events liable to further upset her harshest critics, Grammy Award winning pop star Beyonce Knowles has now admitted to lip-synching an apology for her recent lip-synced performance of the American national...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Obama and Aretha Franklin each gave respectively a resounding speech and rendition of the National Anthem four years ago, it seems that the designers of the second inaugural ceremony pulled a full-on Milli Vanilli o...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The recently fired X-Factor judge Britney Spears is reportedly extremely angry at fellow singer Beyonce. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Spears told The Views Whoopi Goldberg that she does not appreciate Beyon...
Washington AC/DC - "That's why Michelle was looking daggers at him during the Inauguration Lunch," Republican House Speaker John Boehner's shoe-shine boy commented today on the decision to cherry-pick popular entertainer Beyoncé Knowles to sing the S...
SAN FRANCISCO - Rihanna was in the audience watching her good friend Beyonce perform before a cheering crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum. Half way through the show Beyonce asked Rihanna to join her on stage and she did. The two sang the old Beatles...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...
In a move that has stunned the entertainment world, Simon Cowell has shown that he is still one step ahead of the competition. From LA to London, media were reporting on one story which broke early morning LA time, about a brand new TV format that is...
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for rhythm and blues reggae singer Bruno Mars has just announced that the Honolulu native has just signed to appear in a motion picture. The science fiction musical titled Doo-Wops & Hooligans will also star popular...
Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away. And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...
Adele's biggest moment in her American career, performing live to America's music royalty at the MTV VMAs and been tarnished by her criticism of Britain's leader and accusations her dress was stolen to order during the London riots. US media misinter...
HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce danced a little and lip synced a lot, like most performers, and after her performance at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show she picked up her blouse and showed her baby bump which really amounted to a little bump the size...
Global superstar Beyonce was finally able to stop dancing for 30 seconds to accept a quick pregnancy test on the stage of MTV's VMA's. Jay Z her rapster husband has been desperate to confirm whether she is pregnant, having not able to get his wife to...
Pop singer Beyonce Knowles has made an astonishing claim that she is pregnant, after months of speculation that she might be overweight. The R&B star, 29, used her hands to frame, what she called, her "baby bump" under a loose-fitting dress as...
Local man, part time satirist and full time waster, Martin Shuttlecock, who according to his schoolteachers "would never amount to anything much" came out with this amazing statement as he took a break from digging out a subterranean ten room extensi...
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